The poet died before he was born
lived in a place that was free of scorn
had the love he dreamed about all his life
made Knowledge his girlfriend and Wisdom His wife
tripped out on wine all day
experienced the heights of ecstasy within his own mind
live in paradise and complained at night
talked to god and got sick of the conversation
talk is cheap , fun is in action ,,,,

When will my work be noteworthy?
Noteworthy... Oh honey please,
spare me the *******

Why, O Lord,
In your wisdom that knows no bounds,
Must you architect man's hands
To not penetrate with ease
Onto the narrow cavity of thy cheez-it box?

are you serious?
****?

If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the *****.
It's possible that you may get ****** too.
Sleeping with her is a stupid thing to do.
I caught her in bed with my cousin and I thumped her.
She sleeps with a lot of men, that's why I dumped her.
I'm giving you valuable advice so you'd better listen to me.
If you ****** my ex girlfriend, you are sure to get an STD.

Lettuce forgive those, who do wrong,
Because I don't carrot all anymore.