"oopsies" poems - Hello Poetry

**** mit ein(e) gernierung of... ****** MACDONALDS for the protestants MCDONALDS for the catholics... and **** the rest of it whoop di do d'ah whoopsie! **** it... i always called the IRA the ginger ninja brigade... ******* ***** ha ha! is that even permitted? like... oopsies?! oh **** the steam-roller is giving it a shot at reading the earth,.. flat... map on paper? **** me... no app.... ****** you ever navigate a car through the German Rhine roundabout? what's in it? Dortmund.. Essen... you know that constipated part of the road map of Europe... ever navigate that trippy conundrum ******** of navigation? beside me... can't speak german, won't navigate in german, no matter how many Mercedes-Benz they pump out from the Henry Ford institute of the reclining chair, supposing die krupps to be squidgy clean... i think the european translation reads: die Dortmund Ringe... das Rhine Ringe... **** allocating yourself to a rally car... navigate through that sort of German ******** achtung achtung... autobahn ende! vorwärtskreis might as well salute for a second coming of... hítlear! shaking Stevens? huh?! knee on the no contra the know: bother... the english won't know... isn't that nay? i listen to too much lawyer jargon... i'd love to listen to poetry... but... i figured... lawyers play the slight of the sly of hand that poets exasperate into toying with words to accomplish art... lawyers? the impasse of judgement? **** me! apparently the argument goes: down syndrome... psychopaths... 'ere by god's grace... much grace, my lord... too much grace... two salvation pointers: (a) i won't drink with them... (b) i won't eat with them, (c) there is no "c" that isn't a "d" that isn't an "e" "f", etc! you get a zebra... you get a null bonus! a ******* safari of an automated anti hamster Boston outfit!

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Aug 14, 2018

Aug 14, 2018 at 8:23 PM UTC

removed.polaroid-scrabble

schlang

**** mit ein(e) gernierung of... ****** MACDONALDS for the protestants MCDONALDS for the catholics... and **** the rest of it whoop di do d'ah whoopsie! **** it... i always called the IRA the ginger ninja brigade... ******* ***** ha ha! is that even permitted? like... oopsies?! oh **** the steam-roller is giving it a shot at reading the earth,.. flat... map on paper? **** me... no app.... ****** you ever navigate a car through the German Rhine roundabout? what's in it? Dortmund.. Essen... you know that constipated part of the road map of Europe... ever navigate that trippy conundrum ******** of navigation? beside me... can't speak german, won't navigate in german, no matter how many Mercedes-Benz they pump out from the Henry Ford institute of the reclining chair, supposing die krupps to be squidgy clean... i think the european translation reads: die Dortmund Ringe... das Rhine Ringe... **** allocating yourself to a rally car... navigate through that sort of German ******** achtung achtung... autobahn ende! vorwärtskreis might as well salute for a second coming of... hítlear! shaking Stevens? huh?! knee on the no contra the know: bother... the english won't know... isn't that nay? i listen to too much lawyer jargon... i'd love to listen to poetry... but... i figured... lawyers play the slight of the sly of hand that poets exasperate into toying with words to accomplish art... lawyers? the impasse of judgement? **** me! apparently the argument goes: down syndrome... psychopaths... 'ere by god's grace... much grace, my lord... too much grace... two salvation pointers: (a) i won't drink with them... (b) i won't eat with them, (c) there is no "c" that isn't a "d" that isn't an "e" "f", etc! you get a zebra... you get a null bonus! a ******* safari of an automated anti hamster Boston outfit!

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Slam dunk crash Loud sound, a thunder dome Intense clapping; it's time Michael Jordan, save us. Janus, my **** In my pants oopsies Micheal Jordan, slams and dunks.

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Oct 23, 2018

Oct 23, 2018 at 10:22 PM UTC

true-follower-of-the-scatman

Space Jam

Slam dunk crash Loud sound, a thunder dome Intense clapping; it's time Michael Jordan, save us. Janus, my **** In my pants oopsies Micheal Jordan, slams and dunks.

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The words you want to say have volleyed back and forth through my mind, leaving me to wonder when you will be brave. I ponder why you can't. I question if you ever will. But can I be brave back? Can I say those same words in response, and stand behind them fully? This particular phrase may not be tread on lightly. There are no "do-overs" or "oopsies". I may not know until we try. But I do know one thing, All good things come to those who wait.

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Mar 15, 2014

Mar 15, 2014 at 12:56 AM UTC

elizabeth-o

"I..."

The words you want to say have volleyed back and forth through my mind, leaving me to wonder when you will be brave. I ponder why you can't. I question if you ever will. But can I be brave back? Can I say those same words in response, and stand behind them fully? This particular phrase may not be tread on lightly. There are no "do-overs" or "oopsies". I may not know until we try. But I do know one thing, All good things come to those who wait.

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