one day i was shopping in the rite-aid and as i approached the checkout counter and smiled at the cashier our eyes met
at that exact moment the earth stopped to turn on its axis when That occurs (since the earth spins so fast) things fall off shelves and whatnot in other words a whole lotta shakin' goes on
then the earth starts to make a creaking sound as though it may be in need of oil that is when i started to jump up in the air because i know that if you jump high enough when the earth flips you can land on the other side of the planet for me that would be like going to china for free
it doesn't work when you are inside of a building and the furthest i have ever gone was about a half a block
anyway the cashier sees me jumping up into the air and yells at me "stop jumping up and down you're making the stuff fall off the shelves who do you think is going to have to clean up this mess?"
then the earth flipped and things went back to normal
I stopped jumping and our eyes remet each others i could've sworn at that moment that i had fallen down the grand canyon the cashier (rachel) was wearing a baseball cap over her beautiful brown hair and to this day i swear that i cannot get the image of her out of my head her hazel eyes of love brought tears to mine i appologised found the items i needed and checked out
as i walked home with my mind on rachel i became manic and that carol king song crept up in my head and i began singing "i feel the earth move under my feet i feel the sky a tumble-lin' down i feel my heart start to tremble-in' whenever you're around..."
i sang it every day for about a month before i got the courage to ask her out
as it turns out she wasn't the marrying kind just some cheap ****
My bonnie lies over the ocean My bonnie lies over the sea My bonnie tells lies all of the time She lies, she lies, she lies She tells so many lies She has a job as a librarian