I once had a dog named Sears, Who was trained how to fetch me some beers. He'd run to the cooler, No later than sooner, So fast it would bring me to tears!
There once was a man from wales, That lived off *****, snot and snails, When he didn't have these; He lived of the cheese; Which he scraped from his **** with his nails! -
A twisted old warhawk has died (as we wish they all would, on that side). We can try as we may something noble to say, But they'll doubt it and know that we lied.
Good riddance to the bitter old RINO with Trump Derangement Syndrome