"woa" poems
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*Our Donald J. Trump, he's the president of the United States
In America and Washington DC, He's the greatest!
He's got the pen, He's got the power, He's the man of the hour
And he's signing executive orders as fast as he can!
He's just like superman, Woa! - By 4 am he's inked a travel ban,
Kissed his wife, walked the dog and sanctioned Iran!
And Donald J. Trump's done all of this before sunrise, Whew!
Regards, President Donald J. Trump, 45 stars for you!*
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Feb 4, 2017
Feb 4, 2017 at 7:57 PM UTC
Anybody etches the longwave, tadpole lyrical,
and its a poem (woa- teakettle, tweaker)
Satellite poem, thunder poem, ******** poem.
Sevens sluttiest angel writes a eulogy so beautiful that we give her the title of funeral director.
We just give it away. (Its still only a eulogy)
I have ten toes and ten fingers. Ive counted on them. I wrote a poem about getting
a bikini wax, and its still only a poem. A joke. Only tadpole lyrical. I wish it had a
revolutionary hermit to choke it with fingers that taste like black pepper and motor oil,
and then to rake its fall crumbles into ruffles,
and then all aboard the sci-fi fantasy. /Radiant,
radio the masses, raffia slipping, I got the zipper of my winter coat stuck in orbit, you sea/Ive got a poem to
write about synthetic jungles deep underneath our cities, lush with fiber-optic
wire, you say. Air rich, the mountain.
Find yourselves in dungenous traps: dead-blue thou art.
Jul 27, 2015
Jul 27, 2015 at 8:38 AM UTC
Hossty mogarty
Fistral brist
Ay sluggery bithlle bat
Tinkletun misk
Foraven mo groggle
Terappitur drast
In camperidge burbow
Ill wungledon masst
Ee burbinger hoddle
Yie tungldown gossts
Am risstle oopsingen
Ter platiffer hoast
En dungledoon oppers
Woa bloaten ett ghabb
Mer tickerrn billborron
Furen dishten lab
Oct 31, 2016
Oct 31, 2016 at 3:59 AM UTC
*Woa, last evening my unicorn and i
We traveled farther and farther
farther than we've ever gone before
we traveled to a fantastical realm
through prisms of red, pink, orange
yellow, green, blue and purple
through a doorway of enchantment
to an enchanting planet of giant trees
with dragonflies as huge as eagles
and millipedes large as crocodiles
together we stood under an evening sky
of blue and admired a shooting star*
Mar 29, 2017
Mar 29, 2017 at 9:08 PM UTC
*"Nineteen trillion,
nine hundred
sixty three billion"
says the duke of finance
"Woa, that's a lot of dough"
says the king
"We need to cut back
on our spending"
Funny some court jesters
Had gathered around
To inspire the king's laugh
Yet, he made not a sound
Though they did bear witness
to the majestic king
signing a new decree
"Only the bare necessities"
And some of the people
were well pleased,
And some of the people
Protested in the streets*
Jan 22, 2017
Jan 22, 2017 at 10:32 PM UTC
said id hit you up in the morning its been 3 after the dawning and i am the sun just rising yawning,Mama Africa's children keep spawning..grow be smart try to keep in mind the world your in..man didn't save his soul because of sin its the slavery were in they've enslaved us and their kin..dey must be on that hog steady drinking gin...sky juice will have you deeper then..the price of a mine filled with the souls of 100 fold 100 gold seeking men...see when it comes to speech I can..i'll run bars pass a million stars in China land..smoking on dat cheech and chong screaming kanechi wung..grabbing the finest asian chick and pulling tongue...woa-dei sound the gong..rappin ill **** i get an A u get a B and **** you stung..all the girls say **** the boi is hung...shoot out ya left eye and poke ya lung..when i touch rhymes all thats left is stun
Apr 13, 2013
Apr 13, 2013 at 12:04 AM UTC
I had a few unfamiliar mushrooms for breakfast,
And decided to have a picnic.
I got my berry basket and plopped two foxes in it.
I then staggered to the chicken coupe,
And told the hen to tell me the truth.
“What can you do with an egg?” I asked.
“Fake it” she replied.
“I could see dat” I said, shrugging my shoulders.
I walked out of the coupe, catching shooting stars on my tongue,
When I realized, I just had a conversation with a chicken.
I suddenly felt an urge to do so many things:
I could arrest all those screwdrivers for molesting those innocent screws…
Maybe I could get a balloon to bounce!
Oh…..wait, I didn’t take a shower today….
Meh, I’ll wait till it rains.
WOA what if I had a tail!? I would so drape it over my arm.
And who wants to breathe fire when it could be milk? I LOVE MILK!
Dam…. What if I start to shrink?
Eating my hat seems to fit.
***** this!.... I’m just guna eat some spaghetti with an axe.
Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 6:16 PM UTC
Look, there goes a dog with almost his whole body
out the driver's side window
and I'm still trying to erase these mental images
from my mind
the guy in the green t'shirt
who was pulling his underwear
out of his crack earlier
And the plus size woman who's dress
blew all the way up
at CVS
Woa! Windy day surprises aren't for
the faint of heart
May 2, 2018
May 2, 2018 at 5:22 PM UTC
The world believes Mr. Best
If you want to know
He leads the town
Does he?
Its what im telling you
Tame essence
Pretty country folk
His best bed
Coat of clear / holy roman mix ups.
****** shame that any son should foil
And
Ask on his fantastical fat-thick shoes.
(Advice to those kids who insist
On getting even with Mr Best)
Chip us all the old bricks of shattered
Glass domes.
White and red. Curled acording to
Their litness
Woa sonny!
Dont raise the wind in your
Arm!
B. Stay peace full...
Give it your Best shot.
Dec 13, 2015
Dec 13, 2015 at 1:34 AM UTC