If you can't win them,
Join them,
And if you can't convince them,
Confuse them.
20/9/2020

My heart beats for you,
I adore your smile,
I always think of taking you out for dinner,
But, I hear you eat a lot,
I am afraid my wallet cannot handle the bill.😜
2/7/2020

Happy Birthday card,
Anniversary card,
Success card,
Good news card,
Thank you,
Condolences card,
Sorry card,
Thank you for your kind thoughts,
But,dude I really need only one card,
Your ATM card.
23/10/2020

sowing seeds of love
putting smiles on sad faces
caring gardeners.
21/5/2021

For her it was a kind word and a good deed,
For me it was a beautiful Spring Day.
11/11/2020

Caring for others is not servitude.
13/8/2019

If you are a catch,
Let me fish you,
Hook, line and sinker.
5/6/2019

The caterpillar never imagined that his last day in the cocoon
would be the beginning of a new beautiful life with wings to be free at last.

Cockroach,  Cockroach , what are you doing in my soup,
In the kitchen I was playing hoop la hoop,
And I fell in you soup mister,
It's hot and I am getting blisters,
Scoop me with your spoon,
Before I swoon.
Please don't shout or scream,
I will be thrown out of the kitchen of my dream,
Filthy and messy,
With rotten fish, slimy and smelly,
Red meat in blood,
And fungi on sauces and salads with mould,
Never scrubbed,the kitchen,
For thousands of us it's heaven.
Be a pal,
Go away with your gal,
At least I did you a favour,
Not eating in this yucky place forever.
25/6/2019

Celebrate life everyday,
Don't wait for tomorrow,
BEING ALIVE is a special occasion.

We are the sun and moon,
Parents of earthlings,
Moon is the mother,
Glowing with love for her earthlings,
She borrows light from me so that her children are not in the dark,
Lullabies her tiny tots to sleep,
Provides romantic ambience to lovers,
She gives day and night,
Tides to ebb and flow,
And keep their home the earth balanced on its axis,
At sunrise she begs me to look after them properly,
Motherly Love
As a father I sustain them,
I give them light, heat and energy,
So they are not cold,
They have food on their table,
And oxygen to breathe.
I cause seasons for them to enjoy.
But our children are as stubborn as a mule,
Egoistic and inconsiderate,
With no compassion for their parents,
They have created Satans,
Money and weapons of mass destruction,
Trying to outdo one another,
And destroy what we have lovingly given them,
By playing this super game called
POLITICS
1/6/2021

sans cell phone
addiction like drugs
nomophobia
1/3/2019

Certainty  has no place for doubts.
23/7/2019

In meditation,
Is that you enter the chaotic
madhouse within you,
Try to overcome it,
And create calm.
22/1/2024

Easy on the eyes,
My next door neighbour's daughter........
Spits fire from her tongue.

He came,
Spurted a teaspoon of ***** inside her:
A politician,
A model,
A traitor,
A patriot,
A teacher, nurse, doctor,
An artist, a poet, a writer,............ and I,
A swimming gold medallist.
We all swam to reach the ****,
I was Y and I merged withX first,
A new swimming sensation was born.

Leaves change with the seasons,
In time so do we
In winter the trees are bare
So are our eyes dry
With no more tears.

After marriage,
A husband does not change,
A wife does not change,
But after getting children,
Both change
Their lifestyle changes.
29/11/2020

Just as weather changes any moment,
So does your mind,
Do what you have decided to do before it's too late.
27/8/2019

If you want change,
First change yourself,
If you can't,
Accept as what it is.
31/10/2022

I was a dark canvas like the night sky,
Grumpy and annoying,
Then she came into my life,
A gorgeous star full of sparkle,
Glistening with love.
Her goodness opened my heart,
Like a rose about to bloom.
My life took a turn,
Brimming with sunshine,
Filling me with joy and laughter like a babbling brook,
Magically she twinkled away all my bitterness and sorrow.
Taught me to forget my past,
Worry away my sorrows,
And enjoy my today.
I am happy she is here,
To share my thoughts and understand me,
To make me aware how special life is.
18/10/2021

Two pink lines on the pregnancy test,
I became a mother instead of a doctor.
8/3/2031

The Angel of Death is busy,
The Angels are busy collecting souls,
There is chaos in afterlife.
Accountability has gone haywire,
Souls meant for heaven have ended up in hell,
And vice versa.
Plea from above,
Vaccinate as many as you can to curb deaths.
13/2/2021

the terrible child
puts kitten in parrot's cage
screams and clicks fill cage
5/6/2019

How I ended up in a love triangle,
The fault was not his,
Neither hers,
Nor mine,
We just learned to share what we had.
10/5/2019

Do charity during your
Lifetime,
After your death it will be
out of your control.

Charity is the act of giving without expecting anything in return,
It is solely to please God,
"What your right hand gives your left hand should not know,
My Guru says to always thank the person who has taken charity
from you,
For that person has helped you to please God.
3/2/2020

When you give,
Be grateful to the taker,
For he has done you a favour,
Cause your rewards will be greater than your good deed.
10/11/2023

Charity begins at home,
And home is our earth,
God chose you,
He gave you billions to conquer
hunger, not space,
Eradicate poverty, not humanity,
Give hope.
Do not defraud God and apply to any other purpose.
HE knows when and how to end the world.
21/10/2019

If you want to be successful in life,
First be successful with your family and friends,
By giving them your time, care and love,
So that when your tenure,
As a successful and famous entrepreneur or leader ends,
Your family and friends are there for you to hold your hand and care.
18/2/2023

I love talking to those with whom I have to think before I speak.
4/5/2019.

I found my boyfriend was cheating on me,
I changed the names of the girls on his phone,
And mixed their numbers,
And then calmly waited for the drama to unfold.
8/9/2021

cosily in bed
mum finds her reading a book
lover under bed

John went shopping,
Some shopping he did,
He only took a box of condoms,
Went with his purchase to check out,
Guess what happened?
..
..
..
He asked the clerk where the fitting room was.😂😂😂😂
4/3/2020

At the end of his speech,
Everybody woke clapped and cheered,
I,the most.
Not because his speech was awesome,
But, we had stretched the limit of boredom.

I cheer my son in many ways,
Most three hundred and sixty-five days.
I hug him close,
Say,"Can't do without you boss."
Sometimes I see him tense,
Something is wrong I sense,
I kiss his fears away,
Together we kneel and pray.
Out of the blue,
I tell him,"I love you."
He gives me a smile,
Holds onto me for a while.
I sit and  listen as he talks about his day,
I laugh with him and say,
"You are okay."
I discipline him with love,
So that my little dove,
Does not become wild,
Is well mannered and mild.
I let him use his own mind,
His ways he learns to find.
A hug a day,
Keeps your child happy and gay.

Life is a game of chess,
Do not play to win,
Play to learn more,
Making each steps better.
8/9/2019

Life is a game of chess,
We each are a pawn in the game,
Make your move through calculated knowledge and experience.
10/6/2019

wife is chewing gum
sweet and refreshing at first
then sticky,chewy
27/3/2019.

Chicken taking a bath
"Chicken Showerma"
Chicken in trouble
"Chicken Soup"
Chicken on a cold night
"Chilly Chicken "
Giving fake compliments to chicken
"Butter Chicken
And social distancing Chicken
Tandoori Chicken.
Enjoy your chicken.
8/8/2020

Childhood is when you dance to the beat of your own heart,
Laugh in abundance,
Soak in innocence,
Roam without care or stress,
Happy you,
Carefree you
Free of spirit,
Like a bird that soars in the sky.
When you find solace in your mother's lap,
When bruised knees and elbows
are easier  to heal,
Than a shattered heart,
When a puddle is an opportunity
to enjoy than an obstacle,
When toys, and icecreams matter more,
A war for a chocolate bar,
When you have little fights,
Then, hug each other tight.
Childhood is when you are loved by everyone,
When you are your parents happiness,
When grandparents have lots of time to play with you,
They never tire reading you the same story again and again,
Don't mind if you have an extra helping.
Your childhood is stored in your
memories,
An old book,  smells or textures, a certain habit or food.
No pain, no heartaches.
Hold onto some of your childhood tightly.
11/3/2019.

At  my uncle's funeral we boys took an extra wreath,
After the rites we threw it in the crowd,
Waited with baited breath.........
To see who was next.
8/2/2020

A house without children is..
peaceful, neat, orderly and quiet,
But, it is bare like a tree without fruits.

Are blank papers,
Innocent and sinless,
My prayers for them,
Let them wake up in the morning,
In Peace
Not in pieces,
A smile on their faces,
Not tears in their eyes,
With family by their side
Not as orphans.
Let them not be scapegoats of our wounds.
Children are a gift,
If you have one child,
You are truly blessed.
31/10/2023

happy mother's  day
dandelions for mama
it's a thought that counts.
22/2/2020

Any time is chocolate time,
A chocolate a day keeps a bad day away.
22/8/2021

With most things in life you have a choice except death.

The choice is yours,
not the consequences.
21/5/2019

I choke on every breath I take,
Because my heart and my mind does not let you go.

A beautiful woman as your girlfriend,
But choose a good woman as your wife,
She will never let you go hungry or disappointed.
26/10/2021