For the past thirty years or so I’ve heard Republican broad hints That never quite come to pass. They must think I am dense; That I sit and watch my TV And get all stoked to hear them Promise they will set things right But reality never comes near them.
They talk about our poverty gap And how they will narrow it down And how they will lower interest And they will quit fooling around. They go on about their opponents, Even when they have good records, And then the election comes and The people fail to get it together.
So every eight years they vote, These fools I must call my peers And throw the good guy out. Every freaking eight years. An even once after just four They told the good guy goodbye Then put in a world class crook. Can anyone really say why?
I’ve watched my fellow man Go bonkers like this repeatedly And vote in some twisted clown That ******* us up completely. Nixon looked like the creep he was; A greasy, rude and stupid man. Then Reagan was a liar and a looter I never was that fool’s loyal fan.
In between we’d get someone In the job who wanted things fixed. He would work hard as he could And pray things wouldn’t be nixed. But the current bubble-headed villain Said he’d take the country back; All his predecessor was guilty of Was of being unremittingly black.
So, what’s with these people here Who can’t tell a good thing from bad? Why can’t they recognize success And good times we have had? All indexes were up, things were fine Things were not a bit bad that fall. So why did the half bright-Americans Choose a guy with no experience at all?
Surely they don’t think any guy Who doesn’t give a **** about them Would care about more than rich buddies. Of course not! That would be just dim. Yet they did it and proved that fools, When they’re left to play with the adults, Can ruin things when they’re going well. Now we must live with the results.
They were like two peas in a pod Holding hands Exchanging tongues Being prissy and laughing at those Who long before saw their act Though those two queers, they don’t see at all They are midgets, and little, and erectly small With puffed up chests Stroking hens of the Cornish variety All of them dregs of a social society
Slum lords and criminal minds Under the sheets where no one sees Which one is giving the other the shaft **** and span they use after, oh so daft One erotically whispered to the other A Pain in the *** As they kissed over their biblical wine glass Seeking solace in each others arms Licking their wounds with grammars charm
Grown men, committing sin after sin Then blaming others for saying God wants you to begin Acting like men And not emancipated boys Stop diddling and twiddling Leave alone your petite toys
One day Jehovah will make clear Belittle others is worse than Queer Little queens swallowing their own vile While Ladies and Gentleman laugh At the ****** and the Clown In their lingerie and gown
God decried, let those two drown Even Lucifer laughed under his frown
In life it is said, what you reap you sow, this poem is an example of that adage. Tommy and Rubina dating? Yikes I need to toss my cookies.
You idiots! You unconscionable poltroons! Your minds have the intelligence Of helium filled balloons! You had a chance to save us But when it came down to the wire You chose to let a circus clown Win the race and play with fire.
Who could know you have learned Nothing at all from before When you elected those two morons Run the show while you snored? Who could guess that people who Claim to be so Christian and good, Would act like from the ears up They were made entirely of wood?
You imbeciles! Do you not see what you have done? You chose a man who seems to think Lying and embezzling are great fun. You did not choose the candidate With experience and knowledge; You chose the guy who swindled those Who signed up for his bogus college!
Millions of us with wisdom predicted This man who praises Vladimir Putin Would want to start World War Three Because he is so fond of shooting! He thinks, without a bit of experience, He can simply put on another act And all the rest of the world will See his mad delusions as facts.
You chowderheads! You have sold your country out! Later when it all falls apart You'll blame someone else and pout. Now you cheer and chant USA, And pretend you are so ****** brave The rest of us fear for the world And hope there is something to save.