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Donna Apr 2018
I ordered a dress
colour of snowflakes with a
pretty flower hem

Being a big size
I wondered how i would look
wearing a white dress

Its got short sleeves too
Also like two white flowers
blossoming on earth

I asked my Dean for
his advice he said it looked
lovely and I smiled

Now I need new shoes
colour of magnolia
with a wedge heel

But more like a small
kitten heel otherwise I
shall fall upon ground

Dean and our boys need
to go suit shopping for
our big wedding day

But o dear they seem
to be always busy , so we
girls of the house raised

our voices until
they got heard like a disco
of rapping music :)

I need to buy a
nice tan belt to wrap around
pretty white soft dress

To liven up the
colour to jazz it up with
an extra big smile

Tis a nice white dress
I feel like a spring flower
ready for summer
for my hen do to Benidorm I have to wear a white dress it's took me sometime to finally find one I liked but happy I finally found one :)
Donna Apr 2018
Me and Dean went out
last night we had a great time
Drinking and dancing

But I've got a worse
hangover my head is full
of doziness fudge

Yeap it's melted like
snowdrops fallen to earth on
a cold winters day

But i managed to
somehow cook a roast dinner
how I just don't know!!

The potatoes were
soggy the veg quite hard , but
the gravy was tasty

We danced and danced all
night long to pretty voices
from super cool songs

My feet began to
ache o no I'm growing old
by every second

Brandy and coke filled
my shiny glass than went to
my brain and smiled wide

Goggle slurp goggle
O what a noisy drink , slurp
slip gulp gulp goggle

Dean drank lots of beer
and so did our sons there sweet
laughter filed the air

Everytime trouble
went down as there was two fights
Dean alerted bouncers

Too many drink to
much than want to start fights , o
what silly pickles

But Dean made sure we
had best night my hero my
man my best friend too

At 3 o clock this
morn we went to macdonalds
and stuffed our faces

I had cheese burger
and chips and Diet Coke , Dean
had quarter pounder

The wind was chilly
And we walked from Saturday
to Sunday in shoes

It's been a lazy
day my house is quite messy
but the air is kind

Me and dean had a
great time last night , so bottoms
up to a new week
Hangover all day but dean wanted to take me out last night and it was so fun xxxxx
Have a lovely new week :)
Donna Apr 2018
I woke this morning
to a window of raindrops
falling gently down

Tis a Sunday morn
And I can hear a pigeon
coo cooing in tree

All the daisies are
wet and shivering and car
tyres are swishing

I can hear my son
opening a bag of crisp
Hey that's not breakfast!!

If it rains all day
I don't mind today because
spring is blossoming

When it rains the grass
glistens too it's quite lovely
Like night stars glowing

There's a heat wave on
it's way so the weather dudes
say , the sun will shine

Yay I get to wear
my flipflops and summer hat
Watch out for the bees :)
Happy Sunday :)
Donna Apr 2018
I told my Dean how
much I love to watch birds fly
so gently in sky

To my surprise he
knew names of lots of birds from
when he was a boy

So together we
now study birds and wow we
saw a cute partridge

It was in a field
A light tan colour of sweet
Pecking at the grass

Then I saw a big
peacock it's big tail half shut
Walking round corner

Dean pointed out a
mallard duck was resting in
an old fields puddle

My favourite is a
wagtail I saw two , There so
tiny and so cute

Then there's the magpies
O what elegant fine birds
they are..just like queens

And we saw a cute
robin , aww it was hiding
in a twiggy bush

Yesterday the sun
shined we went for a lovely
walk with our three dogs

Albie wore a coat
Was colour of grey sky with
fluffy cloud Pom-poms

Jessie and Harry walked
along too , Harry is quite
crazy though , barks lots

And always wants to
be the leader but our  
Jess is a diva

She's petitely cute
But her growl says it all , they
sure won't mess with her

Seagulls flying high
Crows and pigeons too , was a
nice day yesterday

We finished our day
off with a lovely dinner but
it was made of cow

So vegan is now
rising to top of mountain
But taking its time :)

I really love square
window in Chalet Tis so
small with morning light

I best get up now
Ready for a new fresh day
Filled with cartoon fun :-)
:) have a lovely day and weekend love and joy to u all ***
Donna Apr 2018
So me and Dean have
just come back from milking the
cows and there mooing (paganpaul :D ) :-))

So we woke this morn
To a grey rainy pavement
And slushy wet mud

Our poor trainers have
Mothers Earth literally stuck
to bottom of souls

So I must invest
in some Wellington boots , yeap
makes total sense..yeap yeap

Albie  is peeing
like a watering can , his
driving us crazy

But he is so cute
and ***** he runs into
doors chairs and the walls

Because the weather
as been so rainy our clothes
are forever wet

So now we are just
wearing wet suits , we look like
seals in the ocean

Oh okay I'm just
being silly but hey it's
super super fun

The kids have gone home
Well older ones have ,yay more
food for me and Dean

Now this is the truth
Me and Dean had cheese on toast
topped with some brown sauce

And it was ******
lovely , dean had tea with his
and i had coffee

Oops a Massive dose
of caffeine oh no my brain
is in overdrive

Oh no that now means
i won't sleep tonight , ah well
I best read a book
Hi everyone hope u all well I will catch up soon love  u all your all beautiful xxxx
Pagan Paul Apr 2018
This is not the best haiku in the world ...
... its just a tribute.*
(to HaikuDonnajones and her Dean).

.
At the crack of dawn
me and dean go milk our cows,
pulling the udders.

Our cows milk is good
for cheese, yoghurt and butter,
very nice in tea too.

Vegetarians
are great, make good customers,
Vegans not so good.

What the hell is this
new coconut milk anyway?
Or soya butter?

I don't understand,
its not real dairy goodness,
its all fake dairy.

Our cows are organic,
no artificial cow feed,
just grass and fresh air.

After milking cows
me and dean have our breakfast
to give us energy.

I may turn Veggie,
but love my deans big sausage,
bacon, eggs fry-ups.

Our goats have kids to,
tidier than our own lot,
don't complain as much.

Me and dean are happy
with our kids, cows and our goats,
on our dairy farm.


© Pagan Paul (01/04/18)
.
*paraphrased from TenaciousD
Now go read Donna's myhaikudiary poems!
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Donna Mar 2018
Tis rainy today
But I'm inside with my dogs
where we are all warm

Dean and our children
have gone for a little *****
Spending time with smiles

I'm wrapped in a blanket
My doggies sleeping next to
me dreaming sweetly

I've just watched a film
It was a great film to watch
And I ate some crisps

My lovely sons girlfriend
bought me and Dean an Easter
egg and it looks yums

The rain is falling
Twinking down Chalet pane
The sky is all grey

I saw a raven
Wow it was a massive bird
Sitting on tin roof

O the grass is so
beautifully green with daisies
blooming everywhere

And even though it's
raining outside , today is
still a lovely day

cause the flowers are
growing and so are the trees
And the windows sing
:)
Happy Easter **
Donna Mar 2018
We stayed in a house
A big cottage looking house
It was so lovely

I shared a room with
a girl in my class, we had
a room on ground floor

I loved the country
lanes it felt wonderful to
walk in to nature

At night the stars shined
brightly , o there was many
sparkling sweetly

Then I saw saucepan
A saucepan in shape of stars
Was god cooking din!

I realised today
I notice nature when young
But had forgotten

I can only see a
little memory it seems
very far away

But it's there somewhere
Floating by me like a cloud
on a sky blue day

But it hardly stops
And when it does it plays like
an old time movie

Until it runs out
Leaving just a blank screen where
a snubbed *** **** burns

I cannot stretch this
memory no more , but I'm
glad the saucepan stayed
Donna Mar 2018
O what an evening
There was traffic everywhere
And I sighed loudly

Always traffic at
the tunnel crossing , not
liking those big trucks

Dam! There like massive
big orges all with different
names and so many!!

But from a distance
The sun was setting nicely
And a orange I see

Cars headlights like stars
Sparkling under the night
It was beautiful

Heavy grey rain clouds
gather together for a
swimming pool party

Window wipers swish
Tyres make the rain back flip
Landing on car screen

I see Godzilla
Standing on top of a bridge
***.no way!!

Got to get a good
picture of this , dinosaur
has landed on our earth

O no it's okay
Its my imagination
being creative

Finally traffic
begins to move and through the
tunnel we drive through

Ah yes home sweet home
Now it's time to rest my feet
And watch some telly :)
Donna Mar 2018
I've been working lots
lately to earn extra cash
For when I marry

My Dean is my life
Everday he makes me laugh
He is so funny

I insisted on
paying for my dress and my
bridemaids dresses too

I'm off on my hen
do in a few months , my Dean
paid for me to go

He has an heart of
an angel so kind and so
wonderfully lovely

I'm so excited
There be six of us going
Will be so funny

Me and my Dean have
been together for over
thirty lovely years

And because of our
awesome children our wedding
is so happening <3

Nice lovely family
and friends will be there on the
day..Tis like a dream

My daughter bought flowers
For the bridemaids there pretty
Colour of daylight

My bridemaids will be
wearing sky blue dresses so
softly gently sweet

I have butterflies
Dancing inside my belly
Happy fluttering

I'm looking so forward
To getting married to my love
I love him so much :)))))
I'm so happy and excited as I'm getting married in July to my lovely lovely dean xxxxxxx  I can't stop smiling :)
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