The truth is…
the real truth…?
Do people do that?
How’s my new dress?
It makes you look fat.
Like my new do?
I paid quite a lot
You got ripped off, dear,
You might even sue.
How are you today?
Just a quick answer please
I don’t have the time
To hear of your bad knees.
I’m doing fine, knowing
You don’t want to hear
My problems and stresses
I won’t bend your ear.
A “white lie” is easier
Makes conversation go fast
Then again, you just never know
When you might hear the real truth
It could be quite a blow.
So beware
the truth is…
If you don’t want the real truth?
Perhaps you shouldn’t ask.
I don't usually write silly poems, but at a poetry gathering the challenge was to write a poem beginning with "the truth is" and the truth is I could not come up with anything serious that didn't also sound sappy, so I went for silly!