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"roofer" poems
So gradual in those summers was the going of the age it seemed that the long days setting out when the stars faded over the mountains were not leaving us even as the birds woke in full song and the dew glittered in the webs it appeared then that the clear morning opening into the sky was something of ours to have and keep and that the brightness we could not touch and the air we could not hold had come to be there all the time for us and would never be gone and that the axle we did not hear was not turning when the ancient car coughed in the roofer's barn and rolled out echoing first thing into the lane and the only tractor in the village rumbled and went into its rusty mutterings before heading out of its lean-to into the cow pats and the shadow of the lime tree we did not see that the swallows flashing and the sparks of their cries were fast in the spokes of the hollow wheel that was turning and turning us taking us all away as one with the tires of the baker's van where the wheels of bread were stacked like days in calendars coming and going all at once we did not hear the rim of the hour in whatever we were saying or touching all day we thought it was there and would stay it was only as the afternoon lengthened on its dial and the shadows reached out farther and farther from everything that we began to listen for what might be escaping us and we heard high voices ringing the village at sundown calling their animals home and then the bats after dark and the silence on its road
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The Speed Of Light
So gradual in those summers was the going of the age it seemed that the long days setting out when the stars faded over the mountains were not leaving us even as the birds woke in full song and the dew glittered in the webs it appeared then that the clear morning opening into the sky was something of ours to have and keep and that the brightness we could not touch and the air we could not hold had come to be there all the time for us and would never be gone and that the axle we did not hear was not turning when the ancient car coughed in the roofer's barn and rolled out echoing first thing into the lane and the only tractor in the village rumbled and went into its rusty mutterings before heading out of its lean-to into the cow pats and the shadow of the lime tree we did not see that the swallows flashing and the sparks of their cries were fast in the spokes of the hollow wheel that was turning and turning us taking us all away as one with the tires of the baker's van where the wheels of bread were stacked like days in calendars coming and going all at once we did not hear the rim of the hour in whatever we were saying or touching all day we thought it was there and would stay it was only as the afternoon lengthened on its dial and the shadows reached out farther and farther from everything that we began to listen for what might be escaping us and we heard high voices ringing the village at sundown calling their animals home and then the bats after dark and the silence on its road
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The mums at nursery like me. They are reassured by dark rings beneath my eyes, blue jeans, clean-scrubbed smile, pulled back hair. A soul more boring and more tired- Just knowing I exist makes them feel better. Not today: Today I’m wearing make-up. And my shorts are, well, short which I think is against the rules. My hair shines like a barley sugar sweet and my finger nails sparkle like long forgotten jewels. Today I dodge dressing-up hats, snotty noses, spilt milk, play-dough, paint and mud-puddle splats with practiced precision. Today, just this once, when I give mums their children back, I look more together and more stylish than them. I run home, cross busy roads in record time, wave to total strangers who want to say hello. I get the polish off my nails, scrub my face under the shower, dry my hair, pull it back, grab yesterday’s jeans and baggy sweater. He returns from work and asks: Did you have a good day? I think: *Yes. Yes **** it. Yes I did.* Do you know- my eyes are pretty, and I can get into shorts I wore ten years ago? Stop traffic - check. Turn heads - hell yeah! The roofer down the road nearly fell and broke his neck. Your wife is, without a doubt, a ********* **** thing.* So many words, like popping candy on my tongue. I imagine his reaction. I shut my mouth. Danger passes. But lies won’t come. Mouth’s gone dry. I swallow back the truth then feel like I’m gonna gag. Panic rising in my chest on top of bile. Then: My day was fine I say. Just that. My day was fine And I am saved.
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Oct 14, 2011
Oct 14, 2011 at 3:08 PM UTC
finding words
The mums at nursery like me. They are reassured by dark rings beneath my eyes, blue jeans, clean-scrubbed smile, pulled back hair. A soul more boring and more tired- Just knowing I exist makes them feel better. Not today: Today I’m wearing make-up. And my shorts are, well, short which I think is against the rules. My hair shines like a barley sugar sweet and my finger nails sparkle like long forgotten jewels. Today I dodge dressing-up hats, snotty noses, spilt milk, play-dough, paint and mud-puddle splats with practiced precision. Today, just this once, when I give mums their children back, I look more together and more stylish than them. I run home, cross busy roads in record time, wave to total strangers who want to say hello. I get the polish off my nails, scrub my face under the shower, dry my hair, pull it back, grab yesterday’s jeans and baggy sweater. He returns from work and asks: Did you have a good day? I think: *Yes. Yes **** it. Yes I did.* Do you know- my eyes are pretty, and I can get into shorts I wore ten years ago? Stop traffic - check. Turn heads - hell yeah! The roofer down the road nearly fell and broke his neck. Your wife is, without a doubt, a ********* **** thing.* So many words, like popping candy on my tongue. I imagine his reaction. I shut my mouth. Danger passes. But lies won’t come. Mouth’s gone dry. I swallow back the truth then feel like I’m gonna gag. Panic rising in my chest on top of bile. Then: My day was fine I say. Just that. My day was fine And I am saved.
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***Dearest Tommy I think of you every night I lay awake listening to the thunder and the lightening, and the rain on the old tin roof (which is leaking again by the way) but during the day I can't hear it, I'm so busy staying sane Just want you to know, even though it's only been 2 months I'm thinking of you, again*** *My Heart, Melissa I'm thinking of you out in the desert there are 50 million stars and several stray bullet tracers but they can never mar the beauty of the night sky, from where I lie thinking of you and maybe... our babe? Don't leave my hanging sweetheart, give me a hint to make my darkest day I LOVE U!* ***Dear Tommy The mailman came again today with no news from you, I can't pretend that it didn't light a fuse beneath my temper but I understand you are busy and it is September Autumn months where life lies fallow I'm not trying to be shallow I'm just trying to plug up the leaks there is no babe, I'm sorry (I'm not) but it's cold and life is bleak without you*** *Darling Melissa I'm hearing you cry out to me I'm getting your letters but you're not seeing me? How can that be? I want you to know that each grain of sand that I pour out of my boots at night I count as minutes spent away from you and I'm seeing you beyond sight when I close my eyes under stars that don't shine for you in your universe and I'm sorry for that but under each shining light, I pretend that your looking up at the same star and you are whispering what we rehearsed... No matter where you are, you are my star. Remember? Love your Tommy* ***Dear Tom The leak was fixed last week by Steven Treadle remember him from High School He played football for a little while and then he decided college football wasn't for him so he decided on a trade and now he's a roofer He wanted to be a soldier but his injury prevented him He's doing well, here in Suburbia... and with me... I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry, so sorry but he's here for me... I'm so sorry but Tommy I Loved you and the idea of you and me but Tommy I need someone by me... Sorry*** the last response Melissa received was not a letter from Tommy but an Official Sorry from the Military but it was never as sorry as Melissa felt that Tommy may have (or may have not) received her last Sorry or the Hell it may have spelt
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Mar 22, 2013
Mar 22, 2013 at 8:31 AM UTC
Tommy and Melissa (fighting a war that wasn't theirs to fight)
***Dearest Tommy I think of you every night I lay awake listening to the thunder and the lightening, and the rain on the old tin roof (which is leaking again by the way) but during the day I can't hear it, I'm so busy staying sane Just want you to know, even though it's only been 2 months I'm thinking of you, again*** *My Heart, Melissa I'm thinking of you out in the desert there are 50 million stars and several stray bullet tracers but they can never mar the beauty of the night sky, from where I lie thinking of you and maybe... our babe? Don't leave my hanging sweetheart, give me a hint to make my darkest day I LOVE U!* ***Dear Tommy The mailman came again today with no news from you, I can't pretend that it didn't light a fuse beneath my temper but I understand you are busy and it is September Autumn months where life lies fallow I'm not trying to be shallow I'm just trying to plug up the leaks there is no babe, I'm sorry (I'm not) but it's cold and life is bleak without you*** *Darling Melissa I'm hearing you cry out to me I'm getting your letters but you're not seeing me? How can that be? I want you to know that each grain of sand that I pour out of my boots at night I count as minutes spent away from you and I'm seeing you beyond sight when I close my eyes under stars that don't shine for you in your universe and I'm sorry for that but under each shining light, I pretend that your looking up at the same star and you are whispering what we rehearsed... No matter where you are, you are my star. Remember? Love your Tommy* ***Dear Tom The leak was fixed last week by Steven Treadle remember him from High School He played football for a little while and then he decided college football wasn't for him so he decided on a trade and now he's a roofer He wanted to be a soldier but his injury prevented him He's doing well, here in Suburbia... and with me... I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry, so sorry but he's here for me... I'm so sorry but Tommy I Loved you and the idea of you and me but Tommy I need someone by me... Sorry*** the last response Melissa received was not a letter from Tommy but an Official Sorry from the Military but it was never as sorry as Melissa felt that Tommy may have (or may have not) received her last Sorry or the Hell it may have spelt
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No medals for those who die on Site, Just silence, till the Ambulance has gone, Then, disconnecting like a crumpled kite, The twisted scaffold, he had fallen from. No more teasing his taste in Sandwiches, Or Football team, that lost, again, Just back to gable-ends steep pitches As bosses begin, to shift the blame. After the Funeral, we drank to him, He, who was one of us, Those who risk life and limb, Gathered tightly, into a nucleus. Hushed, we lifted Whiskey and Ales, To a life, that rang with hammers and nails.
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Jan 12, 2016
Jan 12, 2016 at 7:16 PM UTC
Anthem for a Doomed Roofer. . .
*philosophy: and yes, we all believed in the insane asylum in the first place... at least the theists are suicidal... the atheists are hanging-on, mundane boors... listening to atheists is like listening to someone trying to erradicate the thesaurus... like someone trying to sharpen a staff... atheism is case of: stoppage of synonyms... because no philosophy book i've read invokes grammatical words, i.e. nouns, verbs... no argument in this direction is cool... the *** knows Tai Chi... i'm just waiting for a ******* to say it's Chinese!* and beyond the counter to worship, the atheistic argument is bound to a lot of talk and thought... when atheism does do much away with prayer... then secularism does... let's just say: acknowledge the idiot...    either pray... or think or talk     and subsequently acknowledge that sort of ultimatum...        i can't agree on either pathos...                     pray... or talk... find enough Goebbels, and you'll find enough like-minded manifestos   of Englishmen...                    and esp. Jews attired as such... cos you weren't gangraped enough. if you were a friend of a friend... and a friend that said: biology... via the pharaoh's gambit...                     you still wouldn't consecrate their friendship over a steak, but you would. atheists don't have an argument, they still abide to arguing his existence, by thinking about him, or talking about him, prayer seems the most lazy escapism to the caged compensated comparison, given we're all caged... and escapist... and bound to escapism...    you construct the pyramids! you do!     a bunch of quasi intellectuals!     plainly stated: brick on brick! you lay it down: down to: a word on word!   i can have an argument...    but i can't be even bothered to keep it...   it just gets boring after a while, and given that i'm not keeping the argument for a way to shove food down my mouth...       i just think atheism exists because we have transcended so many natural obstacles... personally? i'd rather hear a tsunami quake than hear an atheist talk...           and that's because so few of us will have the actual argument in this stratosphere... since most of us will probably rather the thrill of a tornado... than a **** on our daily commute...   even the Frankenstein monster will be more attractive in experience than the roudabout of an atheist...        women are least likely to champion atheism... might be a quest for feeling...                  with all the pathology...                  rather than that other quest for feeling: apathy...   and that's really, truly, manly. can we simply prescribe one label: i think? no... evidently we need many more labels.
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Jan 13, 2017
Jan 13, 2017 at 11:46 PM UTC
it demands a vague faith: intellectuals who don't labour / son of a roofer
*philosophy: and yes, we all believed in the insane asylum in the first place... at least the theists are suicidal... the atheists are hanging-on, mundane boors... listening to atheists is like listening to someone trying to erradicate the thesaurus... like someone trying to sharpen a staff... atheism is case of: stoppage of synonyms... because no philosophy book i've read invokes grammatical words, i.e. nouns, verbs... no argument in this direction is cool... the *** knows Tai Chi... i'm just waiting for a ******* to say it's Chinese!* and beyond the counter to worship, the atheistic argument is bound to a lot of talk and thought... when atheism does do much away with prayer... then secularism does... let's just say: acknowledge the idiot...    either pray... or think or talk     and subsequently acknowledge that sort of ultimatum...        i can't agree on either pathos...                     pray... or talk... find enough Goebbels, and you'll find enough like-minded manifestos   of Englishmen...                    and esp. Jews attired as such... cos you weren't gangraped enough. if you were a friend of a friend... and a friend that said: biology... via the pharaoh's gambit...                     you still wouldn't consecrate their friendship over a steak, but you would. atheists don't have an argument, they still abide to arguing his existence, by thinking about him, or talking about him, prayer seems the most lazy escapism to the caged compensated comparison, given we're all caged... and escapist... and bound to escapism...    you construct the pyramids! you do!     a bunch of quasi intellectuals!     plainly stated: brick on brick! you lay it down: down to: a word on word!   i can have an argument...    but i can't be even bothered to keep it...   it just gets boring after a while, and given that i'm not keeping the argument for a way to shove food down my mouth...       i just think atheism exists because we have transcended so many natural obstacles... personally? i'd rather hear a tsunami quake than hear an atheist talk...           and that's because so few of us will have the actual argument in this stratosphere... since most of us will probably rather the thrill of a tornado... than a **** on our daily commute...   even the Frankenstein monster will be more attractive in experience than the roudabout of an atheist...        women are least likely to champion atheism... might be a quest for feeling...                  with all the pathology...                  rather than that other quest for feeling: apathy...   and that's really, truly, manly. can we simply prescribe one label: i think? no... evidently we need many more labels.
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*and i smiled into my father’s face and eyes when i wrote this, and he set off to work and i set off to bed to sleep off having fed the hangover to appear by noon of what i thought to be the next day... :) indeed i did feel lazy being a poet and not being a journalist. and i know the dead poets' society still lives on! it still lives on! even though he was an actor, the dead poets' society still lives on! but i still have my father's strength at 6am as a roofer than the weakness of a poet at 6am in wish to be a roofer - most of the agonies of man are explained by the strenghts / “apathies” of animals... who share none of our sensible inquests of the new arrival proclaimed as lord of mannor but the corner stone / messiah of our turnip pyramid constructed by eager termites... we have none of such composure between mammal and lizard... we then in pretence rule animal with man’s fake prosthetic heart as heart of hierarchy and as above? when with as an above no above we dare believe in, surely?! of what heart does serve and of what heart could serve, only the sensual it does, serve, and no other in the realm of the heart’s intent to think exchange heart for mind and allow mind the feeling enclosure of not thinking. what then? i mind my poetry is weakened such and such takes of what could never be mistook: but you know how a masculine profession was mistook for a feminine one? it only took a mother and a builder to say they differed: the builder’s mother said the hammer in sense, while the mother’s sunday am simply said, the nails frequent the builder’s hammer less than my son’s tears my husband’s eyes, even thought that thety do.... as i too wish robin williams was my english teacher... but... really... wasn’t #hatealcoholicsmuk - but then i heard soulfly's tribe: your tribe our tribe! your life our life! your god our god! your tribe our tribe! amazon mea culpa mea crux mea ego!* it’s a shame most of our lives are lived only to anticipate a said impromptu: mr. johnny mayfair.. king’s cross the doors are parting hence you depart; and so much of life was, missing the mongol tribe that would have replaced flatmoor st. and would have done so with a good intention and a happy face of he who was a member of... the mongol tribe... rather than the boredom of flatmoor st. making it worth a wrinkle to age to 80 and only remember life as having played chess.
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Dec 3, 2015
Dec 3, 2015 at 1:08 AM UTC
mongol maxim expanded at 6am
*and i smiled into my father’s face and eyes when i wrote this, and he set off to work and i set off to bed to sleep off having fed the hangover to appear by noon of what i thought to be the next day... :) indeed i did feel lazy being a poet and not being a journalist. and i know the dead poets' society still lives on! it still lives on! even though he was an actor, the dead poets' society still lives on! but i still have my father's strength at 6am as a roofer than the weakness of a poet at 6am in wish to be a roofer - most of the agonies of man are explained by the strenghts / “apathies” of animals... who share none of our sensible inquests of the new arrival proclaimed as lord of mannor but the corner stone / messiah of our turnip pyramid constructed by eager termites... we have none of such composure between mammal and lizard... we then in pretence rule animal with man’s fake prosthetic heart as heart of hierarchy and as above? when with as an above no above we dare believe in, surely?! of what heart does serve and of what heart could serve, only the sensual it does, serve, and no other in the realm of the heart’s intent to think exchange heart for mind and allow mind the feeling enclosure of not thinking. what then? i mind my poetry is weakened such and such takes of what could never be mistook: but you know how a masculine profession was mistook for a feminine one? it only took a mother and a builder to say they differed: the builder’s mother said the hammer in sense, while the mother’s sunday am simply said, the nails frequent the builder’s hammer less than my son’s tears my husband’s eyes, even thought that thety do.... as i too wish robin williams was my english teacher... but... really... wasn’t #hatealcoholicsmuk - but then i heard soulfly's tribe: your tribe our tribe! your life our life! your god our god! your tribe our tribe! amazon mea culpa mea crux mea ego!* it’s a shame most of our lives are lived only to anticipate a said impromptu: mr. johnny mayfair.. king’s cross the doors are parting hence you depart; and so much of life was, missing the mongol tribe that would have replaced flatmoor st. and would have done so with a good intention and a happy face of he who was a member of... the mongol tribe... rather than the boredom of flatmoor st. making it worth a wrinkle to age to 80 and only remember life as having played chess.
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Do you remember the day we met? Such a foolish Question   You would  have met so many , Then how could i be that special one   Yeah I was bad in exploring you Yeah I was bad in discerning you Yeah I was bad in grasping you But as you know , I was a debut here I might have made mistakes in the source But now , I trying to get deeper into you And you’re not onto me Why you left me so alone Those lines you told me first, Hello world ! You neither asked me for a “system.out.println“ nor a console.writeline Just a print  ! You made my days more vivid I was falling for you day by day But what you did to me now? You showed me what to dream where to go and what to do I tried my good but not my best So I Tripped  ! But you know something ? We were in Love You din chose me Still I choose you , I don’t want to call you as my X Be my Y , be my reason to love live n laugh Python! I've fallen for you like a blind roofer, literally !
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Feb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 9:17 PM UTC
#why #we #broke #up
*talking to ritchie (a scaffolder on the Whitechapel project of the cross-rail) and his girlfriend nicholle, the smurf who i told about gargamel... while almost begged the sri lankans to buy a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of diet pepsi, past the allowance for the shop's opening hours and catching the last bus from chasing the cross... me and ritchie got talking randomly... hugged and shook hands by the end of the encounter, i don't know why; ritchie was a scaffolder... i told him i was once a roofer... i don't know why i have a healthy affiliation with scaffolders; nicholle the chihuahua walking in front of us reminded us of drug testing on the building site, i said a day off, she said a day without pay and randomised crap like curtains... now i remember why i didn't join the crew with girlfriends, i'd be in a mental asylum by now, should they exist, otherwise with the failure of community care projects... maybe that's why women look amazing in ***** but cats look better in real life; i'm not even trying to be sexist, it's just too much reality.* i have only a few words for her: why won't she touch me? why am i to resolve my objections like this, ah, i see, because they are objections to that subjections that are of man succumbing to woman and the ordeal of chore; that are, man objectifies woman with all that *********** while woman makes countless subjects from him to appease her, while the world around sees no appeasement... indeed in the crusader's song to later show, as a psychosis (elevation of soul via the body's non-existence, a funny atheism) i'll show you a levitated stone, that doesn't require stones or loafs of bread for proof of alchemy; cup my hands in tears to capture tears like rainwater... make my eyes a convent.... i say a convent not a covenant! da pacem domine - and i see the mother nuns ushering the flock into carcass of obedience, a volume of body as tall as the pyramids; why are we the defending? what pleading would craft an altar if not to compare idle prayer crafted as a larger spectacle to allow marriage in its eyes permitted...    when i'm the sparrow of sorrow i sound like my mother, because of you, it's what i see that's to come that makes me disbelieve the magic of the advert, and embrace the advent of the saints in petulant prayer.
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Mar 28, 2016
Mar 28, 2016 at 7:16 PM UTC
the hooded knight
*talking to ritchie (a scaffolder on the Whitechapel project of the cross-rail) and his girlfriend nicholle, the smurf who i told about gargamel... while almost begged the sri lankans to buy a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of diet pepsi, past the allowance for the shop's opening hours and catching the last bus from chasing the cross... me and ritchie got talking randomly... hugged and shook hands by the end of the encounter, i don't know why; ritchie was a scaffolder... i told him i was once a roofer... i don't know why i have a healthy affiliation with scaffolders; nicholle the chihuahua walking in front of us reminded us of drug testing on the building site, i said a day off, she said a day without pay and randomised crap like curtains... now i remember why i didn't join the crew with girlfriends, i'd be in a mental asylum by now, should they exist, otherwise with the failure of community care projects... maybe that's why women look amazing in ***** but cats look better in real life; i'm not even trying to be sexist, it's just too much reality.* i have only a few words for her: why won't she touch me? why am i to resolve my objections like this, ah, i see, because they are objections to that subjections that are of man succumbing to woman and the ordeal of chore; that are, man objectifies woman with all that *********** while woman makes countless subjects from him to appease her, while the world around sees no appeasement... indeed in the crusader's song to later show, as a psychosis (elevation of soul via the body's non-existence, a funny atheism) i'll show you a levitated stone, that doesn't require stones or loafs of bread for proof of alchemy; cup my hands in tears to capture tears like rainwater... make my eyes a convent.... i say a convent not a covenant! da pacem domine - and i see the mother nuns ushering the flock into carcass of obedience, a volume of body as tall as the pyramids; why are we the defending? what pleading would craft an altar if not to compare idle prayer crafted as a larger spectacle to allow marriage in its eyes permitted...    when i'm the sparrow of sorrow i sound like my mother, because of you, it's what i see that's to come that makes me disbelieve the magic of the advert, and embrace the advent of the saints in petulant prayer.
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- i lie here beneath unfinished skies, watching a rainbow evaporate into shadows of daylight my intellection suggests they are made from billions of thumbs and forefingers holding tiny mirrors between me and my beyond, lying to us with images of ambiguous white columns in a gigantic panorama of shape-shifting mistakes that constantly reposition to hide the flaws but i can easily make out these errors, committed upon sensing inadequacy– adjusting abstract creativity mapped with ill-conceived perfection which is likely what blew this rainbow apart , the precipitation here was so immense ! and somewhere— droplets rise to form a tremendous new arc, glimpsed now by a humble roofer who wishes only that the sun would hide once again... s jones 2021 .
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Feb 8, 2021
Feb 8, 2021 at 6:47 AM UTC
unfinished skies
Harry the roofer Is roofing no more He lost his balance And nearly fell to floor . The ladder it seemed To to go higher and higher A voice in his head Said its time to retire . Fifty years he worked on heights Climing large houses And on building sights . But now at the age of sixty five He's done all he can And he still does survive . Harry the roofer will find it hard With all that time on his hands Away from folk back at the yard . Harry says goodbye to his friends The ones he has known for many years All there best wishes too him they do send.. Harry the roofer will reap what he's sown His house is now paid for And the children have grown . Yes Harry known as a haŕd working man He now takes it easy spends time at home He has bought a new car and sold his van.
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Dec 21, 2018
Dec 21, 2018 at 5:34 PM UTC
Harry the roofer.
For you the days starts early The sun rises fast Hydrate hydrate hydrate You need to last Got to Get that asphalt melting You Grab your mop It Smells like money Now Your slinging hot Your roofing now Its not for the weak You must be tough Almost a freak As the day goes by You are really moving now Backs begin to ache You persevere somehow **** the break The greenhorns quickly learn We’re not going to stop We still got hot to burn You respect the danger You know its real There is beauty on the roof Only a real roofer can feel As the sun sets low You start to wind it down You put in real work You never frowned Be proud Hold your head high Your a god dam Roofer You live in the sky!!!!
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Mar 9, 2021
Mar 9, 2021 at 7:34 PM UTC
Roofer
at home, november, trailing rain, floods the field, damp horse droops, dark, shiny, mud splattered. we walk, talk to the roofer, jen on her bike, slimmer. we draw, as film negative, to replace the drawings lost in post. resite. sbm
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Nov 2, 2013
Nov 2, 2013 at 2:42 AM UTC
211. november.
why is my usage of the english tongue, like your fake of treating it like a teacher, when, you're, clearly not? you're not a teacher... you never will be... get that ridicule out of your head... i can survive on the street... death doesn't scare me... but living on does. my eyes are aquariums, as if a Russian regret, so sold, former giants sized to height of a thumbs up, i have no heart... i have a stone, a stone, a stone, the lake beckoned us to dream; and instilled with Narcissus' stillness-of-self-love we are no more to know; i will not love for a newly wed care of divorce - my eyes are aquariums - my tears are the fish that span 2 seconds of memory.... next time you feel personal, aid will come when you support West Ham; a joke's a joke when it makes you uncomfortable... i have no affinity to secure placement in Marxist theory and subsequent applause; i was never born to a roofer father and a mother who cared for Jewish mothers of lawyers... i was never actually here. i received a copy of Bernard Shaw's Complete Works from Mrs. Rockmann after completing my GCSE's... no matter, an Egyptian spat at my mother and father who sat with me in a high-school bench, who i played happy birthday to... while ******* the mother of my child... i might be deluded... or i just might be misinformed... whatever... bagels 'r' us... salty beef to boot... just get me off this orb and hopes of an eternal tomorrow; i'm done!
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Jul 30, 2016
Jul 30, 2016 at 8:36 PM UTC
Mrs. Roßhandler / Mrs. Rockmann
I risk my life 5 days a week Up on your roof To fix your leak Triple ladder On your plastic gutter Up I climb I must be a ****** Run up your roof Point your ridge tiles Bucket in hand It kills my piles Replace your slates Off my cat ladder Who,d be a roofer We must be madder Sit on your chimney Like a bird And don,t recieve A grateful word All they ever Say to me Is how long is My guarantee I risk my life To keep you dry When rain and snow Fall from the sky So next time when your in your bed And you feel a drip on your head Don't call a roofer Call a plumber instead
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Feb 23, 2016
Feb 23, 2016 at 3:44 PM UTC
The roofer
I breath in to find my inner Geezer ready to speak with a more common vernacular. I channel my South Londoner and ensure I have my chipped mugs ready out on the counter. I pull the Nescafe and PG Tips forward from the dusty recesses of the top cupboard and locate the white sugar, checking that I have at least five heaped teaspoons’ worth for the coming encounter. Later, from behind the net curtains, I see him sizing up my roof from his van and I wait for him to walk up the drive to push the doorbell. Oh, no, THE DOORBELL! And, too late, what credibility I had pieced together cringes at the anticipation of the Batman themed doorbell ring, which until that morning had seemed an appropriate ice breaker.
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Jun 19, 2022
Jun 19, 2022 at 3:17 PM UTC
The roofer’s first visit
whether they come early or later, it depends on their diary whether they come at all. repair man comes on time, as does the roofer. yet the window cleaner never came at all, this month. saw him on his ladder in the village down the road. cleaning other windows. mine are not looking too badly though. they are washed with rain, daily. sbm.
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Feb 7, 2014
Feb 7, 2014 at 2:13 AM UTC
72. depends on the weather
Here you are, reading some book When you should be out there Playing football and eating ***** We got work to do You gotta move those shingles I gotta hammer those nails Don’t carry so much up the ladder at once You’ll wreck your back and slow me down I don’t want to be stuck here with you all day There you are, writing again You look so different with a pen in your hand Without packs of shingles on your shoulders I don’t understand why you do that You’re supposed to be a baseball star You’re supposed to win, make me proud You’re supposed to hate the ******* Crack jokes and laugh at the queers I just want to be proud of you Anyway, the last teardown left a huge mess Put down that pen, grab that pick, and get in my truck These shingles ain’t moving themselves
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Jan 5, 2020
Jan 5, 2020 at 2:27 PM UTC
The Roofer's Son