"wif" poems
*Binne d vlgde 20 min verjaar jy ~ jy word ouer ~ nog 'n jaar verby ~ waisted! Or so it feels! Ma net vi een rede... Its another year I did not spend with you!!! Jys my love at first sight! The love of my life!! And I'm not there wif you!!!! Ek hoop mt my hele hart ~ jy geniet jou aand! Weet net ek sit hier ~ en **** an jo wens ek was daar saam mt jo!!! Happy birthday!!*
Apr 16, 2011
Apr 16, 2011 at 2:01 PM UTC
All my pwoblems,
who knows, maybe evwybody’s pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN.
I know, I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat’s funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.
You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who’s
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of
equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.
Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal.
You tink when you SPIDERMAN
der’s sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don’t happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice, Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.
I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can’t quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can’t even
buin my suit. It won’t buin. It’s fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat’s youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat’s da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?
--JIM HALL
Dec 6, 2018
Dec 6, 2018 at 1:57 PM UTC
*** dat lingwistik ****
is so **** bro.
ppl dun wanna no nefing nemore, well tgif.
i just wanna *** some bishes
nd 4get abt lyf.
I ceebs bein gud wif werdz.
i jst wnt sum roofies 2 hlp me relx.
my comp is lagging 2much.
2 many **** on ytube 2dae.
imma go on COD and shoot sum *****
jst add me on SC nd u can send me nudes.
i mite c u at da clubs 2nite.
rofl.
YOLO.
inb4 dis is uncomahensabul
dis is 2deep4u.
May 23, 2016
May 23, 2016 at 11:46 AM UTC
Less ‘ave a spot of fun, shall we?
Sumfin fun to do in ma spare time fo no particula reason,
An’ I like ta share it wif you.
Drop the T’s and pronounce yeh U’s like ew’s
Enunciation is key on heavy consonant words.
Forget practicality an be silly wif it.
Pretending fo a moment,
That there is a glob of peana butta,
On the ref of yeh mouf.
****** ell and bullocks only take it so far,
Yew must remain natural wif towne
But, simply mumble mimzy’s
Followed by ratulsnakes ‘n’ wota fawllls.
Tha best practice comes wif accenting ull day.
An than ull tha kids will think its ace!
Dowent get aggro, jus ease into it.
An fa ***** sake its Herb not erb.
Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 6:18 PM UTC
I dnt believe in makin wrong decissions
nor mistakes ~
I believe, wht eva da choice might have been ~
it was da right one
@ da time of making it!
Therefore,
n0 matter what da outc0me ~
it was RIGHT!
There's n0 such thing as a mistake /
or wr0ng choices..!
But wht if~
wht if~
You juSt dnt knw..?
Do u jst g0 wif wht eva fl0?
or d0 u
turn ar0und
& walk away..??
Nov 10, 2010
Nov 10, 2010 at 12:59 PM UTC
smoke comes up like a hammer
bing bam slams a man
twists his nose
turns, e looks for his friends
in the other room, but theyr far now
farther than the knife big
man machete got eyes like
dog in woods, got teeth like
dog in woods
he aint shittin nobody now
no he aint
clever ***** none here
whisperin whisperin
comin closer and
i nos i aint got the time so
big lunge i giv him
a big un
but a big
dog needs a
bigger lunge
so i grabsme figger
and takes off wif no sound
but a big
dog got a bigger nose
sniff farther, dig
deeper, and a rat in the sewer
gets chewed, gets mangled
gets is wittl teethums pulled out
FUCKEM FUCKEM FUCKEM
getde teeth getde credit cards
RIPEM RIPEM RIPEM
hoo amex this ***** got it
FUCKEM FUCKEM FUCKEM
rough, little yuppie ****
RIPEM RIPEM RIPEM
you think that *** is any good?
FUCKRIPS FUCKRIPS FUCKRIPS
Oct 1, 2013
Oct 1, 2013 at 2:08 AM UTC
Put ur feelings aside 4 a while
Take mine in consideration
Iv been ur fool
4 way 2 long
Its tym 2 let g0
Tym 2 m0ve on
Must admit
Its easier said
Thn d0ne
I'm n0t 1 stay behind
N0r do I hold on
2 things tht can't b saved
I turn around and walk away
Wif u its different
Wif u its strange
I'll be ur fool any day
Done trying 2 make it work
But ths feeling
Jst dnt wana go away
Take my feelings in consideration
I'm n0t here 4 ur entertainment
Ur braking my heart in2 pieces
I jst realized
I hav 2 let u g0
Its n0t u
Its mE
I'm allowing this 2 be
Nov 3, 2010
Nov 3, 2010 at 1:33 PM UTC
I'm the *** gas blaster master
Spreading ***** matter like a natural disaster
Silent like a ninja leaving you no escape
This thick invisible cloud rolls across your face
Take a deep breath for a wif and a taste
Don't procrastinate or let this opportunity go to waste
Critic's say my rhyme sounds like ****
It's more like the precursor to the porcelain brown-eyed split
Rising up with the release of ****** heat
As it cools and falls back like a secondary treat
Your hand waves like a fan totally disgusted
Not considering the beneficial repercussions
Super charged positive bacteria increasing the diversity of your bio gut eco system
Scientifically proven to increase your mental health and overall physical condition
Think of it as a pharmaceutical emission
Relax and release the funk with a smile
No need to set yourself on a moral trial
Remember you are sharing little bits of me
Making the world a healthier place to be.
Apr 12, 2019
Apr 12, 2019 at 8:18 AM UTC
my life is ****
my life is ****
b-cos of u
i dont understand
wot i shud do
1 day ur sweet
den wen im hurtin
u get discrete
wif otha boys flirtin
my life is ****
i wish i cud die
i cant understand
Y i dont try
u say u love me
den reject my touch
i wish u cud see
da pain iz 2 much
my life is ****
now go away
my life is ****
sorry 2 say
my life is ****
its ur fault girl
my life is ****
Fallen angelz?
Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 2:23 PM UTC
He lays awake on a potent night
Kerosene burns as he's mind takes flight
Heart composed of unknown elements
He waits and sleeps.
The calming thought is adored by himself
A thought that applauds he's unforseen wealth
love is riches, he expects her.
He respects her as he lays on the sheets
That gives a wif of her outermost aroma
Because deep within he burns of her heat
He waits with pulsating, raging heart beats
An everlasting wait.
Dec 6, 2016
Dec 6, 2016 at 2:16 PM UTC
they innovate extreme measures to bring you down..
ironically, these fellas can't even lift themselves up.....
They laugh wif u and guess what,behind your back they stab .
They act like they care,here and there.
In the actual sense, they making sure you ain't doing better off than them.
I know these tricks of yours, I can't be you. My heart has got nothing but love for you.
Someday you will realize your mistakes, and mend your ways.
#futileefforts...#godwin....
May 23, 2015
May 23, 2015 at 5:54 PM UTC
i might have a cold heart nd shii like dat but at da end of da day i'm a human wif feelings, they r there i jus don't take em out!!
May 30, 2019
May 30, 2019 at 6:32 PM UTC