pre-scriptum that's actually a p.s. - shock value: staggering! what? peering into an empty glass, where once pirate ***-one-eye and damsel in distress ms. pepsi once resided! shocking! what now? well... guess that means a refill; ahoy the next glug glug! shave my ***** hair and call me p'ooh bear while you're at it; go on, skippy... MOVE IT!
a lazy ****, lodged up your ***...
suggesting
itself, ever so slightly as being
present...
man... the most terrible drinking
companion to date...
in such moments it's never
much,
it's not you're going to be *******
out a boa-sized tapeworm...
but you know: the general
discomfort, like wearing female underwear...
and it never is much,
it, just, *is, there, forcing you
to think about its presence,
and that's more annoying than:
are we there yet? no. are we there yet?
no. are we there yet? no, no, no!
******, take the plunge,
be off with your ******* sloth
dynamic of pretending to be a cute
parisian pastry in the display window
in some parisian bakery!
*******!
that's what the blank said to me:
write me a funny one...
less ***... and more:
the confinements of taking the 2no.
for a stroll, past st. peter's gate
and toward the throne of thrones...
sure thing floating choccie...
but just: imagine!
mmm... stardust and cinnamon...
my grandfather had this knack of
describing his **** as:
i was just around the strawberry
fields... oh look! i also found a dozen
plums, and a handful of, cherries!
have those with milk, and that's
the perfect laxacative, that is.
on a serious note though...
(what's the onomatopoeia for snigger?
that painful kind of laughter?
don't know? me neither) -
it's hard to think when you
have a "hitchhiker" who has suddenly
outstayed its welcome...
a bit like the nicotine
"hangover" in the morning...
**** me the excess of phlegm...
you hark, you bark, you snort backwards,
you spit, you sneeze,
you do everything possible to clear
the cavities...
after a while you finally reach
the morning bliss of:
smelling mint next to you...
you obviously water it to make the scent
exfoliate and become more potent...
but on a sober note,
this sunday times magazine
article by india knight got me thinking...
well... not really "thinking"
just bothered...
she's moaning about loneliness
and the solution: ***-bots...
she mention ****-boast gabriel -
and the flacid **** when you'd prefer a cuddle...
the sad bit?
apparently men are the prime
instigators of this "phenomenon"...
men only need ***-bots, someone tell them
they're loved...
thanks... next i'll ask a cave to echo back
a hello for me, morphing my voice
into that of adelle's...
look at my face... it came back in spanish!
biggest turn-off, (how to teen girls write it? ah!)
EVA!
sieve the eden eve into it?
now i know that's funny, but i always write
it assured that it isn't...
sometimes i get it wrong,
sometimes i even get a laugh for myself...
which brings me to the crucial point...
company?
well yeah, i have "conundrum" -
the memory of a sober me from 1 hour ago...
he likes to iron shirts,
watches female football...
likes ***** dancing because:
"apparently" - the film with the best soundtrack -
loves cooking, loves taking out the trash,
turns into a menace with his cats...
no, i'm not buying it...
ah, what's the point of selling myself like that,
it becomes a pretty boring ambition
of getting to mid-life and ******* younger girls...
i always thought that youth guards youth,
but... no... sour note that part...
well... nothing like turning to the guard
of cenobite invitation...
and **** me, that ship has... sailed!
oh look, a pretty moment,
a ship on the canvas of where
sky meets sea, and a lonely ship,
and a sun taken to skinny-dipping!
just like a gay might say with
exact syllable peacocking: mar-ve(h)-loose!
louse? sure dingy-dingity-****
two sopranos and three ballerinas later...
john? was it john? daaaarling...
you're my favourite compensation
to arthritis!
seriously? ***-bots are a man's thing?
so they made their pro-bot movies akin
to ex_machina...
but do people still remember
that ***-bot in spielberg modern twist
on pinocchio via the a.i. movie?
wasn't the ***-bot male?
lucky girls...
here with my bone-structured "****" imitation...
who ****** who with a
flacid soft-pouch-of-a-kangaroo
****? shanta claush? sean... i told you to stop it!
shorry.
shure you are.
ah, **** yeah! ****** joe! -
now that's tacky, we've moved on - now they're
called the teenage mutant turtle...
teenage.... turtle... mutant... avengers?
whatever:
michael, raphael, gabriel, uriel, saraqael,
raguel, and remie....
theology and fame... ah... you probably
heard only the fraction 2/7...
what part was the part where "lonely"
was implied?
the part where i like my own farts...
or the part where i find it really, really *******
difficult to even sleep with a cat in the same bed?
or the part that i fall asleep best,
with a lullaby of a horror movie sountrack?
