The seal does not bother to ask why
It spends its days on hunt and play
And when it gazes at the sky
It does not wish that it could fly
It looks, it sees, it turns away

And I want to tell
I just have to yell
That I’m blessed beyond words
Despite fighting with swords
It’s okay now don’t bail (bell)

Sally shoved things up her rear
when she'd ******, everyone could hear
she'd flip up her skirt, on command she would squirt
and shoot juice on whomever was near!