Ted,
Mom Sent us away. She says it's for our own good. Shes says that people don't understand us. I don't see whats not to understand. Ted, do you know what's wrong with us? [silence]. Oh Well. The people here treat us really nice. We get three Meals a day, and after every meal we get Candy. I think their Tic Tacs! and then When I'm Tired, they give me this coat so When I sleep my arms won't get in my way. And Ted Guess What! Since the kids don't like me, They gave me a room all to myself. I feel so Special, At Least That's What Dr. Hopper says. What Do you think Ted? [Turns to Corner of Room] [Stuffed Bear Lies Lifelessly in the Corner]. Yeah Me too, They’re Crazy.