All the while acting as if the screams of ***** children were nothing but more "liberal noise" and "fake news," even as he compared Stormy to his daughter before sadly flopping around like the taco manatee he is.
He wasn’t just buddies with Epstein. He partied full-on eighties; piles of coke and champagne enemas with him. He lusted and wallowed literally in piles of scammed cancer patient and dying veterans' cash with him, and dismissed every underaged trafficked survivor. It doesn’t just read like a rap sheet. It reads like the collapse of accountability itself. Supreme Court sanctioned.
When you lay it out, when you really stack the bodies, the broken laws, the shattered norms, and the battered dignity of what little democracy we had — even Kristi Noem starts to look like a hollow-eyed lost uneducated voting farm mom with very poor taste, compared to this orange taco who set the whole house on fire and called it patriotism.
The magnitude is undeniable:
He didn’t just incite a riot. He summoned a lynch mob in Jesus cosplay, armed with bear spray, flagpoles, pipe bombs, zip ties, and impromptu gallows, chanting to hang his own boot-licking, robot, boy scout, carved out of driftwood, sad excuse for a committee-he-wasn’t-even-there-for Vice President.
He didn’t just steal top secret documents and billion dollar secrets people died to protect. He bragged about it. It’s all on tape. Listen to what he promised to donors, to foreign adversaries, to the highest bidders, like a doped-up power-drunk mafia Don showing off his stolen American trophies — souvenirs from the nuclear football.
He didn’t just commit fraud. He built a branding empire on defrauding hard-working Americans, from that fake university he created to a charity that stole money from veterans and dying children with cancer.
He wasn’t just buddies with Epstein. Underage girls screamed and pleaded to not have to be next. All lost into the void of wealth and power. Literally trapped on an island. At least Epstein did the right thing.
He wasn’t just found guilty of defamation twice. He was found to have sexually abused E. Jean Carroll, and then lied about it so cruelly and so often the courtroom flinched. Jurors literally vomited.
He wasn’t just impeached twice. He was never even held accountable because too many senators were too afraid of losing Facebook likes from suburban militias.
He didn’t just fail upward. He left claw marks on democracy as he rose from bankrupt casinos and rotting steaks.
Let’s not forget:
He defrauded us, the broke-*** taxpayers, for hundreds of millions while we post fake photoshopped Facebook pics of our imaginary lives in which we pretend we aren’t just serfs and slaves to the dollar.
He bilked donors with fake matching fund scams.
He grifted off a deadly pandemic.
He sold hats and gold-plated Bibles while bodies literally piled up in every third-world country. Stack upon rotting stack of them.
He called fallen soldiers like people I served with “suckers and losers.” "What kind of idiot gets caught or becomes MIA?"
Then he ordered us tear-gassed. Us, peaceful protesters. And for what? For a failed photo op with a smoking Chinese-made Bible he’s never even read.
He threatened journalists, judges, and witnesses by name, their kids and families.
He tried to extort Ukraine for political dirt and is now trying to give it to his hero Putin.
He pardoned war criminals — literal rapists and alleged cannibals.
He turned the DOJ into his personal vindictive hate-fueled legal team, bent on revenge.
He promised revenge on all political enemies and is working on it.
He plotted to send tanks into American cities to crush people with no trial or due process like his hero ******.
He encouraged people to inject bleach or just drink it.
He said ****** “did some good things.” He said racist killer mobs were “fine people.”
And yes — he fathered Eric, who scares even his fellow coked-out zombie beavers.
He lies to the whole country again and again with no compunction. Not just about an election he undeniably lost while whispering to oath-breaking cowards to “just find 11,780 votes.”
He screamed “fake news” at the sounds of ***** children, compared Stormy Daniels to his daughter, before flopping around like an electrocuted taco manatee, bragging then crying over his gold toilets — the taco manatee of late-night infomercials, Pepsi spots, Pizza Hut and more — the collection plates full for authoritarianism.
He wallowed in cash with billionaires and traffickers, while everyday people chewed on fluoride-free ketchup packet soup made from fast food salt single-serves and apologetic acid rainwater.
He told coal miners he’d bring back jobs, while he deregulated their protections and sold off their futures for an immediate infusion of pennies on the dollar, which he squandered trying to pay off **** stars and *** workers behind his heartless wife’s cold, unloving, robotic back. Guess that's better than having another one pushed down the stairs again.
He killed the lunch programs. Then mailed postcards to the kids' families he helped starve, addressed to the ones already gunned down at school during recess.
He said he’d “drain the swamp,” then drained our global economy with insider trading like Martha Stewart at a Snoop Dogg ****, then baptized himself in the orange glowing filth.
This is the man who turned grievance into a sacrament, white supremacy into a ballot strategy, and cruelty into offshore taxpayer-funded currency scams.
This is the man who made Kristi Noem — at least she only shot a puppy.
Trump didn’t just break laws. He is the rotting carcass of Clarence Thomas Winnebago accountability, draped in a poorly tailored flag and Rudy’s spray-tan runoff.
Please tell your kids why they only get half a doll and half a school day.
Tell your daughter why her broken childhood is a “patriotic sacrifice.”
Tell the bodies in the gravel pits, in Ukraine, the self-aborted **** fetus in the back alley dumpster why we called this “greatness.”
Or maybe just admit:
The poets didn’t ruin America. The Christo-fascists did. And they did it with a smile, a red hat, and a Golden Bible full of blank pages.
The shameless uncaring pandemic grift — there’s more to mine:
His deliberate downplaying of COVID while privately admitting its lethality. He got the best care though when he got it, on the taxpayer’s dime of course.
Mocking masks while people suffocated on inadequate, underfunded ventilators.
Forced unwanted “super-spreader” rallies held with full knowledge of their danger to the obese and elderly that died as a result.
All the while profit-promoting quack cures and undermining professional career scientists, leading to thousands more easily avoidable deaths.
Bodies piled in freezer trucks — he called that a hoax. My uncle wasn’t a hoax. My neighbor, nor my childhood friends. He used their deaths as another twisted campaign strategy.
He held rallies not despite the danger, but because of it, to spread it. Feeding a martyr complex to the uneducated, unfaltering cult faithful. Making the morgue a loyalty test.
His lies weren’t just political. They were epidemiological ****** warfare.
Countless — literally uncounted — children in cages.
Millions spent separating scared, confused children from their parents, some of whom were never reunited even today.
Locking toddlers in cages under foil blankets.
Promoting a system that was losing track of hundreds of children in a Kafkaesque bureaucratic abyss.
He asked for votes over tearing families apart at the border and called it justice.
They caged infants beneath aluminum sheets, trauma-wrapping toddlers while TV pundits shrugged.
Some kids vanished into paperwork and shadows. No names, no faces — just starving, traumatized, nameless ghosts in a broken, heartless system.
Then the constant environmental ****.
Not only the flaming sinks and contaminated rivers, but even more coal deregulation — but there’s more.
Opening sacred tribal lands for drilling.
Gutting the EPA.
Selling off national monuments for extraction deals.
Ignoring climate collapse in exchange for small, meaningless, short-term temporary profits.
He stripped the Earth like it owed him rent.
Pried open sacred tribal burial grounds with corporate drills.
Turned protected lands into sacrifice zones.
Signed deals in boardrooms lit by wildfires, laughing while the oceans burned and washed their dead onto the beaches — wave after poisoned, overheated wave.
He banned trans troops from serving.
Rolled back healthcare protections.
Enabled a wave of anti-LGBTQ+ legislation and violence.
Appointed judges hostile to marriage equality and basic human dignity.
He didn’t whisper hate. He ensured his hate-filled, brainwashed cronies codified it.
He didn’t ignore trans lives. He erased them in pages of senseless policy.
He armed the bigots with hate laws, lit fires beneath pride flags, and gave the pulpit to now-known and convicted Catholic priests and other child-molesting preachers who called consenting adult love a “sickening sinful disease.”
SCOTUS corruption and the theocracy agenda.
Like Anita Hill — we must always name Clarence Thomas brilliantly, and to the broader point:
Amy Coney Barrett was laughably forever seated just days before a critical election.
Stacking our courts with impossible-to-remove, mentally sick, and power-hungry religious extremists.
SCOTUS helped dismantle rights, pretending not to be political while they continue, to this very second, doing the bidding of billionaires and evangelical overlords.
He helped turn robes into vestments, gavels into crucifixes.
Rushed the sick sad **** Barrett through like a sermon before the offering plate. This guy was the class name taker and tattle-tale. No one’s peer or equal just a sad, sick, revenge-bent **** lusting for pain and power.
Made the highest court a cathedral for plutocrats and prophets, where the Constitution burns beneath the Book of Revelations.
Media control and cult dynamics:
Turning Rupert Murdoch’s ******* named Fox News into a state-sanctioned and fully funded five-times-a-day sports scores and soundbites brownshirt propaganda wing.
Cultivating “alternative facts” through social media disinfo.
Demonizing truth itself to build loyalty through censored movies that don’t even align with or reflect their sad, sick agendas but co-opting them anyway and giving it away to lowest earners that can’t afford cable news and don’t hold library cards but have all the episodes of The Apprentice on VHS.
He is, every day, trying to turn truth into an unpatriotic traitor.
I am a veteran. I fought. I bled. He did what? Get another handy after a massage in a tennis resort in spoiled, pampered New York?
He built a doctrine of lies so thick, people prayed in memes and bled for hashtags over him.
He birthed a cult with red hats and martyrdom complexes, where facts go to die and grievance is a bedazzled grandma tote bag and visored gospel.
January 6 aftermath — not just the riot:
Pledging to pardon entrenched, psychotic, bomb-building, gun-hoarding insurrectionists.
Calling them “hostages.”
Still drunk on the blood spilled that day.
Describing those jailed for violent sedition as “the real patriots. All the rest of you are too lazy or stupid to fall in line with.”
He didn’t just incite a coup. He sold the gaudy merch off it.
He raised money on policemen's spilled blood, called terrorists “tourists,” and promised their perpetual freedom.
He made sedition a subscription plan, and treason a campaign slogan.
Women’s rights and abortion.
Grabbing them right by their *******, for America, to show his daughter how to lead by example.
Overturning Roe v. Wade via the judges they seated. It will lead to real-world deaths of millions of women denied basic health care.
Trigger laws activating across red states, dragging us back centuries.
He didn’t just overturn Roe. He unstitched time.
Dragged women back to back alleys and whispers.
He handed scalpels to zealots in robes, and watched the nation bleed, smiling like a man who thinks pain is purity. And **** and ****** is your fault, because life begins at *******.