I think i have found a solution to gbv (gender based violence),
Anyone convicted of it should be given to soccer players to practise penalty shootout for 90 minutes and plus 67 minutes on Madiba day with their *****,
( a million petitions should allow it to be signed into law)
Why was McCathy's secret ingredient to being one of the best,
He used the Benny spice
I think i know why soccer is round,
And why men like kicking it so much,
Its what they wish to do to each other
I mean theres a centre ,
And the centre is round
And its where the kickoff starts
So that everyone would be square with each other
Why would we need reserves if we there just to play,
The reserves are there to carry back home those who cant walk it out
But you know everyone has to has their turn
OR maybe even football was actually invented by women,
To destress and defrustrate,
So they created this object with the shape of a head , but soft enough to be kickeable,
And they drew a blank face, with beard and mustache,
So they can imagine it as their husband,
So when their husband were out hunting or working,
They would be kicking around with satisfaction with this feeling of imagination,
The penalty kick, with the Goalkeeper,
Sounds like the ****** kick
Or women created football for activity of fitness for when their husbands came back from their duties and it would be a equally healthy groovy time,
But you know how authoritarian men are,
They came back early one time, and made this discovery , the secret of women,
And they said a place of a woman is indoors,
And so they started to experiment with it and started to enjoy,
And took it over
Why does a football team have 11 players,
The coach learned from what one of the disciples did
And they always bench judas
The only way i get over a heartbreak easily,
Is immediately after the heartbreak i tell myself,
As long as the Creator is still not a woman, then im still on the winning team
Why is there a goal keeper in the team or what is their role ,
Is to keep reminding their teammates the goal of the game, is to win
Why is the field of play called the pitch,
The game is the presentation of the gym or practice ,
In front of the audience called spectators (supporters), maybe fans, to cool down the nerves of the participants