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David W Clare Oct 2016
By: David W. Clare

The bad ones are good 
The good ones are bad 
I've been had... Philippines Girl!

So easy to be with 
So hard to leave 
Feels right to love them 
(The *** ain't for free!)

She knows my desire tempestuously
Her slave I became for her sick hungry greed...(Philippines Girl)

She's love starved tonight 
For the money she'll cry
I'm flying through clouds to that blue Asian sky...

Up for the lust of a Philippines girl
And desire of the tropical whirl... whirl... whirl... wind...
(Philippines Girls!)

The bad ones are good 
The good ones are bad 
I've been had...Philippines girls!

So easy to be with 
So hard to leave 
So wrong to love them
(Their charms aren't for free!)

She's hungry tonight 
For her love I will try
I'm hungry right now for some sweet cherry pie...

She's all I desire tempestuously
Her slave I became for her sick hungry greed. 

She was love starved that night 
When I said good-bye
I'm now far away from that dark Asian sky

All for the lust of Philippines girls
Wanting so real
That tropical world!

D. Clare

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After 3 **** vacations in fils, I've written the best song lyric possible...
David W Clare Feb 2015
If you ever go to Singapore
For a jaunt
Be sure to dine in China Town
Go to my favorite ever restaurant

Coconut chicken soup with cold whole coconut drink with a straw
Will make you lovely and healthy put you in the pink plus the prettiest Chinese girls I ever saw

Funny things Asian people eat like frogs and salamanders as I ran down the street
My Chinese girlfriend would hide in my hotel room angry I ate so much herbs

She was feminine soft down to her soul, she made me harder than a telephone pole

Chinese Medicine halls cured my all
I felt teenage again she became disturbed

She got so mad punched me in the face ouch!
Then I punched her in a way she liked on the couch...

Mmm, I love Asian girl... Such a pretty oriental face...

Singapore has got to be one of the funnest of any place...

Yeah, hurray for Piggy Porkies


D. Clare
I love China Town & Asian girls...
David W Clare Nov 2016
By: David W. Clare

With creamy pink kisses she whispers my name
Late night dreaming in her hide and seek game...

As my phone cools off, my mood is so on
Her voice made me weak as this night lingers long...

Pillow Talk is the only language she speaks
Smooth as silk, clear as lalique...

Silhouette shadows flicker in the hall
She's now dancing on my bedroom wall...

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Adult Fantasies are Film Noir visions...
David W Clare Nov 2016
"Poor people behave poorly, rich people behave worse."  D. Clare
I write aphorisms, epigrams & witticisms
David W Clare Feb 2015
Been round the world met many a fine young girl some made me young again
No it's no myth
You're only as old as the girl you're with

In Thailand I saw 90 year age man with girl age 19!
Looked frightening!
No money no honey
Asian women, I love them all in many a
Ports of Call


D. Clare
"Traveling is the best form of *** education."
D. Clare
David W Clare Oct 2016
By: David W. Clare

The richer they are the harder they cry...

How happy is he who has no money
Sounds funny?

Once upon a time a rich old lady I knew in Beverly Hills

She saw dirt upon her fancy floors where none existed...

Bitterly, she yelled and insisted to her brow-beaten maids...

I had to defend as she pretends ...there must be dirt upon her floor...

Yea, indeed there was dirt upon the floor, the floors of her mind were contaminated with filth...

The Love Boat she invented soon sank to her drowning in not so wealthy Titanic oceanic dirt ridden mud and shark infested floors...

The anagram for...
Beverly Hills = Shrivel Belly

Hotel California = Oh, I fornicate all


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The Love Boat sank near the ***** beach in Beverly Hills...
David W Clare Oct 2016
By: David W. Clare

Clean living is what wisdom is giving
The news today is a crying shame...
In a way, we are all to blame...

The meaning of life is the fine game of nil...
The will to live means take and then give back to those asleep at the wheel...

As the porch swing sings in the winds of time, the grass grows greener on the other side of the fence, as grows tall the neighbors wild rumouring grape vines...

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Keeping up with the Jones'
David W Clare Dec 2014
I GAVE YOU ALL I HAD TO GIVE, STILL YOU WANTED MORE
  YOU STOLE THE VERY HEART RIGHT OUT OF ME.
  I LIVED AND BREATHED AND DRESSED FOR YOU, AND EVEN UNDRESSED                
  FOR YOU. NOW, THERE'S JUST ONE THING YOU MUST DO

  IT'S SO HARD TO ADMIT TO THIS MISTAKE
  TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A ROYAL RAKE
  AT TIMES YOU WERE SO VERY ODD
  A VALENTINO, A MARQUIS DE SADE
  I GOT CUT UP IN YOUR ONE-WAY GAME
  I'VE GOT NO ONE ELSE BUT MYSELF TO BLAME
  I'LL GET BACK AT YOU, SOMEDAY YOU'LL PAY
  BUT FOR NOW I CAN ONLY PRAY THAT YOU'LL

  PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, THE LOVE YOU TOOK FROM ME
  PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, MY HEART'S IN MISERY
  PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, THE LIFE YOU TOOK FROM ME
  IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO LIVE WITHOUT, WHAT YOU TOOK SO EASILY

  YOURS IS THE KIND TO TAKE CONTROL
  A THIEF OF LOVE WITHOUT A SOUL
  RETURN MY HEART AND TAKE THESE BLUES
  THERE'S NO USE KEEPING WHAT YOU CAN'T USE
  I'VE KNOWN LOTS OF GUYS BUT YOU'RE UNIQUE
  THE WAY YOU HYPNOTIZE AND YOUR MYSTIQUE
  I FELL FOR YOUR SCENT, AN APHRODISIAC
  BUT YOUR JUST A CLEVER KLEPTOMANIAC SO...

  PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, THE LOVE YOU TOOK FROM ME
  PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, MY HEART'S IN MISERY

  PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, THE LIFE YOU TOOK FROM ME
  IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO LIVE WITHOUT, WHAT YOU TOOK SO EASILY

  THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE THAT I COULD EVER DO WOULD BE TO
  SIMPLY STAY AWAY FROM YOU, BUT I CAN'T AS LONG    
  AS YOU HAVE THAT DIVINE PART OF WHAT WAS ONCE MINE
  SO I'M ASKING YOU PLEASE, JUST PUT IT BACK!

David John Clare  ©In Perpetuity   ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Clairvoyant Music / BMI

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One of my best songs
David W Clare Oct 2015
I gave you all I had to give, still you wanted more, you stole the very heart right out of me
I lived and breathed and dressed for you, I even undressed for you
Now, I have but one request of you…


It’s so hard to admit to this mistake, true confessions of a royal-rake
At times you were so very odd, a Valentino, a Marquis De Sade
I got cut up in your one-way game now I’ve got no one but myself to blame
I’ll get back at you, someday you will pay, but for now I can only pray that you’ll…

Put it back where you found it the love you took from me
Put it back where you found it my hearts in misery
Put it back where you found it the life you took from me
It’s so hard to live without what you took so easily

Yours is the kind to take control, a thief of love without a soul
Return my heart and take these blues, there’s no use keeping what you can’t use
I’ve known lots of guys but you’re unique the way you hypnotize and your mystique
I fell for your scent an aphrodisiac, but you’re just a clever kleptomaniac

Put it back where you found it the love you took from me
Put it back where you found it my hearts in misery
Put it back where you found it the life you took from me
It’s so hard to live without what you took so easily

The best thing in my life that I could ever do would be to simply stay away from you but I can’t as long as you have that divine part of what was once mine so I’m asking you just put it back…


(The anagram of VIOLENT DATE = *******)

©In Perpetuity By: David Wayne Clare  - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED - Clairvoyant Music / BMI
From My: Angry Girl Disco Collection
David W Clare Dec 2016
...the coming new-year!

"There are no such things as inanimate objects, only inanimate people."

D. Clare
Happy **** Year kids!
David W Clare Feb 2015
Racial Bias

Buy us this, Buys us that...

I slaved to serve the US government
In defense logistics licensed by johns Hopkins university
Then Bush gave my contracts away to the African man 8a minority owned
Now I'm on the streets alone
With nothing left 15 years ago I was rich now I'm divorced and disenfranchised
****** analyzed racially polarized
People steal what little I had left
Rob my credit to death

I own no car only broken slippers
They think I'm a welfare ***
I paid in all my life my working years to support technology deciphered white papers created data storage systems
This I never planned on
Once had it all until the great fall of unforseen abandon

Ask not what your country can do for you lets all salute the red white black and blue...

D. Clare
It's gonna get worse in USA
David W Clare Feb 2015
Let's watch the fights see who wins
***** politicians quack doctors spin
I will sue you in court of law
My sneaky lawyer will find a flaw

Get off my property or I call the hoggs
Then you get bitten by my cyber dog
You wanna arm wrestle or fight **** or dance?
I'll show you who wears the pants

My car is faster than your old stage
Drive you in the ditch in a bout of road rage

Rockem Sockem Robots will soon be the contagion of hate in the coming age...

D. Clare
How did this happen? I was here first ! Doh!
David W Clare Jan 2015
Rumours cause fires

He said she said this and that
I say nothing I'm no scardy cat
Words from fools jealousy disease
While pretty birds sing high up in the trees
People are stupid must wear proper clothes
Animals behave better never predmeditate crimes to cause woes
I worked hard now nothing left not even one dollar
All I had been stolen so some ******* can enjoy what I bought as I get hot under the collar
Maybe I will catch on fire
Funny how people love to be liars
Anagrams tell the truth
much hate near = the human race
hate = heat
elephant threat = the planet earth
David W Clare Feb 2016
By:  D. Clare   

I could use some better luck, need a four leaf clover 
But All I seem to get is another hangover 
If you can't beat ‘em; your gonna hafta join ‘em 
Coasting in a bar somewhere off the coast of Wyoming  

One more shot before the neon starts to blink 
I can't get drunk watching other people drink

Well no one ever died from second hand drinking

That old gal made me cry and she wouldn’t stop-a-lying; Hell, she’s on my mind again!

I swore I’d quit, never touch another Beer, Whisky or Gin

... that was the time I was last happy back then…

The moon come up and I woke up in a thirst 
Guess I Better not drink or my liver’s gonna burst!

God, it will only make it worse 
At least I don't smoke and I'm tired 
To do much thinking 
Hell No one ever died of second hand drinking
Whisky's what keeps me alive ?
David W Clare Jan 2015
I know it takes love and understanding to make a good thing happen and transcend

So forever I will always tell you darling you'll be more to me than just my friend

I get high such a big love high every time I think about this thing

Makes it hard for me to ever slow down when the sun always seems to be rising

Sky's the limit
And I wanted to say nothing can stop us or get in our way

Sky's the limit
And I want you to know, this love will grow oh

There ain't no need to ever be demanding
Mystic love will be right here for you
I can't explain this magic kinda feeling
That always happens when you're in my view
We have our lives and a lifetime to share
Love will take us everywhere
This heavy vibe sure feels light as a feather
Keep reaching for the sky and put our love together

I'm in heaven baby
In seventh heaven...

D. Clare
Think up!
David W Clare Feb 2015
LOVE, is a four letter word
Often heard right before
I HATE you...

HATE, is a four letter word same letters as HEAT, the kind that burns out LOVE...

***, is a three letter word, an altered state of wanton desire when flesh entwines it's captors, at first it's like a chemical bond...

Clandestine and strong animal magnetic fields two charged heavy metals attract in the act of lust until just before dawn, it's gone!

Where is she now?

Fools rush in only to learn the rug burned concubine wines and dines with your best friend...

*** is a weapon as she wraps you in pink, If you think with the wrong head then soon you might wind up wishing you were dead...

D. Clare
"*** is the theatre of the poor."
Stuffy old British saying
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

She reads my mind
Hates to be his slave
Oh, how I crave her now!

She pretends, not to see my eyes watching her every move...

...fire in the night: glows between her frightened thighs...

She puts on her makeup, it's her only disguise...

Men, wear no make up; afraid-not to speak lies...

Women wear makeup to hide their alibis...

She pretends!


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...from my future book, Film Noir ...black & white old Hollywood movies poetry for adults!
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

The rain came and swept our time away
Then, the day never came to dry my tears
Now I fear I'll always be alone...

Her telephone rings off the wall
No one's there to answer my call
The operator, she listens in...

She's moved on...

I walk in the dark, sleep on the floor
Drive by her house, knock on her door...

She's moved on...

The cat box still remains outside, that old rack of fire logs is dripping wet...

I bet she flew off to Spain in a witch hazel cloudy sky...

At least I tried, but now I see...

She's moved on...

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Film Noir Movie poetry based on old classic black & white Hollywood 1940s films... think Humphrey Bogart, etc...
David W Clare Feb 2015
Big bragging girl lives in Beverly hills
her daddy is rich so she became a rich ***** with an itch for shopping

Hopping around in her new fancy car goes out at night to the lesbian bar

Her dad got mad when he got the bills
Her brother went nuts from eating her doctors pills

The mom ran away left All the laundry on the line got sick of it all
Got drunk each day got upset cause her son was gay

Keeping up with the Jones' look at our TV Ours is bigger than yours
We love the New I HATE YOU show
We have a ten car garage
suburban mirage
David W Clare Oct 2016
By: David W. Clare

Country Hicks are my kinda folk
Getting drunk, we likes to joke
Moonshine an' whiskey, outlawed still?
Jack and Jill, kissed up the hill...

Shotgun weddin', down by the lake
Women folk rustling, baba queing up some steak
Pork spare ribs and a catfish bake...

Huckleberry cousins can't read nor write!
Uncle Gus, gettin' drunk, he likes to fight all night!

Here come more kin, from way down south
Riding a horse, wild dogs a barking, foamin' at the mouth...

Shotgun Weddin' wavin' bye bye, all stood 'round, broke down and cry...


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Inspired by my fondness of Rockin' Country Music...I write each day for hours on end... no girl friend helps a lot!
PS I do not drink or drug I'm 100% clean zero habit into organic Asian health here in Thailand, SE Asia... DaVe
David W Clare Feb 2015
Most people are psychotically misinformed therefore stingy with their time love and attention overemphasing their importance to the universe...

Sigmund Freud

Note: the "anagram" for
Sigmund Freud = sum drug fiend
Living in our own private Idaho
David W Clare Jan 2015
I love the witicisms of Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill...

"Dogs look up to us meanwhile cats look down upon us but pigs regard us as their very own equal."

Churchill
David W Clare Nov 2014
Written in Bangkok, Thailand SE Asia, Siam

a.k.a. "Skype Love"  a.k.a.  "Skype Life"  a.k.a.  "Skype Fun"

The Skype Theme Song      "The Skype Song"

written by: David John Clare    

     

(Sci-Fi Techno Music)

Verse 1

Feel the shock, hear the buzz,   Turn-on your screen, so you can see what it does

Tells you who's there, finds you a date,   Friendly webcam faces: how they radiate

Never be bored, Skype gives us something to do,   Her electric eyes to watch me in my view

Lightning filled hands, good tingling sensations,   Skype runs the world: on a single cosmic vibration

Chorus 1

Skype Love: an on-line chat with a new friend I know, Skype Life, You sound so good, feels so good to me

Skype Fun, It's me Oh Yeah!, always on the go, Skype Me Now! ... makes it so easy like: 1-2-3

Verse 2

How it works so well: nobody knows,  It's more than simply just 1's & O's

Skype don't lie, no it's not science fiction,  A very clean high, our one and only addiction

Brand new friends, new loved ones too, In every country a cool rendezvous

 

A lovely Chat? Well it gets better than that!  If you don't Skype, then you don't know where it's at!

Chorus 2

Skype Love, It's my computer on video, Skype Life, You sound so good, look so nice to me

Skype Fun, It's us Oh Yeah!, always on the go, Skype Someone now! ... it all so easy as 1-2-3

Bridge

Go feel the magic on-line,  Someone now: is as close as your hand

Now finally every thing's fine

The World is now: at your command, command, command ...  (**** Pow!)

Chorus 3

Skype Love: an on-line chat with a true-friend I know, Skype Life, It's great, always there for me

Skype Fun, You sound so good, it's so cool to go

Skype !  Sign Up Now! ('cuz), It's for free, for free,  for free,  for free,  for free... (echo-fade)

© In Perpetuity written by:  David w. Clare  Clairvoyant Music / BMI

all rights reserved by the author


Skype: xendavid

email: LetsCreateSuccess@gmail.com
Chiang mai Thailand 2008
David W Clare Jan 2015
Why did they put that sign next to my house?

Now I can't tie my shoes

Barbecue Sunday not so pleasant valley charcoal burning burger land suburban rednecks eating broken meats

Go golfing dreded dressage looking like horse faced ***** pimps in plaid pants

Then the wife swapping sycophants punch the factory time clock nine to five jive

Teachers pet beat me up
Broke my nose so I played with the girls

They beat me up too
Go home after school only to get beat up some more

Slow Children, sign of the times
Modern city filled with much crime

Took Tae Kwon Do to defend myself
Black belt kicked me after I tumpt him over

I knocked his **** in to his watch pocket!

Master was shocked at my determined style

Now I'm homeless sleep under that slow children sign for a while...
High school ****** up until Florida 12 grade was a blast in Orlando...
David W Clare Sep 2016
By: David W. Clare

The song of the cricket 
will sing you to sleep 
Cry's out to comfort thy wooley eye sheep

Song for the lovely meadow lamb 
pure as prairie snow

Furry and fluffy all lined in a row

Pretty Goats of the field keeping vigilante, yes they know...

That the song of the cricket
assures us our rest in the moon lit night glow...

D. Clare
Meditation in the woods esp. Near volcano conjures up much ideas... Dave
David W Clare Oct 2016
By: David W. Clare

Boys are toads, girls are frogs
They eat bugs so we don't have to
Girl frog sings us to comfort
No stress when she is heard in the night, no fright, no light...

Croaking away, she sleeps in the day
Lilly pad floats on the pond; ah so lovely the light rains...

In the marsh she awaits for us to escape the busy cities, towns and landscapes...

She sits upon her watery-log to offer her pleasant song of the happy frog...

D. Clare
Happy night happy day... Dave
David W Clare Nov 2016
By: David W. Clare

The head master teacher preaches to us hen house school
Kid chickens...

We must be brave, we are scolded if misbehaved...

The chicken lady teacher pecks away, makes us lay our eggs and
do more homework...

The class clown jokes around doesn't care about his scores!

History teaches us vicariously what brave roosters did before us kids were hatched...

Like eggs that are matched we must learn to fly from the nest even tho we can't

Let's chant and pray that our farm school house will let us not stray away...

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Roosters are teachers to hens...
David W Clare Feb 2015
Life is but a dream in an instant we are born
It's only a test to see who can survive
Most don't care if they're alive
Taking away from those who are blind
Run but can't hide all though you might try
Karma is the law of fate
We all have a date with or without a mate
Steal from me its ok you'll have to pay me back someway

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return...

D. Clare & Eden Aban

Plagerized ending
David W Clare Dec 2016
By David W. Clare

A brilliant Ruby glows from a distant shore
A girl I adore; not the girl next door!
The quest of man’s vision…
The best of the Philippines…
On a scale of 1 to 10, a true17!

The Cinderella of my dreams…

Animal attraction deep from within the Earth!
Her mama gave birth to the girl of high esteem…

Any man would want her, and to worship her feet!

Adorn, glorify, behold, only a fool would not see her charm... A girl so rare to meet!

Halik Halikan: is her fruit-flavored kiss

That man is now me… in a state of tortured bliss!


An expression of respect: as I know she empowers the solution…


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I miss the lovely love-starved ladies in The Philippines, mmm!
David W Clare Jan 2015
"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ps

I hadn't noticed?
I love philosophy...
David W Clare Nov 2014
Tough rubber doll
Steals from tom **** and harry
Your credit cards become her shopping spree

The sucker asks will you marry me
Just a sucker for another pretty face
Work hard than it all goes to waste
What's the use? Might as well
Slap her right in her face!

Good girls are impossible to find
Gold diggers love rich old men
then spend his very last dime

Youre just a sucker for another pretty face...
no money no honey
Too bad it just happens all the time
She runs off then gets drunk on cheap wine

Wine and dine on some mans hard earned work
Goes and sleeps with some creepy fat old ****...

Youre just a sucker for another pretty face
her looks won't last cause all she stole makes her turn old...

Now, no one wants her
As her heart grows cold
Another ****** Tina
David W Clare Feb 2015
I lived on the city streets of Bangkok Thailand for years, I felt right at home I know Bangkok inside out

...from the sukhumvit in nana klong toey to Khoa San road to Klong Thom market in China town to orient circle at night the most incredible high crimson monolith I ever seen to

Chao Phraya river near wat Sam phraya Buddhist temples to samut prakhon to Sam rong imperial world to bang na to on nut Tesco Lotus to

ekami to BTS sky train to Siam center plaza to Phetcheburi road to Pantib Plaza

I would walk for days nonstop with no money no food no room beat up a lot

knifed gang attacks had two switchblade knifes pepper spray wore wigs and barefoot in age old soot many kilometers on foot through the took tooks exhaust at the cost of lusting for Thai girls ***!

a kid in a candy shop Thai baht sniffed out by lovely Thai ****** they know how to thrill steal and **** a man 10,000 years old bold tradition consumes your soul

Sweet **** teenage Asian girls will ******* to ruin. Black and blue dumbfounded man taken down faster than a sandblaster can

Dilapidated old buildings all rusted.
Sidewalks all busted apart chased by dogs Siamese cats all over at night Bangkok is Halloween every night of the year especially in nana near soi 11-5

The era of the diamond Siamese cats that's the price to pay to come to Thailand!

Silom road explodes with colored gemstones and Thai gold chains to dazzle the girls who entertain you at Pat Pong and deploy joy at Soi Cowboy

Hanuman king God of the monkeys flys on your back to attack your backpack Jack

Sultry femme fatale ladyboys exist to emerge nightly sinister moves to take down the forang old man *** clown

Drunk bar man crawls around to eat kitty girls pink underwear so beware fool dog of the danger lurking at every corner don't warn her she already knows you wanna **** on her cute Asian toes

Signs all over read ... We love our king
He resembles Michael Jackson with a cowboy hat, and gold military jackets

I was in very good health from eating fruits water pad Thai pla mook fish and sangsom and Chang
I could speak basic Thai

Bumrungrad hospital on soi 1 - 3
Is the top rated in se Asia

I was tested as age 18 healthwise

I was not surprised

The environment is superb to health

Nice Thai people nice asian **** slutty girls to hang out with and more so much more
Age notwithstanding

Thailand is indeed...

A whole other world
Krong Thep, Siam became Bangkok in 1769...
David W Clare Jan 2015
Thailand ******

Can read my mind
See my desire
Feel my pain
Siam Halloween in nana klong toey
Thai delights even the ladyboys look good tonight they know how to **** over and survive using a cheap disguise
Hey forang you wanna **** me?
1000 baht short time curiosity.
I prefer real ladies with juicy butts
Flavored with beer and sangsom whiskey *****.
Take me home beat me with your
**** asian Treats
Make me lick your ***** feets
Asian women are my lust filled desire
They sit on my face until I can't breath no more
Than make me pay for my ***** laundry
Soap me up and knock me down
Bangkok Thailand is my home town
I slither along the Sukhumvit soi 11, devoted to the ***** I'm in 7th heaven...
Her **** smells better than stupid blonde Suzy the airhead girl next door boring rubber doll
Asian toilet scrubbers turn me on the never heard of boring old vain Beverly hills ugly rodeo drive full of stuffy old hags high on ****** pills
Sad drag Beverly hills I lived in that phoney fake berg I love the ancient town Bangkok where my face gets slapped and hurt!
*** is a weapon.
****** are mans desire
Zeus fell in lust with a Greek goddess than expired?

Nasty ****** in Thailand make me hard
I become 18 again nothing else matters but fun with that wanna be ******...
Mmm sexxxy thighland!
David W Clare Sep 2015
Yes, I was in Thailand prison for many several months for visa overstay

Then deported, my plans were thwarted to teach school to help dek dek (Thai word for children)

What the hell heck?

Why the penalty? I'm not the enemy!

The weird thing I saw was the nicest guys were in prison camp too, what bad did they do?

All the inmates were good to each other; an odd array of global brothers

It was fun to play bamboo broom guitar like I was the jail house rock star

"Play some more rock-n-roll for us!" they would shout.

Felt young, no mirror to see my wild un-flattered looks
Wrote my best songs on empty pages in old tattered books

The Thai warden was nice to me, gave me coconut cookies for free
(He had no front teeth!)

I made each man jump and work out... Kids age 16 to amputee

All cheered for my creativity...

The day I was released, they all rushed to cry to say our farewells and goodbyes

I had more fun in Thailand prison then now that I am back in USA, funny huh?

Camaraderie is a true commodity!

God bless Thai children who told me they loved me, while USA kids throw rocks at me!

True story

D. Clare
I love Bangkok #1
Am Dop Nueng!
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David W Clare Feb 2015
Look at that crap filled bucket of ****
old tv broken chair beer cans
plastic bottles for bums
Why want it ?
Plastic crap Soviet sick society racial profiling and poverty
This is sad lonely old rusty bucket dope joke punks eat from tin cup
ghetto goodies for dopes and hoodies
theft auto so grand
Police cars do wail
cuffed the innocent take us all to jail...that sad ugly Beverly hills dumpster now she's a splintered old spinster...
I once had a design business in Beverly hills my worst client Mrs LOVE boat would beat her two maids Mrs Spell binding on Beverly dr. Until I told her off...
David W Clare Oct 2016
Kissing cousins, fishing in the pond
Young girls giggle, waving magic wands
Children laughing, puffy clouds, cool them from the sun
Blowing bubbles, chewing bubble gum

School teachers preaching, singing country songs
Eating yummy sandwiches, enjoy the whole day long
The school bus driver, watching everyone
Strumming folk guitar, as everyone sings along...

Welcome to the 8th grade picnic!

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School kids today need good stuff only...enough said!
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

Going to school and studying books
Is far better than most video games
It's a shame to hang out with bad boys!

Stay away from those things bad bears do...

Rise above, become a leader in your own school...
Get smart, get high grades...

You'll thank yourself when you get older one day...

When you rise: you become wise!

Smarter than the average bear...


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School is good, autodidact is perhaps better!
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

Her Korean Dagger eyes, led me astray that otherwise sanguine night at the...

Going-out-of-business bankrupt sushi bar!
 
By far the nastiest *** I ever had; I was glad until she cut my head off and puked down my neck…

Oriental ladies are peculiar that a way...

She was the succubus or the seductress or perhaps the demure murderess…

Who knows?

All I know: she was the temptress; the fire-wild waitress in a Seoul sushi bar

 I was on visa overstay; drunk almost every night and day

Akin to a spastic kid in a candy shop!

We met in the ladies room; smashed into each other like a pair of rusted nails!

Her pantyhose ripped open like cobwebs in a raging windstorm…

We sloppily kissed after she slapped my face!

Next thing I know; she stole my wallet!

Then I awoke; the joint closed down, the dark roused me up…

I was glad she ran off with the boss…

Now, I can go back to my guest house room and sleep it off!

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Strange things happen in Asia... Gee, I hadn't noticed!
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

She slapped my face with her blood-stained hands!
Quickly we embraced; for one second...

The phone rang...

I was told her moniker was midnight Mary!

I was warned she had slept with Tom, **** AND Harry...

Next thing I knew, all my cash was burning!
The big setup was no real surprise to me; I knew I had walked into a trap...
I never did so good in school; had a hard time at learning!

Women are funny people...

I found the bartenders phone number in her purse while I waited for her to use the ladies room...

It was like she wanted me know she was a: some sort of Jezebel!

After I paid the bill, I didn't feel so well...
The only way out of this, was to leave town...

I had to get away from her promiscuous attempt to bribe me!

The owner Smitty, tapped me on the shoulder...
Told me; I would get bad-luck if I tried to hold her!

The big setup was no real surprise to me; I knew I walked into a trap...
I never did so swell in school, had a hard time at learning...
Next thing I knew, my cocky-reputation was burning!


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1940's style Hollywood black and white melodrama movie flipped into poetry... the detective falls for a dame!
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

I was hiding away from crooks when I met the only girl I thought I ever liked,
she said her name was Wanda...

A real oriental smasher, smart as a whip!
Easy to be with at the coffee-shop where we met...

Then she acted funny; kinda aloof like a Siamese cat!
She wasn't hungry but she knew I was...

We walked up hill in China town to the Shanghai Tower where they rent rooms by the hour...

I was in the mood for some sweet and sour!

All I got to eat was sour-dough!

We got drunk on cheap *****, then she tossed me to the dogs, I wound up on skid row...

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Hollywood type 1940s film idea about a tough dame who tossed me out!
           Film Noir is my passion...
David W Clare Dec 2014
A diatribe in the making...

The demon gods of pathos
By d. Clare
Preface
The mind is a mysterious realm where emotions are stored and collected churning out controlling our moods emotions and
Feelings overwhelming us creating joy or rage.
I hate you I love you?
Where do all the demon s come from.
The two kinds of minds in most are either reactive or responsive thinking.
"Most people would rather die than think."
Bertrand Russell
Reality being subjective requires daily choices. If one decides to drop out of school, quit ones job, go shopping, its all about choices.
Some people like to live in the country while most prefer the city.
stress is damage to the nervous system where no mytosis exists.
Sigmund Freud was the modern day discoverer of psychosis.
" Most people are psychotically misinformed stingy with their time love and attention overemphasizing their importance to the universe."
Buddha was born in 662 BC
In India. He suggested that what we see in others is actually what we see in ourselves.
Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder.
David W Clare Jan 2015
Excerpt from my newest book

The demon gods of pathos

Book by David John Clare

The lost works of Aristotle reimagined

I'm a lost lamb on the dark side of the moon hiding in the forest that can't be seen through the trees hmm is there a man in the moon? The only moon in this solar system with no name! On a long and winding road that leads to no door.

Like putting two mirrors together that echo for infinity. Trying to figure out the Aristotelian rhetorical question as the demon gods of pathos hover above us in alien spacecraft.

Like the time I felt I was abducted off the streets in Bangkok only to find I was in the hospital after getting beaten senseless by a late night gang who bashed my head in the doctor said my neck was broken

I thought he was joking as I was choking on a neck brace how disgraced and sad my life had no worth I was hoping I had left this earth to join the demon gods of pathos...

D. Clare
David W Clare Nov 2016
By: David W. Clare

Beware, the lying good doctor
Be wise, lest you're uncool
Be hip to Mother Nature
...or be lost sad crying fool!

The devils road is dark and bleak
The path to ruin; shadowy and steep

Don't believe anything that is said
Tricky whispers you love to hear
Words vanish inside your head
As the demons bend your ear

Yes, the devils road is very dark and bleak
The path to ruin so shadowy and deep...

The prophet of doom is very near
The devils road will make you disappear...


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Avoid drugs  dope ***** beer get in to herbs   my new company to help you is coming soon!  David Clare
David W Clare Feb 2015
Life is all about choices
Voices coming out of the wall
No time to stall

Dilemma confuses and crashes the party
Thieves in the temple resemble a set example can't be in two places at once

Don't be a dunce I have a hunch
The boss is out to lunch with my ex wife
That's life!

I'd rather work for the devil I know than the devilish **** in the punch bowl...
meet the new boss same as the old boss?
David W Clare Feb 2015
Sad commentary on society
**** of the earth
Killer of innocent children
His ugly mamma gave birth

Same as a quack
Sells dope and smacks on
I ask you kindly
Where is Michael Jackson?

Take a walk through the forest look up at the trees and hills
Show me one tree that grows pills

Bring back the guillotine
Abolish civil rights for uncivil wrongs
The 8th amendment is a shield
To the drug dealer we must not yield!


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In Asia on the airplane embarkation card it reads... Death to drug dealers in Asia!
I lived all over in parts of Asia the drug dealers get caught and shot in usually less than one week...
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

She phoned me up: as she lied: straight to my face!

Phoney baloney, rang through my swollen head, she's unfit for the human race...

Begged me to bring her a pint of ice cream; I fell back asleep had a frozen dream...

Then, my car alarm blew a gasket
Those **** wild hoodlums are at it again?

I fell down in the street chasing after a cheap bottle of ***** to sooth my broken down blues... her breathe sounded real bad!

I acquiesced, then wanted to see her naked in bed undressed... I was depressed at the thought, she looked hot until I threw back the blanket...

I knew I was being used as her chisel... skanky cheap broad!

I took a taxi to her uptown flat, what a ******: room 17, next to that old gas station that got robbed last summer...

I was so **** drunk, I rolled up the stairs and her shoes fell on my feet!

Then I knew there was no hope, I lay there like the drunken *******!


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Fiction Novel story twisted into a dream like bad poem...film noir movie
David W Clare Feb 2015
I love anagrams as they speak the satirical truth

(I know tons of anagrams)

E.g.

Here is a great example of how anagrams work for say making a person younger if overweight.

1
A pirate says Yo ** **, then drinks ***, so avoid ***** it makes us older and fatter, right? He becomes an old fatty pirate right? Angry grumpy nasty etc...

2
Magellan was a pirate in search of the fountain of youth, right?

3
Watch this magic anagram

Yo ** ** tune unfit fat

=

The fountain of youth


Same exact letters switched around

DaVe
I am good at anagrams
David W Clare Dec 2016
By: David W. Clare

Hollywood town has seen all kind of characters from infamous to bums!
The hippest of all, exclusive dive bar that's been there forever; will outlast us all...

Not your typical cowboy-trough or rag-joint hole-in-the-wall...

No dancing allowed as silent drifters, hipsters and ******: **** on olives then ask for more...

Dress-code strictly enforced; some meet there to get married, while others get divorced...

You'll be sure to meet up with Humphrey Bogart and Cecil B. Demille, young **** chicks and a fat-director over the hill...

Be sure and tell the bartender you'll be back, he will surely remember your tie, coat and hat...

Welcome to the Frolic Room...


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Hollywood's most notorious late night movie bar... the neon is priceless!
David W Clare Dec 2014
When you no no want eat Lemmon
'cause it no no not taste sweet
You should not have sugar candy
It's not healthy as can be...Now!

There are new Thai Fruits discovered, in the Tropic Jungle heat!
All them lovely Thailand Fruits! Make you mouth say" Tutti Fruit, Ah!"
All exotic and delicious.. at first one is so suspicious... cause it taste so crazy wild
But, even good for baby child...

Big banana grow for monkey Yes, Thai Fruits tastes so fun funky!
Mango for Bangkok street dancing, All Thai Fruit best for romancing...
GrapeFruit great for big-big ape! Thai Fruit, in my my milk-shake!
Grow head hairy with Strawberry! Dandy Fruit lovely big Cherry!

Melon make wild man go yell... Thai Fruit put you in love spell
Guava flavor in coffee Java yes, Thai Tree found in Bahama!

Now, we eat up all da fruit, lovely-lovely Melon Fruit!
cuase it makes sweet-nectar juice! Cleanse your Healthy body loose!
There are new Thai Fruits we eat discover deep in Jungle heat!
We love spicy Thailand Fruit! Make you mouth feel Tutti Fruit!

"Yum Yum" sez baby child...
Get Fruity Now! Sweet & Sour! Hep Hep Hurray!

Thai Fruit, yum yum yum!
Don't need no *** *** ***!
Feeling Fruity all over, sensation of all flavor...
a brand new taste I now savor .... Mmmmmmmm Deeelicious!
Thailand Fruit is now: what we all Favor !!!!

Thai Fruit Taste, the one we love...
All the many are so nice...
Like Mangosteen herb spice

We all want Thai Fruit now, is the flavor in our mouth...Sugar Chocolate Candy can go south... '
'cause dem no don't tastes as sweet...

Theres the new Thai Fruit we discover in the Jungle fill with heat!
It is the lovely Thai Thai Fruit! Make you go go Tutti Fruit!
It is exotic and delicious.. Now no one is suspicious... cause it taste so yummy wild
We feel like baby child... Yep, it make all go hog WILD!!!

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Written in Bangkok 2009
David W Clare Dec 2014
Where is she please someone
Tell for I must know
Out there I'm sure to find her
Love has to show

I hear her calling softly from a far away meadow
I peer through every shadow, silence echoes...

Wake from every strange dream
To the sound of my lovely queen...

She's the one who draws me near her
Oh yes the girl I've never seen...

So where is she please someone tell for I must know
Out there I'm sure to find her love has to grow...
Inspired by instrumental by John Barry of James Bond music...
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