All you have to offer me is broken English
but what you get in return is a broken heart!
"Hi cute pic u me friend?" you ping me randomly;
I am sorry dude,my picture didn't respond!

Not just you,but all the guys from your clan
have a typical dressing style that I can note from your photos.
A smug face,bright colored clothes,unkempt hair;
cigarette burnt lips and alcohol shot eyes!

Don't judge me, I am just sharing my observation
but I appreciate your perseverance of sending multiple messages!
"Hey u","Reply and expect* me","Don't put scene^","Fraandship#??","Change new pic"
and all I could think of is "Not happening bro!!"

Wondering why I wrote this ode to you?!
You are a hero man! An unsung hero in your own world!
When science and technology advances,when countries and continents fight and make up
all you can think of is this random girl who is ignoring you!Talk about goal-oriented!!

You have a dumpy old computer with an internet connection and a Facebook account
and you want to have girls who you don't even know;You are more ambitious than Shakespeare's Brutus!
You get irritated looks from all the girls you stalk,
Yet you are unaffected as you never get to know that!!

I envy your spirit, I envy your hard-work!!
Burning the midnight oil to get ignored by girls you don't even know!
Though you stalk this much, in reality you are shy to even talk!
You are a mystery, a dark knight I might say!!

Whatever anyone says, I know you wont give up!!
You are a big challenge for all those privacy setting developers,
you creep and crawl through the web so much and still
you always remain -A random stalker!!

We never know why somethings happen to us;
Good, bad or ugly!
We curse the creator to be the reason for everything;
we deny our contributions smugly!

We live the happy moments, enjoy and celebrate
but when things with life turn unruly,
We curse our time,fate and God
and deny our contributions smugly!

We see the needy,unfortunate and diseased in the world
and ask Him why he performed poorly!!
But he created us along,to do something about the rest
while we forget that and walk around smugly!

There is a reason behind everything we face,I assume,
Good, bad or ugly!
The reason being our actions and reactions in life
lets not blame Him smugly!

My fortune lied, my grandma died, my roomie got married
I started western music lessons but still i cannot lead
My parents came to USA and roamed around 5 states
I stopped drinking tap water and I started buying crates
I spent hundreds of dollars on my hospital visits
I got myself a new red car and a parking space that fits,
My facebook page got filled up with just couple photographs
Also I found many of my long-lost friends and  my high school staffs
Nothing eventful happened so far,this year was worse than worst
But what still keeps me up and going is the hope to see the best
I did not narrate all these events in the order of happening
I just said these so they would rhyme and will seem nice to sing!

When I was forty five days old you
took me from Mom's hands;
All you did was love me lots and
always understand!
You fed me, bathed me, fought with me and
made me study hard;
No TV, no games till I get an
'A' on report card!
You made me feel like queen of the world - you
got me everything!
We were best friends; you told stories and
songs that you would sing!
You loved me, cuddled me, adored me and you
made me laugh out loud.
Oh Paati my dear, I miss you loads - I'll
someday make you proud!

I blocked him off
with my thick and cozy comforter at dawn!
How obsessed is he with me?!
He caught me in a few minutes through a maple leaf streak
on my frosty window- Sunlight!
I think I am "fall"ing for him.

"Let it go" sang the ice queen Elsa; Just keep swimming said the Blue Tang Dory
"Live in the moment; Forget the entire past and every single worry
Whatever hardship you might have faced, life just moves on" they say
But I would rather be the tiny leaf stuck on my window on a rainy Fall day!!

Painful present moves everything away and puts you alone.
You retrospect, cut out the toxins and stay in your own zone.
But when there was beauty in the past its ok to cling on to those memories astray
And choose to be the tiny leaf stuck on my window on a rainy Fall day!!

The world keeps changing, people change; you live your life and time fleets;
You can't go back or relive the past, but there is one thing that time never defeats-
The memories made, the tears of joy, the laughter shared and fun and play!
They always remain with you like the tiny leaf stuck on my window on a rainy Fall day!

Hazel brown eyes, silent smiles
You were there by my side
Hiking together, few miles.
Singing for me, held me when i fell
theres nothing more to hide
Its time to set the sails
I think it is almost time to tell..
Those 5 words you wanted to hear-
I think I love you :)

Some say its the blaring horns while some say its a weird glance
They say that they will destroy it from the source if given a chance
Some say its the summer's heat some say its the winter's cold
while some say it had to be the constant whining from the old!

Some say its the cheesy talks some say its the pure fake laughs
They say its high time those people stop it,oh come on enough!
While these annoy people who are just talking out of their hat; -because
I would say nothing is worse than the mysterious midnight crying cat!