I remember the days
when I was a kid
and my nanny Rose
lived with me mum sis and bro!
She always smelled so pretty!
Every morning she would
get up early and put on one
of her flowery dresses
even in winter she looked
like summer and she
always sprayed so much
lacquer in her lovely brown hair  
i tasted it everytime!
She worked up London
in a big firm working as a tea lady
Everyday she would push her
little trolley full
of tea and biscuits
into all the offices
she was so loved by all her
employers!
Once a year she would
take us all to see the
Lord Major show up London
and  we would wave our flags
and have a jolly good time.
Every night she would leave
her pearly teeth in a cup
and oh my! did she snore loud
Me and my sister would laugh
under the bed sheets hoping she
wouldn't hear us!
I miss my nanny Rose a lot
she was truly a wonderful lady
and rests softly and warmly
in my memories and my heart
always **

****,
so tell me again after
I die with flowers and a big ceremony

how I made you feel or melt or cry
talk now as I lay stiff unable to hear
how great and saintly I was , (unreal)

dress me in a black suit (I'd never wear
living)
place me in a golden casket
(I sure can't afford, now)
nor ever could
VA only pays 250

If I could inject while I am breathing
I want my funeral now, while I'm living!
Let's rent out the parlor
at the mortuary
and get high on ******
and Patron

I'll buy a black suit
for that cash in my life
insurance and spend it for
a big bowl of ******* and  Hash
and caviar (i've never tried it)

We'll all slurp oysters and
dance with lampshades on for nights
and then you can plant me
with the biggest smile

On my lapel, I'll die
smelling a rose I plucked
from the cemetery.

Just because her eyes don't tear,

Doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry.