The craziest thing about a bridge is how it connects two things that have no business being connected.
It's interesting, the informational and cultural exchanges that result from such a bridging.
("Interesting" is an antisemantical word: void of meaning. Just filler, really. It doesn't mean anything.)
A bridge is a tool of conquest: allowing one land access to another, so that it may be subjugated.
A platform for seemingly well-meaning goats to impale and destroy any gatekeeping trolls.
"We all got wood and nails, and we sleep inside of this machine."
-Brand New