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10.0k · Sep 2014
Dolphin
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Poor dolphin
with no fin
finn the human
come to rescue him
attaches new fins
now he can swim
go back to africa
whoops wrong poem
9.9k · Sep 2014
Billed on
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Trickshotting on Highrise
On the Crane
Billed that *******
in the mane
Go on fazeclan
new recruit
******* man
FaZe Fruit
That's me!
How could that come to be
Im in faze now
*******, trickshot me now
9.3k · Sep 2014
Shrek
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Shrek was sad
Very depressed
But on day
He was gay
and found a boy to play
with
****** shrek
very yeck
5.0k · Oct 2014
ebola
Shrek Ogre Oct 2014
get ebola nerd
you ****
***
sag of *****
4.4k · Sep 2014
Rhyming Central
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Me again
yes you guessed it
hold this pen
can't get arrested
3.8k · Sep 2014
like for like
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
liek this peom if u want a leik
3.7k · Sep 2014
end of class
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
end of class
time to eat muffins
and get diabetes
3.6k · Oct 2014
die man
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Once day there was a ***** cat
she was very fat
and wanted to **** herself
with a shelf
but that would be impossible
because cats cant touch shelves without explodingble
which means, they would die
and then it jumped high
and landed on a road
and was killed by a toad
driving a foor weel drive
oh ****
that ***** got hit
3.0k · Oct 2014
the crying man
Shrek Ogre Oct 2014
man was sad
and mad
so he cry
every tim
2.9k · Sep 2014
pen 2
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
A pen
Sat in its place
Time goes by
2.4k · Sep 2014
Title (Optional)
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
This title was optional
but i couldn't resist
****
2.1k · Sep 2014
This Pen...
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
This pen
reminds me of a pen
oh dam, my rhymes
are a crime
against humanity
oh the insanity
of this stupid pen
god demmmmmm
during english class
we're writing bout this asss
of a topic
2.1k · Sep 2014
The Scary Man in Darkness
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
One day there was a man
and he had a tan
he was dark
in the dark
and nobody could see him
because he was named tim
he was scary
and his name didn't weary
he eats children for breakfast
very fast
that's why his name is scary tim
yeah, thats him
Scary Horror PewDiePie ScaryMan Darkness
2.0k · Sep 2014
short
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
The man named Tim approaching
the small child silently
his finger touches him
and rapes the kid violently
2.0k · Sep 2014
stolen and changed
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
take of yo *******, take off yo top
Ohhhh, yes!
babe!

BLASTOFF!!!!
1.7k · Sep 2014
Dog ran over
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Once day there was a dog
and he decided to **** a frog
beastiliaty, no, the dog's an animal
like miley cyrus
and he's spying on  us
and one man didn't like that idea
so he shot a deer
and the deer escaped the bullet like a queer
and ran into a dog in the middle of the road
knocking the dog over in the middle of the road
then a car came but the driver was blind
and then the blind man hit the dog on the side
dog is now dead
bury his head and give him head ;)

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