Everything it changed when you met her
Yea, you went and gave her our whole world (our whole world, our whole world)
I thought we would always be the same
Then you went and gave her our last name (and that ring, that awful thing, stupid bling)
Now I'm left here layin' all alone
Thinking about me thinkin' about you thinkin' about her
There are things that I shouldn't really say
But I'm gonna say 'em anyway (like I hope she ***** in bed and gains a lot of weight)
Everything it changed when you met her
(Funny teasing thing I wrote and sang for a friend who dumped me for a lady)