"scooper" poems
The Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse
Into its orbit quietly slips
Eclipse the Super Wolf Blood Moon
The fork drives away with the spoon
Moon Eclipse The Super Wolf Blood
It trips and falls into the mud
Blood Moon Eclipse The Super Wolf
Growls “Ha!” ‘cause nothing rhymes with “wolf”
Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse The Super
Cleans up the mud with a little scooper
Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse The
Shines bravely over my favourite tree -
The moon always gives us such delight
Especially on this frosty night!
Jan 21, 2019
Jan 21, 2019 at 1:30 PM UTC
Pet Port A *****
I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.
I thought for a moment just what could be done
to clean up the streets of doggie dung.
Maybe I'll invent something really super
even finer than a pooper scooper.
A port a ***** for our four legged friends
on every street corner where every road bends.
Then I'll become famous for this awesome invention
at the monthly town meetings my name will be mentioned.
They'll throw a big party and dance in the streets
because never again will there be **** on our feet!
Written By Kathy J Parenteau
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Nov 26, 2014
Nov 26, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
I took a walk around the neighborhood today,
just to try to pass the time away.
I saw lots of people walking too,
I stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.
I thought for a moment just what could be done,
to clean up the streets of doggie dung.
Maybe I'll invent something really super,
even finer than a pooper scooper.
A port a ***** for out four legged friends,
on every street corner where every road bends.
Then I'll become famous for this awesome invention,
at the monthly town meetings, my name will be mentioned.
They'll throw a big party and dance in the streets,
because never again will there be **** on our feet.
Jul 25, 2013
Jul 25, 2013 at 7:35 PM UTC
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When I see her with her "admiring lovers "
It reminds me of a rich lady
Out walking her leashed dogs
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When I see him with his " admiring lovers "
It looks like a guy dragging some leashed women
Down the street
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They each got their -- POOPER SCOOPERS !
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I sure hope they don't write some
LOVE POEMS !
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( oh no !
Here they come !)
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Hey lady
Hey guy
Can I borrow your POOPER SCOOPER
for awhile !
May 13, 2014
May 13, 2014 at 4:41 PM UTC
Don’t take my keys away from me
I need to open my car
So I can drive to a dentist
My mouth is covered in tar
I have twigs in my stomach
And dust in my ears
I need to pull them out
Or vines will grow in my veins
And ants will live in my head
But my dentist is no botanist
“I don’t deal with twigs” is all he said
So I take an ice cream scooper
And I put in on my stomach
To scoop away the twigs
And the great gold nugget
That is traveling through my lungs
And choking me to death
But the scooper fails
And all the secales
Take away my last breath
My dentist has no medicine
And now my body is leaves
And the dust departs from my ears
But I am no longer able to see
Sep 21, 2018
Sep 21, 2018 at 8:38 PM UTC
My dog threw a party last night
and invited all her friends
I was on pooper scooper duty
from the beginning to the end
Mar 16, 2018
Mar 16, 2018 at 5:56 PM UTC