captured in the psych ward —— a strange word——— something to do with bludger
today ron has his hands full when a person came after tying an 11 year old boy to the toilet
and he started to get these weird voices in his head, and he couldn’t quite put his finger on it,
you see his youth wasn’t bad, there was a bit of teasing but his parents think the teasing could’ve
been the reason why he did the crime, you see his brother said, be a oh ledger, which made no
fucken sense, and it could be a strange name because he didn’t want his sibling to be labelled a
pheadphile, and ron was talking to him asking him, why did you attack that child and he said
because i wanted him to suffer for what my school mates were doing to me, you see my school mates
are calling me a ole ledger, which makes no sense, and ron said, maybe they are calling you that, because
they feel guilty calling you a phedaphile, or they prefer to not call a mate a phedaphile, and then ron said
or maybe they are saying young bludger or a dole bludger because you look lazy to me, and then the man got
up and said, i am a bit of a bludger, but i am not a dole bludger, i want to work, but most of the jobs i like to do
are jobs that this crime would stop me from doing, and charlie chaplin came up to the man and said, charlie’s my name
what is yours and he said, kidnapper bill, you see i kidnapped a kid named bill, and now i am in here, being called
a oh ludger, and charlie said, they are calling you what, and he said a oh ludger, you see i was getting teased all my life
and i took out revenge on them by destroying the life of a litte kid, and ron said, do you think you should tell very many people
because charlie will tell and it could make your time in here uncomfortable and he said, i can handle it, and he said, like when
i grabbed that kid, i felt good, i was just about to make the past leave my mind, because those teasers were horrible to me
and then ron said ok they called you a oh ludger, which makes no sense, why the devil was that word in your head because
it is not a word in the english language, and then the child molestor said, my name is gordon mcllumsy, and i am 23 years old
and i have been getting teased all my life, and my brother peter mclumsy is calling me a oh ludger, because he wanted to
keep it from our father that he thought i was a pheadphile, i don’t believe in having *** with a kid, i just tied him up and threaten him
if he tells the cops, well obviously he did, and he’ll pay for it, and pete, my brother said, your a oh ludger, and since that day my mind
was so messed up, i thought he was treating me like a family person, or a dole bludger or a young bludger, but now you guys have
arrested me, the voice has stopped but pete came the other day, and i heard the words oh ludger come out of his mouth
and i hear those words 25 times in one day, i am trying to relax in here but the voice of my brother says you are a oh ludger, oh ludger
and i told him, yeah a dole bludger or a young bludger or maybe even a sports watcher, because gordon was watching the sport when
that voice became clearer, and he had hallucinations of his mates at school saying, your getting teased gordon, we tried to push you over
the edge and now you are getting teased and ron said ok, and when these kids teased you, what did they say, and gordon said, they went yeah mate
to me every time i did family stuff, like play footy or cricket, or even when we played boardgames, and gordon hated that, screaming out
LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE, I AM A FAMILY PERSON, and this happened every day for gordon, and most of the time it wasn’t just yeah mate
sometimes, bullies would pick on him, by jabbing pocket knives into his neck or gut, or jabbing ball point pens onto his ***** and gordon said
LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE, I AM A FAMILY PERSON, and the head bully of the school locked gordon in the school store room, saying
you will be here overnight, **** and gordon wanted to get out, and eventually a teacher let him go, and then gordon told rob, i wanted revenge
on these bullies, and this kid got in my way, and since that day, i heard the voices, oh ludger coming out of my brother and mates, and i thought
this meant nothing, and gordon still thought they meant dole kludgier, sports watcher or young bludger, but gordon thought pete was a real little
smart alek and needed to be taught a very big lesson, because gordon isn’t really a pheadaphile, he was just bullied around at school by stupid
jealous school kids and ron thought straight away that gordon needs medication to calm his mind, so he chose 300 mils largactil at night and
200 mills serenace in the morning, and ron thought with talk therapy, this should work, so he gave him his first dose of serenade, and he was still
hearing the words oh ludger, which could’ve meant sports watcher or dole bludger or young bludger or even a special name so pete and gordon’s parents
don’t find out that pete was treating gordon like a family person, and gordon was walking around yelling with words saying, i am not a pheadaphile, please
stop treating me like a phedaphile and gordon yelled at anyone who looked at him when they watched the news which made ron come out and try
and settle him down, gordon said, stop treating me like a little kid, I AM A RUN OF THE MILL, HEAVY DUTY MAN, dudes, and then gordon goes to his room
and then hears the words oh ludger, don’t be a yeah mate yeah kid, gordon, be a oh ludger, which means nothing to gordon and gordon yelled out
LEAVE ME ALONE YA ****, I AM NOT A OH LUDGER, i could be a dole bludger or a sports watcher, or a young bludger, but i am not a phedaphile
that kid had it f..n coming and i don’t deserve being captured in ron’s psych ward, being shoved on any medications, i want the best, f..n rupert and
then the order forms came out for lunch and dinner and gordon ordered his meals and went to his room yelling at his voices calling him a oh ludger
and gordon said, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, then ron, who was terribly worried about gordon gave him 2 values and said just relax because you
are causing people to complain about you, and the ****** sent gordon off to sleep till his family, including pete came to visit him and gordon told his parents
to stay, but pete had to go, because, he can hear oh ludger coming from his teasing voice which forced me to being a kidnapper, dudes and ron thought
that maybe his parents need to understand what medication gordon is on and that he hears voices of pete calling him a oh ludger which could be a dole bludger
or a sportswatcher or a young bludger or a fancy way that pete says he is a pheadaphile, to make make you feel great, and we put gordon on largactil and
serenace to control his urges to abduct children, apparently he was taking revenge on kids at his school and then gordon spent 2 hours with his parents
and his parents left, and it was almost dinner time and gordon went out to the dinner table and at dinner time, gordon got what he ordered, fish and chips
and vegetables with a orange juice and a chocolate mousse and after dinner ron gave gordon his largactil and gordon went to his room, missed supper
because he was having a big sleep, where he awoke at 5 am, and he went out to the dining room to wait for 2 hours for breakfast and medications, but
he told the nurses he had a dream about being burnt at a stake, because he remembered being treated like an old witch when he was 13 and when ron
came after his lovely time at home with pizza and sleeping on the couch, turned up at the hdu to give the patients the morning medications and ron
asked gordon, are you still hearing old ludger and gordon said, yeah, i f..n am and i started by thinking they were treating me like a sports watcher as
i was watching the tennis last night, but i fell asleep, and gordon still doesn’t understand what old ludger actually meant and then lunch came with
gordon yelling at his voices so loudly and then afternoon tea, with gordon having 3 pieces of the cake and then dinner came, and gordon started hearing
voices in ron and the nurses, and that started driving him completely nuts, and gordon told ron, and ron decided to give him more serenace and start
by trialling eppelim on him to be taken at lunch time to reduce the voices he hears and then dinner came and gordon ate his dinner and then ron brought
around the nightly medications and then ron clocked off and bought lunch at his favourite cafe and went home and watched greys anatomy and fell asleep
on the couch, while gordon was still bothered by the word old ludger, but it was calming slowly but surely.