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Jack L Martin Sep 2018
I once had a dog named Sears,
Who was trained how to fetch me some beers.
He'd run to the cooler,
No later than sooner,
So fast it would bring me to tears!
Wayne Wysocki Sep 2018
An embarrassing ****** occurrence
Led Johnny to want some assurance
          So ****** he took
          Then he gave it a look
And said, "Yeah, now I've got endurance."
Copyright © 2018 Wayne Wysocki
Jack L Martin Sep 2018
There once was a man named Pence
Who covered his boarders with fence
He voted for Trump
To give him a bump
Then realized, "Oh, what a mess!"
Purcy Flaherty Nov 2018
There once was a man from wales,
That lived off *****, snot and snails,
When he didn't have these;
He lived of the cheese;
Which he scraped from his **** with his nails!
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For: Lawrence & Sidney Luvingud.
Cheesy Limerick
ConnectHook Aug 2018
A twisted old warhawk has died
(as we wish they all would, on that side).
We can try as we may
something noble to say,
But they'll doubt it and know that we lied.
Good riddance to the bitter old RINO with Trump Derangement Syndrome
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