We were in love, successful, and happy,
We had a graphic novel series and a hit CD.
We did everything together, I stood tall beside her,
Then some insecure scientist turned on their LARGE particle collider.
Right was down, and down was blue, and blue was east,
Now she's married to another man, and I got no teeth.
Ever imagine what alternate realities might be like?
What if the large particle collider activation in 2009 mixed all the realities into one big jumble?