guess what!, i just found out that john f kennedy died in 1963
and i offer my condolences to you and guess what!
martin luther king died in 1968, i don’t understand but they both died
guess what! mrs baker died and i have no idea who died in the civil war
do you know, know what, who died in the civil war
no, but i can tell you, many people died in the civil war
my reincarnation died in the civil war, learn buddhism
because they will have the answers you will need
guess what! paul berenyi died, that is a shame
i learnt it off the paper back in 1995
guess what! elizabeth montgomery died, and so did agnes moorehead
two TV witches dead, but agnes moorehead became sabrina the teenage witch, ya know melissa joan hart
guess what! richie benaud died, and he is waiting for his next life
you see i have heard about these negative deaths, and i wish you will stop
death isn’t uplifting, it’s negative, ever so negative
i believe in spreading positivity around this world
and talking about these deaths don’t help
we need to keep positive in us, ok, and then he said, guess what
frank sinatra died, but that is a negative thing to say
but i like talking about death, but it’s very negative, ya see, then he said
guess what! robert palmer died, ya know the guy who thought he was simply irreistable into being addicted to love
sure makes your day doesn’t it, she said, no it doesn’t, talking about death is negative, i tell ya
and if you don’t stop talking about death, i will make you next
but guess what! news flash, i like talking about death, i have an uplifting version of death
you see when people die, they come back to life
cause guess what! billy thorpe died, he has been dead for ages, mate, quit talking negative
you need to be positive ya know, you see i will do a giant **** in my living room, i feel lousy
drop the **** in the toilet, feeling much better, you see i can tell you who dies
guess what! trevor barker died, he has been dead for ages, you are a very negative person
guess what! scott mcdonald died, well, you just love being negative
guess what!, christians are kidnappers after your fucken soul, well you are showing me
what happens on youth group, well, i don’t want to know, cause it’s negative, i believe in being a peaceful positive buddhist
people die, they come back to life, people die, they come back to life
you see i go to the phoenix, for the poetry slam, i try and bring back graham kennedy
because guess what! graham kennedy died, i said, mate, he’s been dead for ages
and you mate are being ever so negative, he said, no, death is uplifting, it is uplifting
how you die and then come back to life
guess what! smoky dawson died, but he has been dead for a while
but i saw him at the anzac day march, so television is right yet again
guess what! guess what! guess what! 1 person dies 1 person gets reborn
the circle of life, don’t ya think