Be careful when you peel your battles
Cause some oranges fight back.
It all happened while I was standing in a hallway
I peeled and orange, and it fought back
I stood there trying to get beaneath the skin
but it's juice dripped uncontrollably
The venom of the peel shot into my eye
and I was half-blind as the fight continued
I managed to get off a thumb-sized peel
it hit the carpet, with a thud
just kidding peels don't make noise when they fall
but I heard a thud in my mind
I gouged out one slice, mangeld, yet juicy
and handed it to a boy named Timmy
Timmy nodded, and said
"This is a good one, definitely worth the fight!"
The juice was so extreme
it was hitting my head, mid section, arms, and legs with full force
Almost beat, but not quite I looked down at my body..
I was thoroughly covered with orange insides
This was the last straw,
still peel covered, and losing lots of juice...
I opened it in half
Juice exploded everywhere and my hands were so slippery...
the entire orance took its plumet to the carpet
The orange fought back, and I didn't get to eat it
it saw its happy ending in the trash can
Oh how I wanted that orange
The orange that fought back.
true story