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Eridan Ampora Aug 2014
I admit that in the past I was a nice guy
But I think it's time I better make a switch
So you'll find that nowadays
I've changed all my ways!
I've slaughtered, spilled their blood, oh yes a switch!
Oh Yes!
And I fortunately don't care about you
It's a feeling that I do not posses
Oh my fans, I think it's time
To end them all just like those Limes
Of all the Trolls so the story can progress

Poor Unfortunate Trolls!
In Pain,In Need!
D--> That one longing to be less Sweaty
This one wwants to get the girl
Should I help them?
NOT AT ALL!

Poor Unfortunate Trolls
So sad, so true
they come flocking to the fourth wall crying
Please Hussie, Please!
and do I help them?
NO SIR E!

Now it's happened once or twice
I did something really nice
but then next update
I RACKED EM CROSS THE COALS!

And I hear your sighs and complaints
but I simply am a Saint! (I made them after all)
To these Poor Unfortunate Trolls

---

Every Troll in either Session will be Slaughtered!
There's a lot of trolls to ****, that's for sure.
The Kids in either session may stay
but I will **** them another day
and if they die then they'll go god tier *yawn
bore

Until you all adore you Huss
say goodbye since Haitus, my dear fans
In a sweep, and a song
the story will move along
and the pain, yes the pain will start again!

Come on you
Poor Unfortunate Fans
Go ahead
hail your Huss!
I'm the creator
Their Maker
and I've got Eternal life*

If you speak against me
then boohoo

You Poor Unfortunate Trolls
Life *****, for you
If you want to go adventuring
then you have to pay the toll

**** it up and get to dying for me
since I'm in full control!
And with my precious power, dear
All their heads will roll!

These
POOR
UNFORTUNATE
TROLLS!~
*Lime Bloods, they're all dead btw
The one who longs to be less Sweaty is Equius, thats why I put the Bow and Arrow. And Eridan Ampora is the one wwho wwants to get the girl. The --- part is where Dialouge which I'll fix later, comment some lines and I'll thank ya for em Plus I found the center option! WOO,
**read this as agan, not again.
***Inside Joke about Andrew
Megan Grace Apr 2015
i like that you make
me drive slow, that
you remind me to
take smaller steps,
that you do not hold
me like you're at all
worried i'll fall apart
in your grasp.
i like it when you
call me "sweetheart"
Mateuš Conrad Jan 2023
that depiction of  a scene in Marie-Antoinette...
between
Louis-Stanislas, Comte de Provence -
brother to Louis XVI...
    who would become Louis XVIII
and his wife...
        Princess Maria Giuseppina of Savoy...
where she nagging him to provide
her with a child to stop pestering him
from doing... whatever it was that he was
doing... him remarking...
get your ugly face out of my moon light!

whether it is true via a fictional depiction:
never mind that!
i can trace back to the scene where
both of them are lying in bed
and he's trying to get a *******:
god, that face, there is nothing worse
than an ugly smile on a woman
and i have seen some ugly smiles on women:
beautiful women with ugly smiles...
ugly women with very beautiful
smiles, the paradox...

so he's jerking off while she interrupts
him implying: a man beating a dead horse...
checks under the cover:
well... a dead mouse...
woman's violence thus worded...
subtle, cunning, satanic -
grown-women and the supposed forever-infantile
state of man's mind:
to hunt, to explore to merely exist
by the sustenance of thought alone...
well... she did arrive from Savoy:
which i finally found out was part of Italy
with a Frida Kahlo monobrow and
a 9am moustache shadow beneath her nose...
***-fluff... well... no wonder:
i don't expect Elizabeth I of England
was much to look at...
    perhaps if Picasso hid her in his cubistic
monstrosities of fake-geometry handling...

in which direction?
only last Sunday... what a shift!
i was escorting about 8 police officers
to these two disgruntled women...
woman and daughter...
apparently these two "gangsters" were
threatening them... threatened them with knives...
with balaclava gang-members coming
to the ice-rink to "sort them out"...
something was fishy...
the daughter looked alright...
almost perfect physiognomy...
but the mother's ears... wonky...
i'd be more proud to have the ears of a rugby
player than those ears...
myopic... sickly looking...

me and the police officers managed to find them
bring them down for questioning /
give incident reports...

prior to these two gangsters, "gangsters"
came up to me asking: 'are you the security guard?'
yup... they started chatting to me
before the two women launched at me
with criteria unheard of...
i'm final on this point...
women to me are semi-solipsistic...
they don't even know it...
they don't know it when they wear a mask
of pretending but as quick as honestly
comes unapologetic and demands
impartial equilibration of getting to know
the situation: the mask... sort of... slips...
a lying woman is hardly an architect...
there's only the initial shock of a lie that
she figures will pass-on and through
and will be believed when she makes
a sloppy second stab on any given matter
in the vicinity of the original (lie)...

      this duo should have been ashamed!
truly! a mother and daughter double act
is the worst kind... a father could never persuade
a son to follow suit... but a mother can always
(seemingly) persuade her daughter to replicate
terrible behaviour...

in this instance? the "gangsters"...
when the police officers were questioning the women
i went up back to the ice rink to pick them out...
they were sitting in the polar opposite location
to the women...
"gangsters"...
      as i extended my index finger and asked
them to come with me downstairs
(tugging at an invisible fish-line)
i told them they were not in trouble...
the worst that might happen to them was...
they might get a free police escort home...
a free ride home...
names? Freddie and Georgie...

      turns out these "gangsters" were two
13 year old boys... 13 they said: they looked more
like 8... then again... at least one came from
a single-mother household and had
two older brothers and a younger sister...
under-nourished kid... i looked 13 when i was
8 looking at them...

the women were questioned giving fictional
statements: most probably...
i just sat down with Freddie and Georgie
and talked... this, that... and the other...
Georgie was named Georgie because he was
born on St. George's Day...
Freddie? that's short for Fredrick...
my "supervisor" interrupted me:
no! no one calls their children Fredrick...
it's Freddie...
then Freddie jumped in: i'm sometimes called
Frederico! hey presto!
that's not Friedrich... it's Frederick in Spanish...

huh? what's this? English language trying
to attempt the diminutive form of endearment
by shortening a person's name?
Fredrick becomes Freddie...
Edith becomes Edie...
Matthew becomes Matt
Peter becomes Pete
Samuel becomes Sam
Alexander becomes Alex?!
that's not a diminutive form... nor is it some
variation of endearment that diminutive form
exacts...

zdrobnienie...
        and if this supposed "diminutive" exists
in English... English is too rigid in its form of words...
attache of suffixes -less and -ness and -lessness...
as if something is missing rather than merely shrunk...

in ****** it's thoroughly apparent among nouns,
not merely in given names of people...
e.g. it's not simply Matthew becomes Matt...
i.e. where's the door, door prior...
to wipe my shoes on, i.e. the doormat?
it's ugly! it's horribly self-assured in faking
the diminutive approach...

spread across all, ALL nouns...
sun: słońce
little sun: słoneczko
river: rzeka
little river: rzeczka...

oh! ah ha ha! today i heard the car manufacturer
correct its pronunciation of a letter...
the Czech manufacturer SKODA
actually bothered to stress the Jan Huss'
demand for caron (crown) atop the S...
i actually heard SHKODA...
            crown in Czech... a rugby goalpost
in English... one arm of the Tetragrammaton...
otherwise a: H = Z in ******...
  ŠKODA = szkoda (pity) = oh well...
  oh well = pity... oh well ≠ oops...

and what has English to give "us" when it comes
to the diminutive form? ugliness...
ugliness of names...
Frankie, this lesbian coworker of mine
who, oddly enough has a child... a daughter:
so she wasn't a lesbian all along...
but now she's a butch lesbian...
muscular, i asked her how long it took her to
get a six-pack... 3 months...
she's looking for a gym-rat buddy...
she was thinking of me...
a mohawk haircut... not terribly attractive...
but... what, a, gorgeous, smile!
my "supervisor" giggled about gay-conversion
therapy with her...
Frankie = Francesca... now... correct me if i'm wrong...
Francesca sounds ace of spades ****...
Frankie... gender-neutral is...
like the rest of a gender-neutral world-view...
thing thing thing thing thing thing thing nothing
nothing thing thing thing thing thing thing
anemia
thing thing thing thing anemic thing(s): nothing
thing cube *** asexuality thing thing thing
black thing thing thing thing white thing thing
thing, thing thing thing, nothing, thinking thing
thinking nothing (god); thing thing thing -
but that's English for you... other European
languages have the masculine and the feminine
form... you couldn't get away with transgenderism
in any other language: except for English...
the grammar allows for this phenomenon to take
place! thing thing thing thing...
i know that the French would agree with me...
the Moon is male... the Sun is female...
in English there's a forced-vagueness associated
with gendering "things"... nouns...
loosely, borrowing from Latin:
Luna is a girl's name... alias of the Moon...
and Sol is a boy's name... alias of the Sun...

    the words themselves have a trickle of hope
for gendering objects according to ***...
the Moon in the English instance is a male...
even though he was given a female name prior
and the Sun is a female even though she was
given a male name prior, prior id est in Latin...

i don't think it's enough to simply speak a language:
a parrot can speak a language of human "concerns"
if the precursor of women talking all giddy to an AI
chat bot in the form of SIRI is anything to go by
the engineers must have thought of a parrot...
Hello Polly... Polly wants a *******...
that's how the advent of "intelligence" probably
emerged: simulation of the marriage of
a parrot and an echo...

        it's not enough to speak a language...
there's more to language than simply speaking it:
there's also the aspect of: knowing it...
digging trenches... i don't want to require of myself
to know the grammatical-categorical beside
the clarifying distinctions of what a noun is:
what a verb is... adverb... but then i gloss over
and forget the categorisation of words...
i know what a locksmith knows:
I = key
      O = keyhole
        Φ = I + O = i put a key into a keyhole
i turn the key:
                  I + / + O = Θ
upon turning the key the door U opens:
  Ψ! whether that's Poseidon's trident
or whether that's what psychologists
of today spew: the non-existence of god
and the self: "self" riddled by some
variation of Damocleses' sword...
      authority of thought within the confines
of: ought-i?!

      i walk through... i doubt i will have any serious
readers in this language...
it will take me... at least a bout of gangrene
of blue mingling with green and gold
to arrive at my resting plateau of hope that's
Paris... my love for Paris...
my love of being a stupid 18 year old...
  
wouldn't you believe: i think it was forever a
stupid affair to translate Finnegans Wake into
any language beside the original:
which is literally not so much original as:
originally muddled... since how many languages
are borrowed?

i sat with the "gangsters" until the end: beginning
of their ordeal... i too was given the police-taxi
back home once upon a time...
but then again that time i was given a free-ride
home... some clever ****** thought it was absolutely
necessary that i get alcohol poisoning
in a Seven King's nightclub by the roundabout...
with the floor... sickly sweet covered by carpets...
warm ***** and orange juice... ugh...
i stepped off the bus and collapsed
onto the pavement... i was woken up by
a helpless bystander and a police-officer...
subsequently taken home in a cage...

shameless women... mother & daughter...
but here i was, the "security guard"... trying to explain
to the boys: i know its not fair...
i know... i know... the women will be believed first...
Sally Challen - walked free after killing her
"abusive" husband with a hammer-blow
to the head... i wish Richard (Challen)
was bitten by a hammerhead shark...
  i truly do...
        at least the shark would have been hungry...
**** knows what Sally's inferno of thinking
conjured up prior... it's hardly decent to believe
women... these days... i'd rather play a poker
face gambit on the truthfulness of children...
at least with children there's no ****** inference
bias up to... well... that "bias" ends once they
(the girls) enter a medieval plump *** distinction...
14... maybe 13...
          
      confirmed though...
  once the boys were sent home this other woman
approached me and my "supervisor" and mentioned
an ongoing scenario with the "inbreds"...
a female ******* ring? hmm... maybe...
      Freddie! i know it's unfair... i know...
ladies first... i know she has chicken-nugget looking
ears... she looks like she was born from
a lust of her uncle for her mother and yet
her daughter is some random quickie-fix
while she banked on pure luck... i know, i know...
i'll sit this one out with you...

Frankie in the meantime was planning a date with her
new found ****-loves-**** relationship...
her girlfriend from... near Oxford(?)
was supposed to come down to see the ice hockey match...
already booked a room in the hotel...
but then apparently the girlfriend's car started leaking oil...
so Frankie was left walking alone to an alone-hotel-room
while the gay-conversion jokes rained...
butch *****: but a smile that could melt
any ****-disciple...
              i said my bye-byes and pretended to go home,
early...
did i? nope..

i decided to test my limp-biscuit "problem"...
i went to the brothel...
who was available? only one... the girl with the first
letter: L... not Linda...
i asked for her description: the blonde one...
ah... that one... the one that thinks she ultra-SPAZ
SPACE-X "special"... i'm spezial *** too!
the one into body augmentation...
first her **** wouldn't fit... too small...
prior to the first: 0... i.e. her lips weren't purse enough...
pout not enough bloom of a baboon's ***...
fine fine...

oh i hate pretending to be a Catholic priest
in a brothel... do i have a rubber ear or something?
are these confessions?!
i must be a Catholic priest of sorts: of imitation....
do you know a Catholic "priest"
that doesn't ask for a confession from a *******
after she performs oral *** on him...
and subsequently spews all that "life is crap"
*******?
      last time i heard Catholic priests were ferocious
anti-*** pro-*** with the choir boys...
one **** in one ear one **** out the other...
there are at least three avenues of the "tested"
woman... the vaginal approach...
the **** and the oral... hey presto! your *******
"trinity"... i'm not going to stop *******:
what i didn't receive in my glorified youth
i will not spare in my old age...
beat the child who discovered self-pleasuring
aged 8... before the production of *****
with what he said: "that funny sensation":
not, NOT: feeling... sensation... the tingling
of the choir of Eunuchs...
before the production of ***** arrived...
to squirt...

i write in English... i might have English readers...
me? i'm waiting for French translators...
i don't care one iota over a fabric of fractions
of I/O = an iota over a omicron:
joke in Latin: what's an Ψ without an iota?
an Upsilon or an Omega?
watch the curvatures...
and the sinking ship of a ship that was
never supposed to sail... Ω + I = bow down...
exfoliate: psychology:
logic of soul & the non-existence of god
or soul...
Enlightenment? Renaissance or:
Re-convalescence?
                oh... right... right... this be the first?
the times of the first illness of
post-colonial capitalistic restructuring having
defeated the "ancient" enemy of the communist
harpie-up: rouse-down...
    
solo-project "detail-lost detail-friendly"
advertisements... must be a island-dwelling folk
"thing"... hence the persistent writing of English history:
the Norman invasion: must be celebrated!
the Anglo-Saxon lineage must be celebrated!
via pity, pillage, **** and... unwanted women!
i don't want to mingle with these native women!
i'm here like a kindred hope of:
sending a postcard from Hawaii...
thinking about a beauty from Grenoble...
while at the same time having a burning effigy
of a girl from St. Petersburg...
but rather succumbing to the magnet of a pair
of eyes from the Carpathian region of Moldova...

me? i just landed the prize of writing within the confines
of the Medieval version of the Lingua Franca...
English is the language of commerce...
i know it tries to: in vain... to be this insomnia tongue
of the former British Empire...
spoken "elsewhere": everywhere...
but no... pockets of resistance...
Kashmir... teach those sieving through
poppy-mud the artefacts of Braille in Arabic
concerning the region having giving
Alexander the Great the grand limp **** of
a sword with a sheaf of Afghanistan...
how those men must have loved those women...
terribly not surprised that i don't love
those in my vicinity...

                expandable in times of war...
now? expandable in times of peace...
                if not turning one's bright cheeks for
some **** slapping: turning into a quasi-celibate monster
listening to prostitutes telling me of their woes...
thanking me for listening to them...
with L: her ******* done, her lips done...
next? her liposuction belly and arms...
not the effort of exercise in sight...
the quickie monstrosity...
then her teeth: i showed her my clearly aligned teeth
like the stampede of the Polish-Lithuanian
hussars before the siege of Vienna...
      smile: clearly aligned constellation of stars...

two women in the past have revealed dreams about
me they had that came true:
Ilona - she actually sketched it...
and showed it to me...
i was standing in a Judas' pose with my back turned
before her kneeling: arms outstretched
as if to be crucified...
long hair... naked upper body...
holding a sword in my right hand:
that's before the Russian invasion
    of Ukraine... before i wandered into the forest
and found my Cossack shashka...

another dream: displaying photographs of girls
before Danielle... apparently i was happy...
that last email i received from Danielle was
almost 7 years ago...
i think i'll send her a reply...
          
          it might be almost a decade apart...
compliment? hardly...
          but i guess that's how we always were:
why oh why Disney took the reins on
the imagination of youngsters and not
something from Studio Ghibli...
  America is decadent: pederastic...
America was a borrowed civilisation:
hence? its short-lived stature of a status of
faking civilisation: via: "culture"...
its culture is parasitic...
          America has no civilisational focus...
its an extension of Europe...
in times when Europe doesn't appreciate
"said" extensions...
China is a civilisation...
Russia and India are civilisations...
America is a culture...
it's not a civilisation...
              
          America is a culture-state
whereas China is a civilisation-state...
power-hungry-mongrels... god help us if they become
fiendish pseudo-Mongols!
America would require for Europe to
disappear: and for that to be the case:
it must... Europe must burden itself
with an ethnic anemia for America
for "become" a civilisation...
      
              whatever the "Jew" failed to employ
in his exile in Europe will not:
doubly will not achieve in North America...
Marcus Garvey or H. P. Lovecraft bedbug-love-buddies
aligned...
              struck by the wave of heightened:
wow! the Arabs joked about Moses and the 40
years in the desert... no wonder the camel-jockeys
never left... waiting for dragons of myth
to turn into dinosaur sludge post-locomotive
crescendo of wealth!

      my ***** your ***** anyone's AI bore...
that's globalism: the free-market free-world
enterprise... except for:
what's outside the realm of orbits...
in the vacuum: in the unknown:
clearly now known:
there are foundations: there are restrictions...
there are forests worth of the impaled that
suffered worse fates than the "supposed"
ultimatums of gods unto men with those
that were crucified... please! spare me!

boo! who?! boo! who?!
i might write in English...
but i'm not English...
i'm not exactly happy about an English speaking
audience... i'm waiting for the translators...
i'll be dead before my wishes come
true...and all the better... given
the climate of the currency of these times:
i.e. wasting each and each other's time...
while solidifying an abstraction
of prisoner enactment of "safe" space!
bah!

oh woo woo... quote me a sea that didn't woo
a river into its basin of:
the challenge of horizon:
how does the water of the sea disparage itself
from the water of the river:
and: with those floating cauliflowers of
clouds... allow for the reign of rain
to come and give man of the land
the beauty of spring and the harvest of summer
and of autumn... and the melancholy of
the darkened nights of winter
where the libido is so frail?
Andika Putra Jul 2019
dibalang diam
dibalang hari
dibalang senja
dibalang malam
dibalang; huss
dibalang tck
tck
tck
dibalang  jiwa dibalang
garis
ia
dibalang
abang-ia
dibalang
itam
dibalang murka
dibalang
arah
dibalut
sikut
diingkari DADA
dibelai jumpa
leburnya
pada
abu serapah
/semoga.
(kah ia?)
Tasikmalaya, 2018
J'ai ri d'abord.
J'étais dans mon champ plein de roses.
J'errais. Âme attentive au clair-obscur des choses,
Je vois au fond de tout luire un vague flambeau.
C'était le matin, l'heure où le bois se fait beau,
Où la nature semble une immense prunelle
Éblouie, ayant Dieu presque visible en elle.
Pour faire fête à l'aube, au bord des flots dormants,
Les ronces se couvraient d'un tas de diamants ;
Les brins d'herbe coquets mettaient toutes leurs perles ;
La mer chantait ; les geais causaient avec les merles ;
Les papillons volaient du cytise au myrtil.
Entre un ami. - Bonjour. Savez-vous ? Me dit-il,
On vient de vous brûler sur la place publique.
- Où ça ? - Dans un pays honnête et catholique.
- Je le suppose. - Peste ! Ils vous ont pris vivant
Dans un livre où l'on voit le bagne et le couvent,
Vous ont brûlé, vous diable et juif, avec esclandre,
Ensuite ils ont au vent fait jeter votre cendre.
- Il serait peu décent qu'il en fût autrement.
Mais quand ça ? - L'autre jour. En Espagne. - Vraiment.
- Ils ont fait cuire au bout de leur grande pincette
Myriel, Jean ValJean, Marius et Cosette,
Vos Misérables, vous, toute votre âme enfin.
Vos êtes un de ceux dont Escobar a faim.
Vous voilà quelque peu grillé comme Voltaire.
- Donc j'ai chaud en Espagne et froid en Angleterre.
Tel est mon sort. - La chose est dans tous les journaux.
Ah ! Si vous n'étiez pas chez ces bons huguenots !
L'ennui, c'est qu'on ne peut jusqu'ici vous poursuivre.
Ne pouvant rôtir l'homme, on a flambé le livre.

- C'est le moins. - Vous voyez d'ici tous les détails.
De gros bonshommes noirs devant de grands portails,
Un feu, de quoi brûler une bibliothèque.
- Un évêque m'a fait cet honneur ! - Un évêque ?
Morbleu ! Pour vous damner ils se sont assemblés,
Et ce n'est pas un seul, c'est tous. ? Vous me comblez. -
Et nous rions.

Et puis je rentre, et je médite.
Ils en sont là.

Du temps de Vénus Aphrodite,
Parfois, seule, écoutant on ne sait quelles voix,
La déesse errait nue et blanche au fond des bois ;
Elle marchait tranquille, et sa beauté sans voiles,
Ses cheveux faits d'écume et ses yeux faits d'étoiles,
Étaient dans la forêt comme une vision ;
Cependant, retenant leur respiration,
Voyant au **** passer cette clarté, les faunes
S'approchaient ; l'ægipan, le satyre aux yeux jaunes,
Se glissaient en arrière ivres d'un vil désir,
Et brusquement tendaient le bras pour la saisir,
Et le bois frissonnait, et la surnaturelle,
Pâle, se retournait sentant leur main sur elle.
Ainsi, dans notre siècle aux mirages trompeurs,
La conscience humaine a d'étranges stupeurs ;
Lumineuse, elle marche en notre crépuscule,
Et tout à coup, devant le faune, elle recule.
Tartuffe est là, nouveau Satan d'un autre éden.
Nous constatons dans l'ombre, à chaque instant, soudain,
Le vague allongement de quelque griffe infâme
Et l'essai ténébreux de nous prendre notre âme.
L'esprit humain se sent tâté par un bourreau.
Mais doucement. On jette au noir quemadero
Ce qu'on peut, mais plus **** on fera mieux peut-être,
Et votre meurtrier est timide ; il est prêtre.
Il vous demanderait presque permission.
Il allume un brasier, fait sa procession,
Met des bûches au feu, du bitume au cilice,
Soit ; mais si gentiment qu'après votre supplice
Vous riez.

Grillandus n'est plus que Loyola.
Vous lui dites : ma foi, c'est drôle. Touchez là.

Eh bien, riez. C'est bon. Attendez, imbéciles !
Lui qui porte en ses yeux l'âme des noirs Basiles,
Il rit de vous voir rire. Il est Vichnou, Mithra,
Teutatès, et ce feu pour rire grandira.
Ah ! Vous criez : bravo ! Ta rage est ma servante.
Brûle mes livres. Bien, très bien ! Pousse à la vente !
Et lui songe. Il se dit : - La chose a réussi.
Quand le livre est brûlé, l'écrivain est roussi.
La suite à demain. - Vous, vous raillez. Il partage
Votre joie, avec l'air d'un prêtre de Carthage.
Il dit : leur cécité toujours me protégea.
Sa mâchoire, qui rit encor, vous mord déjà.
N'est-ce pas ? Ce brûleur avec bonté nous traite,
Et son autodafé n'est qu'une chaufferette !
Ah ! Les vrais tourbillons de flamme auront leur tour.
En elle, comme un œuf contient le grand vautour,
La petite étincelle a l'incendie énorme.
Attendez seulement que la France s'endorme,
Et vous verrez.

Peut-on calculer le chemin
Que ferait pas à pas, hier, aujourd'hui, demain,
L'effroyable tortue avec ses pieds fossiles ?
Qui sait ? Bientôt peut-être on aura des conciles !
On entendra, qui sait ? Un homme dire à Dieu :
- L'infaillible, c'est moi. Place ! Recule un peu. -
Quoi ! Recommence-t-on ? Ciel ! Serait-il possible
Que l'homme redevînt pâture, proie et cible !
Et qu'on revît les temps difformes ! Qu'on revît
Le double joug qui tue autant qu'il asservit !
Qu'on revît se dresser sur le globe, vil bouge,
Près du sceptre d'airain la houlette en fer rouge !
Nos pères l'ont subi, ce double pouvoir-là !
Nuit ! Mort ! Melchisédech compliqué d'Attila !
Ils ont vu sur leurs fronts, eux parias sans nombre,
Le côte à côte affreux des deux sceptres dans l'ombre ;
Ils entendaient leur foudre au fond du firmament,
Moins effrayante encor que leur chuchotement.
- Prends les peuples, César. - Toi, Pierre, prends les âmes.
- Prends la pourpre, César. - Mais toi, qu'as-tu ? - Les flammes.
- Et puis ? - Cela suffit. - Régnons.

Âges hideux !
L'homme blanc, l'homme sombre. Ils sont un. Ils sont deux.
Là le guerrier, ici le pontife ; et leurs suites,
Confesseurs, massacreurs, tueurs, bourreaux, jésuites !
Ô deuil ! Sur les bûchers et les sanbenitos
Rome a, quatre cents ans, braillé son vil pathos,
Jetant sur l'univers terrifié qui souffre
D'une main l'eau bénite et de l'autre le soufre.
Tous ces prêtres portaient l'affreux masque aux trous noirs ;
Leurs mitres ressemblaient dans l'ombre aux éteignoirs ;
Ils ont été la Nuit dans l'obscur moyen-âge ;
Ils sont tout prêts à faire encor ce personnage,
Et jusqu'en notre siècle, à cette heure engourdi,
On les verrait, avec leur torche en plein midi,
Avec leur crosse, avec leurs bedeaux, populace,
Reparaître et rentrer, s'ils trouvaient de la place
Pour passer, ô Voltaire, entre Jean-Jacques et toi !

Non, non, non ! Reculez, faux pouvoir, fausse foi !
Oh ! La Rome des frocs ! Oh ! L'Espagne des moines !
Disparaissez ! Prêcheurs captant les patrimoines !
Bonnets carrés ! Camails ! Capuchons ! Clercs ! Abbés !
Tas d'horribles fronts bas, tonsurés ou nimbés !
Ô mornes visions du tison et du glaive !

Exécrable passé qui toujours se relève
Et sur l'humanité se dresse menaçant !
Saulx-Tavanne, écumant une écume de sang,
Criant : égorgez tout ! Dieu fera le triage !
La juive de seize ans brûlée au mariage
De Charles deux avec Louise d'Orléans,
Et dans l'autodafé plein de brasiers béants
Offerte aux fiancés comme un cierge de noce ;
Campanella brisé par l'église féroce ;
Jordan Bruno lié sous un ruisseau de poix
Qui ronge par sa flamme et creuse par son poids ;
D'Albe qui dans l'horreur des bûchers se promène
Séchant sa main sanglante à cette braise humaine ;
Galilée abaissant ses genoux repentants ;
La place d'Abbeville où Labarre à vingt ans,
Pour avoir chansonné toute cette canaille,
Eut la langue arrachée avec une tenaille,
Et hurla dans le feu, tordant ses noirs moignons ;
Le marché de Rouen dont les sombres pignons
Ont le rouge reflet de ton supplice, ô Jeanne !
Huss brûlé par Martin, l'aigle tué par l'âne ;
Farnèse et Charles-Quint, Grégoire et Sigismond,
Toujours ensemble assis comme au sommet d'un mont,
À leurs pieds toute l'âme humaine épouvantée
Sous cet effrayant Dieu qui fait le monde athée ;
Ce passé m'apparaît ! Vous me faites horreur,
Croulez, toi monstre pape, et toi monstre empereur !
JidosReality Sep 2016
I remember wen I walked onto albert road, I was this mix race stubby funny looking toad.I wonder'd around lost with no were to go.

I walked and I looked and came across this Fox, he said his name was Sam but they called him Fat Fox, he whispered in my ear! Than kissed me on the chick! told me that Albert road and poetry needed me.

And than something magical seemed to have happened, I went from a toad to a poet addicted to writing. I stopped and I listened and was shocked at wat I could see, 

A dog with one eye! A One eyed Dog trying to get free, now the sounds it was making it was never barking or growling, it sounded so strange stuck on a corner watching! 

A strange sight to my eyes I decided to keep on walking, I found my self fishing on Albert road whilst thinking, I cought some bass some cod with a bag of pickle onions I was using.

This goose than approached me asked if I had some bread to give it? I said yes I do! come along with me let's move qweekly.

I took it to this place that I had seeing this guy earlier! His name was Alberrito a mexican lost in a bottle of Tequila. He gave it some bread the Goose passed out qweekly! 

He laughed out so loud said the feast will began shortly, so i called my friend Sam! You know that guy they call the Fat Fox, we all sat at the table and fed our bellys with this roasted Goose that ended up Lost. 

The scraps we were dropping, Little Jonny was eating, see he was a Jack-Russell so hungry and needy. 

And at the end of the feast! The Mexican, And the Fox And the Toad that became a Poet made our way to Huss "House"

We sat there drinking pills-Ners staring out of the window, The Good Politician across the road could only wish that he knew us.  

JidosReality 15.5.16
#JidosReality Poemn is about all the pubs named after animals on Albert Road Portsmouth, thought it would be a nice qwerky poem.
« Vraiment, notre siècle est étrangement délicat. S'imagine-t-il donc que la
cendre des bûchers soit totalement éteinte ? qu'il n'en soit pas resté le plus
petit tison pour allumer une seule torche ? Les insensés ! en nous appelant
jésuites, ils croient nous couvrir d'opprobre ! Mais ces jésuites leur réservent
la censure, un bâillon et du feu... Et, un jour, ils seront les maîtres de leurs maîtres... »

(Le Père ROOTHAAN, général des Jésuites, à la conférence de CHIÉRI.)


Ils ont dit : « Nous serons les vainqueurs et les maîtres.
Soldats par la tactique et par la robe prêtres,
Nous détruirons progrès, lois, vertus, droits, talents.
Nous nous ferons un fort avec tous ces décombres,
Et pour nous y garder, comme des dogues sombres,
Nous démusèlerons les préjugés hurlants.

« Oui, l'échafaud est bon ; la guerre est nécessaire ;
Acceptez l'ignorance, acceptez la misère ;
L'enfer attend l'orgueil du tribun triomphant ;
L'homme parvient à l'ange en passant par la buse.
Notre gouvernement fait de force et de ruse
Bâillonnera le père, abrutira l'enfant.

« Notre parole, hostile au siècle qui s'écoule,
Tombera de la chaire en flocons sur la foule
Elle refroidira les cœurs irrésolus,
Y glacera tout germe utile ou salutaire,
Et puis elle y fondra comme la neige à terre,
Et qui la cherchera ne la trouvera plus.

« Seulement un froid sombre aura saisi les âmes ;
Seulement nous aurons tué toutes les flammes
Et si quelqu'un leur crie, à ces français d'alors
Sauvez la liberté pour qui luttaient vos pères !
Ils riront, ces français sortis de nos repaires,
De la liberté morte et de leurs pères morts.

« Prêtres, nous écrirons sur un drapeau qui brille
- Ordre, Religion, Propriété, Famille. -
Et si quelque bandit, corse, juif ou payen,
Vient nous aider avec le parjure à la bouche,
Le sabre aux dents, la torche au poing, sanglant, farouche
Volant et massacrant, nous lui dirons : c'est bien !

« Vainqueurs, fortifiés aux lieux inabordables,
Nous vivrons arrogants, vénérés, formidables.
Que nous importe au fond Christ, Mahomet, Mithra !
Régner est notre but, notre moyen proscrire.
Si jamais ici-bas on entend notre rire,
Le fond obscur du cœur de l'homme tremblera.

« Nous garrotterons l'âme au fond d'une caverne.
Nations, l'idéal du peuple qu'on gouverne,
C'est le moine d'Espagne ou le fellah du Nil.
À bas l'esprit ! à bas le droit ! vive l'épée !
Qu'est-ce que la pensée ? une chienne échappée.
Mettons Jean-Jacques au bagne et Voltaire au chenil.

« Si l'esprit se débat, toujours nous l'étouffâmes.
Nous parlerons tout bas à l'oreille des femmes.
Nous aurons les pontons, l'Afrique, le Spielberg.
Les vieux bûchers sont morts, nous les ferons revivre
N'y pouvant jeter l'homme, on y jette le livre ;
À défaut de Jean Huss, nous brûlons Gutenberg.

« Et quant à la raison, qui prétend juger Rome,
Flambeau qu'allume Dieu sous le crâne de l'homme,
Dont s'éclairait Socrate et qui guidait Jésus,
Nous, pareils au voleur qui se glisse et qui rampe,
Et commence en entrant par éteindre la lampe,
En arrière et furtifs, nous soufflerons dessus.

« Alors dans l'âme humaine obscurité profonde.
Sur le néant des cœurs le vrai pouvoir se fonde.
Tout ce que nous voudrons, nous le ferons sans bruit.
Pas un souffle de voix, pas un battement d'aile
Ne remuera dans l'ombre, et notre citadelle
Sera comme une tour plus noire que la nuit.

« Nous régnerons. La tourbe obéit comme l'onde.
Nous serons tout-puissants, nous régirons le monde
Nous posséderons tout, force, gloire et bonheur ;
Et nous ne craindrons rien, n'ayant ni foi ni règles...  »
- Quand vous habiteriez la montagne des aigles,
Je vous arracherais de là, dit le Seigneur !

Le 8 novembre 1852, à Jersey
I.

Sur la terre, tantôt sable, tantôt savane,
L'un à l'autre liés en longue caravane,
Echangeant leur pensée en confuses rumeurs,
Emmenant avec eux les lois, les faits, les mœurs,
Les esprits, voyageurs éternels, sont en marche.
L'un porte le drapeau, les autres portent l'arche ;
Ce saint voyage a nom Progrès. De temps en temps,
Ils s'arrêtent, rêveurs, attentifs, haletants,
Puis repartent. En route ! ils s'appellent, ils s'aident,
Ils vont ! Les horizons aux horizons succèdent,
Les plateaux aux plateaux, les sommets aux sommets.
On avance toujours, on n'arrive jamais.
À chaque étape un guide accourt à leur rencontre ;
Quand Jean Huss disparaît, Luther pensif se montre
Luther s'en va, Voltaire alors prend le flambeau
Quand Voltaire s'arrête, arrive Mirabeau.
Ils sondent, pleins d'espoir, une terre inconnue
À chaque pas qu'on fait, la brume diminue ;
Ils marchent, sans quitter des yeux un seul instant
Le terme du voyage et l'asile où l'on tend,
Point lumineux au fond d'une profonde plaine,
La Liberté sacrée, éclatante et lointaine,
La Paix dans le travail, l'universel *****,
L'Idéal, ce grand but, Mecque du genre humain.

Plus ils vont, plus la foi les pousse et les exalte.

Pourtant, à de certains moments, lorsqu'on fait halte,
Que la fatigue vient, qu'on voit le jour blêmir,
Et qu'on a tant marché qu'il faut enfin dormir,
C'est l'instant où le Mal, prenant toutes les formes,
Morne oiseau, vil reptile ou monstre aux bonds énormes,
Chimère, préjugé, mensonge ténébreux,
C'est l'heure où le Passé, qu'ils laissent derrière eux,
Voyant dans chacun d'eux une proie échappée,
Surprend la caravane assoupie et campée,
Et, sortant hors de l'ombre et du néant profond,
Tâche de ressaisir ces esprits qui s'en vont.

II.

Le jour baisse ; on atteint quelque colline chauve
Que l'âpre solitude entoure, immense et fauve,
Et dont pas même un arbre, une roche, un buisson
Ne coupe l'immobile et lugubre horizon ;
Les tchaouchs, aux lueurs des premières étoiles,
Piquent des pieux en terre et déroulent les toiles ;
En cercle autour du camp les feux sont allumés,
Il est nuit. Gloire à Dieu ! voyageurs las, dormez.

Non, veillez ! car autour de vous tout se réveille.
Ecoutez ! écoutez ! debout ! prêtez l'oreille !
Voici qu'à la clarté du jour zodiacal,
L'épervier gris, le singe obscène, le chacal,
Les rats abjects et noirs, les belettes, les fouines,
Nocturnes visiteurs des tentes bédouines,
L'hyène au pas boiteux qui menace et qui fuit,
Le tigre au crâne plat où nul instinct ne luit,
Dont la férocité ressemble à de la joie,
Tous, les oiseaux de deuil et les bêtes de proie,
Vers le feu rayonnant poussant d'étranges voix,
De tous les points de l'ombre arrivent à la fois.
Dans la brume, pareils aux brigands qui maraudent,
Bandits de la nature, ils sont tous là qui rôdent.

Le foyer se reflète aux yeux des léopards.
Fourmillement terrible ! on voit de toutes parts
Des prunelles de braise errer dans les ténèbres.
La solitude éclate en hurlements funèbres.
Des pierres, des fossés, des ravins tortueux,
De partout, sort un bruit farouche et monstrueux.
Car lorsqu'un pas humain pénètre dans ces plaines,
Toujours, à l'heure où l'ombre épanche ses haleines,
Où la création commence son concert,
Le peuple épouvantable et rauque du désert,
Horrible et bondissant sous les pâles nuées,
Accueille l'homme avec des cris et des huées.
Bruit lugubre ! chaos des forts et des petits
Cherchant leur proie avec d'immondes appétits !
L'un glapit, l'autre rit, miaule, aboie, ou gronde.
Le voyageur invoque en son horreur profonde
Ou son saint musulman ou son patron chrétien.

Soudain tout fait silence et l'on n'entend plus rien.

Le tumulte effrayant cesse, râles et plaintes
Meurent comme des voix par l'agonie éteintes,
Comme si, par miracle et par enchantement,
Dieu même avait dans l'ombre emporté brusquement
Renards, singes, vautours, le tigre, la panthère,
Tous ces monstres hideux qui sont sur notre terre
Ce que sont les démons dans le monde inconnu.
Tout se tait.

Le désert est muet, vaste et nu.
L'œil ne voit sous les cieux que l'espace sans borne.

Tout à coup, au milieu de ce silence morne
Qui monte et qui s'accroît de moment en moment,
S'élève un formidable et long rugissement !

C'est le lion.

III.

Il vient, il surgit où vous êtes,
Le roi sauvage et roux des profondeurs muettes !

Il vient de s'éveiller comme le soir tombait,
Non, comme le loup triste, à l'odeur du gibet,
Non, comme le jaguar, pour aller dans les havres
Flairer si la tempête a jeté des cadavres,
Non, comme le chacal furtif et hasardeux,
Pour déterrer la nuit les morts, spectres hideux,
Dans quelque champ qui vit la guerre et ses désastres ;
Mais pour marcher dans l'ombre à la clarté des astres.
Car l'azur constellé plaît à son œil vermeil ;
Car Dieu fait contempler par l'aigle le soleil,
Et fait par le lion regarder les étoiles.
Il vient, du crépuscule il traverse les voiles,
Il médite, il chemine à pas silencieux,
Tranquille et satisfait sous la splendeur des cieux ;
Il aspire l'air pur qui manquait à son antre ;
Sa queue à coups égaux revient battre son ventre,
Et, dans l'obscurité qui le sent approcher,
Rien ne le voit venir, rien ne l'entend marcher.
Les palmiers, frissonnant comme des touffes d'herbe,
Frémissent. C'est ainsi que, paisible et superbe,
Il arrive toujours par le même chemin,
Et qu'il venait hier, et qu'il viendra demain,
À cette heure où Vénus à l'occident décline.

Et quand il s'est trouvé proche de la colline,
Marquant ses larges pieds dans le sable mouvant,
Avant même que l'œil d'aucun être vivant
Eût pu, sous l'éternel et mystérieux dôme,
Voir poindre à l'horizon son vague et noir fantôme,
Avant que dans la plaine il se fût avancé,
Il se taisait ; son souffle a seulement passé,
Et ce souffle a suffi, flottant à l'aventure,
Pour faire tressaillir la profonde nature,
Et pour faire soudain taire au plus fort du bruit
Toutes ces sombres voix qui hurlent dans la nuit.

IV.

Ainsi, quand, de ton antre enfin poussant la pierre,
Et las du long sommeil qui pèse à ta paupière,
Ô peuple, ouvrant tes yeux d'où sort une clarté,
Tu te réveilleras dans ta tranquillité,
Le jour où nos pillards, où nos tyrans sans nombre
Comprendront que quelqu'un remue au fond de l'ombre,
Et que c'est toi qui viens, ô lion ! ce jour-là,
Ce vil groupe où Falstaff s'accouple à Loyola,
Tous ces gueux devant qui la probité se cabre,
Les traîneurs de soutane et les traîneurs de sabre,
Le général Soufflard, le juge Barabbas,
Le jésuite au front jaune, à l'œil féroce et bas,
Disant son chapelet dont les grains sont des balles,
Les Mingrats bénissant les Héliogabales,
Les Veuillots qui naguère, errant sans feu ni lieu,
Avant de prendre en main la cause du bon Dieu,
Avant d'être des saints, traînaient dans les ribotes
Les haillons de leur style et les trous de leurs bottes,
L'archevêque, ouléma du Christ ou de Mahom,
Mâchant avec l'hostie un sanglant Te Deum,
Les Troplong, Les Rouher, violateurs de chartes,
Grecs qui tiennent les lois comme ils tiendraient les cartes,
Les beaux fils dont les mains sont rouges sous leurs gants.
Ces dévots, ces viveurs, ces bedeaux, ces brigands,
Depuis les hommes vils jusqu'aux hommes sinistres,
Tout ce tas monstrueux de gredins et de cuistres
Qui grincent, l'œil ardent, le mufle ensanglanté,
Autour de la raison et de la vérité,
Tous, du maître au goujat, du bandit au maroufle,
Pâles, rien qu'à sentir au **** passer ton souffle,
Feront silence, ô peuple ! et tous disparaîtront
Subitement, l'éclair ne sera pas plus prompt,
Cachés, évanouis, perdus dans la nuit sombre,
Avant même qu'on ait entendu, dans cette ombre
Où les justes tremblants aux méchants sont mêlés,
Ta grande voix monter vers les cieux étoilés !

Jersey, le 25 novembre 1852.
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Une brume couvrait l'horizon ; maintenant,
Voici le clair midi qui surgit rayonnant ;
Le brouillard se dissout en perles sur les branches,
Et brille, diamant, au collier des pervenches.
Le vent souffle à travers les arbres, sur les toits
Du hameau noir cachant ses chaumes dans les bois ;
Et l'on voit tressaillir, épars dans les ramées,
Le vague arrachement des tremblantes fumées ;
Un ruisseau court dans l'herbe, entre deux hauts talus,
Sous l'agitation des saules chevelus ;
Un orme, un hêtre, anciens du vallon, arbres frères
Qui se donnent la main des deux rives contraires,
Semblent, sous le ciel bleu, dire : « A la bonne foi ! »
L'oiseau chante son chant plein d'amour et d'effroi,
Et du frémissement des feuilles et des ailes
L'étang luit sous le vol des vertes demoiselles.
Un bouge est là, montrant dans la sauge et le thym
Un vieux saint souriant parmi des brocs d'étain,
Avec tant de rayons et de fleurs sur la berge,
Que c'est peut-être un temple ou peut-être une auberge.
Que notre bouche ait soif, ou que ce soit le coeur,
Gloire au Dieu bon qui tend la coupe au voyageur !
Nous entrons. « Qu'avez-vous ! - Des oeufs frais,
de l'eau fraîche. »
On croit voir l'humble toit effondré d'une crèche.
A la source du pré, qu'abrite un vert rideau,
Une enfant blonde alla remplir sa jarre d'eau,
Joyeuse et soulevant son jupon de futaine.
Pendant qu'elle plongeait sa cruche à la fontaine,
L'eau semblait admirer, gazouillant doucement,
Cette belle petite aux yeux de firmament.
Et moi, près du grand lit drapé de vieilles serges,
Pensif, je regardais un Christ battu de verges.
Eh ! qu'importe l'outrage aux martyrs éclatants,
Affront de tous les lieux, crachat de tous les temps,
Vaine clameur d'aveugle, éternelle huée
Où la foule toujours s'est follement ruée !

Plus ****, le vagabond flagellé devient Dieu.
Ce front noir et saignant semble fait de ciel bleu,
Et, dans l'ombre, éclairant palais, temple, masure,
Le crucifix blanchit et Jésus-Christ s'azure.
La foule un jour suivra vos pas ; allez, saignez,
Souffrez, penseurs, des pleurs de vos bourreaux baignés !
Le deuil sacre les saints, les sages, les génies ;
La tremblante auréole éclôt aux gémonies,
Et, sur ce vil marais, flotte, lueur du ciel,
Du cloaque de sang feu follet éternel.
Toujours au même but le même sort ramène :
Il est, au plus profond de notre histoire humaine,
Une sorte de gouffre, où viennent, tour à tour,
Tomber tous ceux qui sont de la vie et du jour,
Les bons, les purs, les grands, les divins, les célèbres,
Flambeaux échevelés au souffle des ténèbres ;
Là se sont engloutis les Dantes disparus,
Socrate, Scipion, Milton, Thomas Morus,
Eschyle, ayant aux mains des palmes frissonnantes.
Nuit d'où l'on voit sortir leurs mémoires planantes !
Car ils ne sont complets qu'après qu'ils sont déchus.
De l'exil d'Aristide, au bûcher de Jean Huss,
Le genre humain pensif - c'est ainsi que nous sommes -
Rêve ébloui devant l'abîme des grands hommes.
Ils sont, telle est la loi des hauts destins penchant,
Tes semblables, soleil ! leur gloire est leur couchant ;
Et, fier Niagara dont le flot gronde et lutte,
Tes pareils : ce qu'ils ont de plus beau, c'est leur chute.

Un de ceux qui liaient Jésus-Christ au poteau,
Et qui, sur son dos nu, jetaient un vil manteau,
Arracha de ce front tranquille une poignée
De cheveux qu'inondait la sueur résignée,
Et dit : « Je vais montrer à Caïphe cela ! »
Et, crispant son poing noir, cet homme s'en alla.
La nuit était venue et la rue était sombre ;
L'homme marchait ; soudain, il s'arrêta dans l'ombre,
Stupéfait, pâle, et comme en proie aux visions,
Frémissant ! - Il avait dans la main des rayons.

Forêt de Compiègne, juin 1837.
(preface to constipation)

way before aye knew
the name Fletcherism applied
tummy uncommonly (recherché) atypical dyed
in the wool feeding and/or slaking thirst guide

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deaf eating beast impossible to hide
(the ferocious growling harassing imp -
armed to the figurative teeth ready to pounce
viz casus belli sans reeling off

a pseudo say id dish us vicious jeremiad
me, this unrepentant conscientious masticator,
who re: lied
on self control unbeknownst
to this pumpkin eater
unwittingly followed

the basic tenet of Fletcherism - custom made
modus operandi vis a vis exercising okayed
mandibular metered (when famished),
eyes kept closed while tongue gently played

adhered to practice of eating small amounts,
which discipline stayed
engorging self, and as a result
(consuming sustenance

only when hungry avoiding
(wolfing like an instantaneous blitz krieg flash)
found me aware visa vis master car ding
marginal increase in pounds meaning
thy body electric weighed

approximately for long stretches
when a habitue at one or another dining digs
stuffed nibbling on hors d'oeuvre figs
adequately satiating with with oomf

when contra dance caller Scott Higgs
announced "hands four," which signal
helped get my mojo back
and reel lee deuce home jigs,
which kickstarted, syncopated,

oft times espying Bobbie Riggs
who years gone back **** Vic Tory huss
e'en when donning apparel of Whigs
like colluding trump petting molecules
that via tiff ***** doth zags and zigs.
recurrent suicidal thoughts vain
     gloriously wend
     (o'er a death cab for cutie weeknd)
     yanking zeal

becalming this crash test dummy rolling
     stone temple pilot inxs
     of maroon 5 plus decades long
perdition hellaciously slogging

     slow as adam and the ants,
     thru fifty shades of gray's
     anatomy common weal
masterly baiting this motley crue (cutting),

     beatle browed, beastie boy,
     outre gee (bee) us, grateful dead,
     mailer daemons inhabit
     cavernous fist size vastness steel

via Herbie Hancock (Hermans Hermits)  
     cheesy Munster trap doors that steal,
deep purple swiftly tailored
     culture club members squeal

hosted by mega death pack rat boston for real
venue at Tokyo hotel, via en grave invitation
     signed by Alice in Chains poison huss kiss
     sing, which will spellbind

     once contents unveiled, an instant app peal
immediately choking off air supply
     then Alice Cooper egging bad company
     to hypnotize the guess who sacrificial meal

supplanting raw primal scream from spinal tap
     acquiescing self to abandon all hope,
especially if black sabbath joins
     creed dance clearwater revival

     dark shadows would demand one
     (to take a knee) and kneel
before sacrificing oneself at the beck and call
     of evanescent nirvana

     experiencing permanent relief,
sans soul (twisted) sister riding a hansom
     off phish hull heart shaped coffin
     ample room enough for blind

     melon collie 10,000 maniacs, their heal
ling powers profusely emanating
     via m&m shaped talking heads
methinks averring obeisance

     to judas priest and ******* with coldplay feel
ling of eternal sleep, where quiet ***** riot
     joins carpenters, whose underground
     sepulchral crowded house indicative

  cynthesis iz a done dizzy Gillespie afterlife deal
and you bet your sweet bippy meme
an extra bonus for orthodox believers
     (absent myself - a skeptic),
     whose karma with long deceased will anele!
I penegrate the universes
I search with the masses
With huss and due demises
With raw and hood devices
For a rhyme I’ll use to describe this
A line to fit the verses
To describe my hopes and dreams more wild than huge atlantis
I wanna be a poet that writes with rhythm trances
I wanna be a part of the offspring that wisdom hatches
But I’m surrounded by many trashes
Infact! I’m loosing chances(tactics)
My soul hath an hidden matchet
Rowing-out my weary goal; burning down the **** to ashes
**** all the witches *****
Le vieil esprit de nuit, d'ignorance et de haine
Des clous de Jésus-Christ forge à l'homme une chaîne,
Change l'enfant candide et pur en nain vieillot,
Lie au bûcher Jean Huss et Morus au billot,
Frappe de sa férule Horace, et, si Voltaire
Et Rousseau font du bruit en classe, il les fait taire.
Il donne sur les doigts au bon Dieu stupéfait.
Il refroidit les fronts que l'aube réchauffait,
Il insulte le ciel dans la femme, et le nie
Dans l'astre, dans la fleur, dans l'art, dans le génie.
L'éteignoir sur les yeux, la torche au poing, boudeur,
Sournois, pédant, féroce, il aspire l'odeur
De la pensée éteinte et de la chair brûlée.
Il fait mettre à genoux le vieillard Galilée
Sur la terre qui tourne et devant le soleil.
Sur œil qui veut s'ouvrir il verse le sommeil.
Il tient dans ses dents l'âme humaine, et la grignote.
Il inspire Nisard, Veuillot, Planche, Nonotte,
Laisse derrière lui tout cœur mort et glacé,
Et l'herbe ne croît plus où son âne a passé.
Mateuš Conrad Aug 2017
for so many people who claim to
be living,
   well... i see them as often as i
might see the dead,
or pay my "respect" before their grave;
and when i do see them?
i'd prefer seeing a ghost
to be honest.
gravestones are more easibly
fathomed / digested,
than neighbours you haven't seen
for years while living next to them
for years,
but who you nonetheless acknowledged
by taking their large packet mail...
sure as ****, these people
claiming to be alive,
   are but a hair's width away from
being claimed, dead;
if this is life? please send me to the crematorium:
prompto!
   even my retired communist party
grandfather speaks out-loud
dementia-esque: this is not the sort of life
i'd like to live...
  let alone retire into with a pair
of loafers... now, that's telling...
      a retired communist says this,
what's the retired capitalist going to say?
ka-ching?!
       like **** he is,
he's only going to do what every capitalist knows
what to do... i.e.? panic!
watch him... he'll turn all schizoid and
make insinuations of owning what he owns,
+... a tapeworm eating at him.
oi! oi oi! lucy! you forgot
to attach the feral?! ladies & gents,
  we can now claim to have opened the first
gymnastic zoo!
  guess where we send the mental health
children... dunno(h) to be honest,
better ask rudolf höss -
thing is, that always bugged me,
is that faking diacritical arithmetic,
saying i, can't count?
     huss, hooß? surely... shapren sherven...
are the germans are ******* with me
given the umlaut count
and the pre-existing latin grapheme of œ?
seriously, stop ******* with me,
i know you say it as: rudolφ hehß...
yep you curl the omicron out of existence...
english do it all the time with
their surd "diacritics" of certain letters
- (e.g.? gnome gnostic diagnostic - oh look!
here it pops up!) -
H = scissors for graphemes,
great jewish invention, by the way;
very much avoidable,
           although, not this time, k.k. k, o?
never know how it goes...
o.k.? or k.o. - he's on the floor, he's not
asking, nor exclaiming,
              just call it the comatose stop.

in summary: for so much claim to life,
i see my neighbours and nothing beyond
the rescue of pre-maturely residing in
a grave,
    and as all sober people have it:
no worthwhile epitaph to mind,
unless it be a copy & paste story,
and some obscure date,
   in that famous copernican non-linear
sense, minding an inclusion in
the neo-communism that's apparent
within the content of history;
      history is the new communism,
can't you see it?
       we are already enrolled in minding
it...
     go on, wave, ola!
     say hello to the new communism
that's the study, and transcending the study
of history...
      oddly... i always thought
of history as an appetite for hoarding,
and car-boot sale markets... in french
that's called flea markets...
  useless junk, celebrated with victorian grandeur
of sombre + black;
sure as ****, for those claiming to be alive,
in neighbourly-talk,
the dead feel more alive than these
******* zombies, invisible to their shadow,
or casting none, for that matter;
curse of narcissus translated by
the curated non-existence of a mirror:
vampires and the lost visage in a mirror,
  these zombies and the lost shadow;
if vampires cast no reflection in a mirror,
zombies cast no shadow, with either
the sun's or the moon's array.
Reprieve from damp,
     and rainy, or sultry weather,
     I schlepped a
     light weight Shaker
made folding chair
     out upon Jim Baker
Nabor's green acre
and once enthroned

     as a " FAKE FAKIR"
in rubberized web
     bing (seam ming lee
     lapis lazuli trimmed),
     this body of mine
     lapsed into Quaker
state averse to focus attention,
     gnome hatter eyes fixedly glute

to the pages, sans
     newsworthy printed material,
     to apprise and jute
keeping me astute
with major local and global
     journalistic burning hotspots
     whatsapp pining (the
     most recent issue Newt

about Gingrich commendable
     TIME magazine), boot
with rather light
     breeze tolerably blowing
temperate, moderate air currents
     enveloping this here ole coot,
who aint got Hoot
tee and the Blowfish, nor toot

from no mo' magic flute,
thus by natural
     dint cocked mean
looking head (you figure out
     which one) between
the devil and the
     deep blue seas tureen,
which gaze extended clean

skyward to cerulean vault
populated with strunk
     and white tufts
in stark contrast did lean
in to the verdant rich green
sward abuzz within
     invisible micro ecosystems
niched and stitched by Jean

E. Huss flora Dean
and endearing fauna
     minted quartered gene,
which hubbub of variegated
organisms sound
     accompanied motley crue
     of each scudding soundcloud
shape shifting bill

low whee near weightless
     (cottony ma their) keen
stern preachily mass stir,
     then puff (like
     a magic dragon),
     no more easily seen.
(Reigns A Welter Of Disorder)

Caravans comprising multitudinous
     peoples plodded a steady course
analogous to iron filings drawn by
     strong magnetic force
gravitational pull generated

     by North America
     an irresistible source,
which tug felt
     nearly all the way round
     webbed wide world beckoning

     for waves of humanity
figuratively donned as spawning fish,
toward which currently dimming
     beacon of democracy flickr
     Trump might extinguish

though tis quite heart
     breaking to experience
vicariously as one collective soul,
     these desperate folks
ambitious to seek asylum,

     (and eventual citizenship),
     while this "FAKE" president
     invents many a...holy SMOKES
outrageous, nefarious, and malicious
     dagger o type cruel barbed wire

accusing, condemning, and emasculating,
     (I could continue),
     but ye dear reader would tire
unless individuals
     affected by xenophobia

     countenance same stance
     as Commander in Chief,
     or contrariwise some
     like minded
     thinkers, rack **** sitter
the migrant situation dire,

     would effectively serve me
     as preaching to
     the Unitarian choir,
yet any sensate
     person must admit
tis quite upsetting, lamenting,

     and agonizing to witness
     hordes of persons treated like
     some pestilential
     eyesore dagnabbit,
yes this chap can
     endlessly spout flibbertigibbet,

though thee crux of my opinion,
     inspires a poem express
     sing supportive emotions
     particularly acknowledging,
     how these masses (thousands)

     of vulnerable individuals
show true grit,
nonetheless yours truly,
     would be hard pressed
     for an immediate

     humane solution to corral
this extensive kit
and caboodle, though this generic guy
with a poetic knack
shakes his noggin

watching armed flack
delivered from border patrol agents/
United States military, lack
restraint, and who outright attack
trespassers at point

     blank range that pack,
a deadly (Judge Judy ish
     huss) punch smack
king young ones
     upside the head forcing

everyone to backtrack
to their homeland of
     persecution by crack
headed gang members, which thugs
     violently land a deadly whack!
Everybody sharing planet Earth means,
     they moost breathe
     the same befouled air
encircling the webbed material,
     physical, and terrestrial wide world,
     where noxious poisons get spewed

     from industries,
     that wantonly belch and blare
seemingly, indiscriminatingly,
     and deplorably - toxins affecting
     all living organisms - care
lessly damaging, harming,

     and extinguishing offspring
     at reproductive stage
     of Mother Earth, who dare
ring lee fight back with tooth,
     and nail despoliation polluting,
     unleashing, and

     zapping sea and sky e're
decreasing biodiversity necessary
     ditto clear cutting,
     encroaching habitats,
     and killing off vital
     linkedin ecosystems fear

row huss lee trump glare
ring depredations here
and now exacerbated inhere
rent lee by overturned
     ecological/environmental
     bulwarks jeer

ring lee scrapped by a president,
     who stole winning ballot
     springing trapdoors to garrote
legislation supporting
     jerryrigged oblate spheroid,
     with mean temperature so hot

to evaporate flora,
     and fauna protections
eventually rendering **** sapiens
     a metrical footnote
     with only an umlaut
to punctuate how greed
     spelled what their
     own extinction wrought!
This self anointed,
     deluded, glorified aye
man master ba...
     ba...baiter by
sharing his muttering
     dogma hoops chai
Guru Dev to see
     reactions viewing dia

metric lee apposite
     stance of mine to Eli
ten divert precepts gleanined
     from this small fry,
(a secular humanist) this guy
welcomes reactions hie
hastened, viz occipal organs, I
bet sparked visually intrigued an

emotion perhaps vehemently can
not stand disparate
     atheist modality fan
sing their creed steeped Han
dully irreproachable immediately jan
gling with internal repugnance
     opposing as out lan
dish any non parochial

     bull leaf man
dating evolutionary
     tenets as abominable
     toward impious heresy
     impugning a pan
thee on of
     Doubting Thomas decrying
     “FAKE” ******* up tree men

     Das Creator, who essentially
     in this beastie
     boy mind pure ran
dum ness to cosmic
     phenomena yes, tan
tum mount to
     heretical (not tomb
     any generations gone by –
     way before Western Civilization
     predominate the capitalistic
     paradigm, an on
     set of mass urban
iz aye shu, who...blindly pre sip
     poe zed, an esse

     hen shul divine Van
Halen superstar deity
     unconditionally – wan
     ton lee selfless,
     nameless highness faultless
huss scent shawl lee
     dons role of passive ace
of spaces, heart of darkness

     diamonds eminent grise brace
sing mankind, whose
     docent spout morals
     from their sanctified dais
scorning the strong
     temptations that entice
snd the virtue
     endowed agaist surrendering

into the pitfalls of vice.          
No (bow wow byte) intent
     to postulate any absurd
claims, whereby
     a flock of seagulls
     among the mass
     at least one angry bird
perhaps **** sitter ring

     me in the whey
of some global
     proselytizing ambition ankh curd
in millenniums of
     devout where religious
     flavor of the era
     atempted to en gird
the spare scattered

     clusters of humanity
     whereby an un
     learened mortal heard
a “voice, ” no doubt
     this supposed “chosen”
     one so inured
to dirt poor existence,
     which visualization didst appear

attributed to utter
     exhaustion fatigued body clear
ready to collapse,
     when the e'er
the mind mind
     plays tricks gear
ring tubby the laughingstock.
Mateuš Conrad Sep 2020
a stupendous undertaking on the fore -
    a lyrical stronghold against the ebb of
forgetting -
       perhaps having exhausted memory
for a fire of arithmetic -
                  better still: a written english
    and a phonetic english...

                          bernard shaw's 1941
complaint: "it may interest you to learn
that your leading article contains 2,761 letters.
as these letters represent only 2,311 sounds,
450 of them are superfluous and could
have been saved had we a british alphabet."

- qestshen or question: qweshchun -
not out of reform but out of curiosity -
perhaps the reforms of
noah webster and american-english
e.g. an ax for an axe
         honor for honour
         theater for theatre:
        a potato for a potato:
       poe-tay-toe: toe-may-t'oh...

that there are already so many idiosyncrasies
in english: a per se rendition of
base and self-evident changes -

yet to have inherited latin and:
quiet frankly - done so little to it...
   after all: where are diacritical marks
in english?
                better still:
                  why bother keeping:
    ȷust so you know - ın that:
      to dıstınguısh from kazakh?

jacobus parcossius (jakub parkoszowic)
was no johannes huss (john huß)

it had to be such a humbling sunday
afternoon -
    that there was something to do
around the house and in the garden:
yet this pagn of historical guilt:
   antithesis of post-colonialism -
more of a lineage:
          god, as a people -
                       we didn't really do very
much -
              perhaps we were late...
inherited christianity in the 10th century
and with it the latin script...

what a large chunk of europe that could
be made into an estonian summary
of - it's sometimes no wonder the russians
and the germans would much prefer
to squeeze either side of this:
                                            ambivalence...
­
exile exile exile...
                that copernicus is still contested
as a german: what little we had we probably
have to have even less -
   overshadowed by galileo and...
the william burroughs mythos invocation
that the ancient egyptians had
a heliocentric model worked out...

   i guess that's appropriate: measuring
ambitions - to build a tomb to compete with
hills and minor mountains -
   unless of course: a man made three dimensional
Δelta was is and forever will be:
                     a life as an architectural necrophilia...

it's even stranger writing this in english
and not in: z wschodu (from the east)...
                                    in this post-colonial dynamics
i cannot share the same frivolity of
anyone moving into the anglophone domain
with writs of ownership -
        after all: how much of this tongue is mine...
and how much: will succumb to
some historical inheritance tax of blame...
or hindering pride -
             it's a question no native will ask -
or member of the commonwealth -
  
   long story short: the polish-lithuanian
commonwealth was sold off -
   a bit like alaska - but by bit...
   but it's not like england will be sold...
   sold to the "cossacks" of mayfair...
                           i have just come
to acknowledge an... irritation that's not:
itchy - a paranoia that's not persuasive:
a fledgling of purpose -

            beside the sadomasochism of
the "elders" and soviet-influenced globetrotters:
i'd appreciate summer holidays in
the highlands - then again:
what's not to like about Cornwall?

what's for me? a return to... glagolitic?
     Ⰸ ⰐⰖⰄⰟⰊ Ⰹ ⰆⰟⰊⰜⰉⰀ
     z nudy i życia
    (from boredom and life)
            
  rummanations in expanding this into
a mixture of cyrillic and greek?
hell! if some of these letters were borrowed
from coptic, hebrew...
                  let's try some armenian!

սկորո տակ...           ի տեն ճաս
skoro tak...        i ten czas
(if so...                and this time)

mesrop mashtots gave the 5th century: ե
how else to imagine time:
when - there was a time one could
add something so profound -
that couldn't possibly be a lightbulb...

so here i am... dragged into the worst
of the use of english: should it become impressively
justifiable: i'm here talking about
letters and elsewhere: backed by year 0
a debate concerning:
cinnamon, paprika, ground cumin,
ground cinnamon,
cacao powder, himalayan salt, etc.

no wonder there's a running theme of
being completely demoralised / dissuaded from
writing...
   i like thinking about post-racial brazil...
not that i'm eager to learn some port-of-geese...

                  ֆակտ: fakt - fact...
                     շկոդա - szkoda - it's a shame...
because it's an ambivalent remark:
            beside a purposive ill deed...
and it's not: wstyd - literally shame designated
a honour presupposition...

once boasting: the clarity of phonetic details -
an orthology of a language since:
there wasn't a time to delve into metaphysical
arguments - the letters were burning bright
and hardly illuminating:
having to apply geological-esque pressures
to the latin script:
   and come out with a caron:
                                unlike in english
                           a subscripted H lingering -
which is almost a very ******
aspect:
                        H|Z - "too many consonants"...
czasem | sometimes...
                    no use writing -
               there are clearly more decisive things
i can do to satisfy myself with today...
unless of course come evening
i'll bring some bourbon and act upon:
shamelessness...
                          perhaps then...

but for now... a preserved mesmerisation...
perhaps out of the fact of simply being born
into these letters:
   they look like they ought to sound...
    that lip reading is possible...
   is probably because R - well the old R
with a trill does look little an omicron
with a leg forward or rolling down a hill...
  P does revel in a mouth with lips that pop...
P does indeed POP...
                  U and YEW...
    and why why I
                                        kept: T's on the tIP
of my tONGUE...
                      G has gloating about goo
and glue... X does mark the 'ks...
                      most certainly fAR Far away...
for F and what if not the threatening philosophy...

****** good luck... a teasing joy
that will Be nonexistent upon the ******
of a full-stop.
Mateuš Conrad Jan 2022
ever, squint your eye, in the middle of the night...
while squinting, peering at a light-source...
a street-lamp source...
to my disbelief... once you squint your eyes...
look past the camel-lashes...
oh, the light doesn't enter your
eye... it enters your:
circa: forehead... or the light
bypasses your actual eye...
light never enters your eye...
it churns out a projection
toward your forehead!

back in the "day": the beatniks vs. the squares...
angry gen X'ers via Limp Bizkit...
now what's the squares became
the normie... so, what are we?!
there's, a ******* "we"?
i think we're a we..

thereby... psychology is a field whereby
all people are somehow to be accounted for...
no chance in hell...
i squint my eyes, i look at a lamp light...
the light splinters... & it never, ever...
enters my eye... because i only squint
one of my eyes, rather than the both of them...
i move my head: left... the light source
moves to the left...
i move my head: right... the light source
moves to the right...

******* light-******: me...
or... compound pronouns in English...
your-self... my-self...
but it's never exactly: i-self...
the two pronoun hybrid of the Roman ego...
& the Germanic selbst... self...
we're talking about working around
using two pronouns at a pinnacle!
ego is a concept, it can be theorized...
but the self? that **** has to be: automated...
self-employed... blah blah...

what's that? i-self?!
egg, go! iota! i say i to someone?¬
ego can be abstracted...
the self- can be prefixed...
              forge my greatest: ****-off!
time is most apparent when people
deserve to die...
as much as they are deserving to be
born: they deserve to die, likewise...
sorry state of affairs... sorry...
for a people to espouse Darwinism...
in any other culture...
Copernicus is simply
an anecdote for the ****** people...
is Darwin the same?
last time... he's a tired old DODO...
objective truths outside the objectivity
of... water boils at 100°C
water freezes at 0°C...

mention one name, no, mention two names...
JAN HUSS...JACOB PARKOSZOWICA...
the diacritical barons..

thieves... the night sells plenty
of whaat's to be arrived at man...
me not getting paid...
this, the freely arrived at "society"...
then, some disgruntled oops happens...
will i want, *******, care?!
no... nein! niet! nie! no!
re: visited today April 12th, 2023

Way before aye knew
the name Fletcherism applied
family and friends even the bartered bride
would (tongue in cheek) chide
tummy uncommonly (recherché) atypical dyed
ded if the letter “y” one did elide
in the wool feeding
and/or slaking thirst guide
did precepts sans hungry
deaf eating beast impossible to hide

(the ferocious growling harassing imp -
armed to the figurative teeth ready to pounce
viz casus belli sans reeling off
a pseudo say id dish us vicious jeremiad
me, this unrepentant conscientious masticator,
who re: lied
on self control unbeknownst
to this pumpkin eater
(me not named Peter)
unwittingly followed

the basic tenet of Fletcherism - custom made
modus operandi vis a vis exercising okayed
mandibular metered (when famished),
eyes kept closed while tongue gently played
adhered to practice of eating small amounts,
which discipline stayed
engorging self, and as a result
(consuming sustenance
only when hungry avoiding
(wolfing like an instantaneous blitzkrieg flash)
found me aware visa vis master car ding
marginal increase in pounds meaning
thy body electric weighed

approximately for long stretches
to enable safe passage for sturdy brigs
when a habitue at one or another dining digs
stuffed nibbling on hors d'oeuvre figs
adequately satiating with with oomf
when contra dance caller Scott Higgs
announced "hands four," which signal
helped get my mojo back
and reel lee deuce home jigs,
which indeed kickstarted and syncopated,
oft times espying Bobby Riggs
who years gone back **** Vic Tory huss
e'en when donning apparel of Whigs
like colluding trumpetting molecules
that via tiff ***** doth zags and zigs.
Aw shucks, I did sustain
moderately serious injury
series of unfortunate events
ludicrous and quite insane,
yours truly did previously explain
while crouching (think

Tony as papier mâché Tiger),
aye fell backward, where sharp
desktop corner didst train
ground zero right side rib cage domain
punched thru L.L. Bean Autumn jacket
zapped, tattooed, lacerated... bloodstain

proof positive bow tocks sing
arrowing, fletching, notching,
piercing, searing targeting ... pain
prestidigitation went awry
courtesy "fake" legerdemain,
yours truly incapacitated plain

vanilla and simple
found me mortally slain,
more tortuous than spelunking thru
eye of needle size tunnel,
no bigger than sand grain,
and/or trumpeted by suzerain

arrogant, boastful, contemptuous...
arid, barren, cerebrally desolate brain,
a definitive liability,
(not just from Ukraine
stormy din yelled brouhaha), profane
but..., I wholeheartedly ascertain,

the commander in chief
an absolute zero inane
purpose twittering acrimonious, disdain
calamitous, egregious, gangrenous..., arcane
rumbustious, venomous,
zealous... carte blanche

bigoted, misogynistic, racist..., inhumane
blathering, excoriating, insulting...
seeding, planting, muckraking... dogbane
demanding obeisance till
henchmen verstehen
unwittingly declaring himself
jejune bloodhound August huss

preening, primping, proofing
orange-blond mane
more attentive to applying
gray matter to strain
Midas coated self
important fiery propane
verbal quid pro quo

explosions inevitably spray'n,
nothing but antisemitism, barbarism,
demagoguery, hatred...
diatribes roiling the masses
til rabid rantings attain
intolerant decibel threshold
usurping totalitarian refrain.
L'histoire a pour égout des temps comme les nôtres,
Et c'est là que la table est mise pour vous autres.
C'est là, sur cette nappe où joyeux vous mangez,
Qu'on voit, - tandis qu'ailleurs, nus et de fers chargés,
Agonisent, sereins, calmes, le front sévère,
Socrate à l'agora, Jésus-Christ au calvaire,
Colomb dans son cachot, Jean Huss sur son bûcher,
Et que l'humanité pleure et n'ose approcher
Tous ces gibets où sont les justes et les sages, -
C'est là qu'on voit trôner dans la longueur des âges,
Parmi les vins, les luths, les viandes, les flambeaux,
Sur des coussins de pourpre oubliant les tombeaux,
Ouvrant et refermant leurs féroces mâchoires,
Ivres, heureux, affreux, la tête dans des gloires,
Tout le troupeau hideux des satrapes dorés ;
C'est là qu'on entend rire et chanter, entourés
De femmes couronnant de fleurs leurs turpitudes,
Dans leur lasciveté prenant mille attitudes,
Laissant peuples et chiens en bas ronger les os,
Tous les hommes requins, tous les hommes pourceaux,
Les princes de hasard plus fangeux que les rues,
Les goinfres courtisans, les altesses ventrues,
Toute gloutonnerie et toute abjection,
Depuis Cambacérès jusqu'à Trimalcion.

Jersey, le 4 février 1853.
Recurrent suicidal thoughts
vaingloriously wend along winding road
within windmills of my mind
(o'er a death cab for cutie weeknd)
yakking, yanking, and yawking zeal
becalming this crash test dummy rolling
stone temple pilot inxs
of maroon 5 plus decades long
perdition hellaciously slogging
slow as adam and the ants,
thru fifty shades of gray's

anatomy common weal
masterly baiting this motley crue (cutting),
beatles browed, beastie boy,
foo fighters kickstart new edition
quickening reo speedwagon treadwheel
outre gee (bee) us, grateful dead,
mailer daemons inhabit
cavernous fist size vastness steel
via herbie hancock (hermans hermits)
cheesy munster trap doors that steal,

deep purple swiftly tailored
culture club members squeal
hosted by megadeath
pack rat boston for real
venue at tokyo hotel,
via en grave invitation
signed by alice in chains poison huss kiss
sing, which will spellbind
once contents unveiled,
an instant jane's addiction peal

immediately choking off air supply
then alice cooper egging bad company
to hypnotize the guess who sacrificial meal
supplanting raw
primal scream from spinal tap
acquiescing self to abandon all hope,
especially if black sabbath joins
creedence clearwater revival
dark shadows would demand one
(to take a knee) and kneel

before sacrificing oneself
at the beck and call
of evanescent nirvana
experiencing permanent relief,
sans soul (twisted) sister riding a hansom
off phish hull heart shaped coffin
ample room enough for blind
melon collie 10,000 maniacs,
their healing powers profusely emanating
via m&m shaped talking heads

methinks averring obeisance
to judas priest and *******
with coldplay feel
ling of eternal sleep,
where quiet ***** riot
joins carpenters, whose underground
bunker with golden arches
resembles empyreal
heavenly vault wreathed
with electric light orchestra

sepulchral crowded house indicative
cynthesis iz a done
dizzy gillespie afterlife deal
and you bet your sweet bippy meme,
an extra bonus for orthodox believers
(absent myself - a skeptic),
whose karma credit Suisse
with long deceased meatloaf
with soul asylum and heart to anele!
No stuntman/woman showed up,
albeit intervened in timely fashion
to thwart mishaps experienced
courtesy me I bemoan,
and poet lore re: yet of Perkiomen Valley
Pennsylvania, United States of America
never suffered major illness nor broken bone
(specifically life and death health crisis,
nor compound fracture respectively)
cuz guardian angel intervened,
though aim of mine heretofore
forthwith literary endeavor
merely expressing, exhibiting, examining...
a painfully ****** mishap,

where Lady Luck gussied up as crone
perhaps female spirit of  
Matthew Scott Harris
in the guise of wizened older woman
himself affecting doppelganger
as grotesquely personified...
well lemme cease written jibber jabber
without rhyme nor reason
nor sense and sensibility
analogous to being subjected to annoying drone  
and describe and elucidate
how stunted man (me) amazingly graceful,
nevertheless, yours truly accident prone

The following bonafide poem
fleshed out ~ October 2019
I did accidently revisit
painfully suffering with silent true grit.

Aw shucks, I did sustain
moderately serious injury
series of unfortunate events
ludicrous and quite insane,
yours truly did previously explain
while crouching (think

Tony as papier mâché Tiger),
aye fell backward, where sharp
desktop corner didst train
ground zero right side rib cage domain
punched thru L.L. Bean Autumn jacket
zapped, tattooed, lacerated... bloodstain

proof positive bow tocks sing
arrowing, fletching, notching,
piercing, searing targeting ... pain
prestidigitation went awry
courtesy "fake" legerdemain,
yours truly incapacitated plain

vanilla and simple
found me mortally slain,
more tortuous than spelunking thru
eye of needle size tunnel,
no bigger than sand grain,
and/or trumpeted by suzerain

arrogant, boastful, contemptuous...
arid, barren, cerebrally desolate brain,
a definitive liability,
(not just from Ukraine
stormy din yelled brouhaha), profane
but..., I wholeheartedly ascertain,

the former commander in chief
an absolute zero inane
purpose twittering acrimonious, disdain
calamitous, egregious, gangrenous..., arcane
rumbustious, venomous,
zealous... carte blanche

bigoted, misogynistic, racist..., inhumane
blathering, excoriating, insulting...
seeding, planting, muckraking... dogbane
demanding obeisance till
germane henchmen verstehen
unwittingly declaring himself
jejune bloodhound August huss

preening, primping, proofing
orange-blond mane
more attentive to applying
gray matter to strain
Midas coated self
important fiery propane
verbal quid pro quo

explosions inevitably spray'n,
nothing but antisemitism, barbarism,
demagoguery, hatred...
diatribes roiling the masses
til rabid rantings attain
intolerant decibel threshold
usurping totalitarian refrain.
Most of the follow
     wing (fictitious) quit
tuss cent shill, knit
head, (non adult tryst) pit
tee full (sorry excuse
     for originality), rit
dunk yule huss, feebly
     abominable attempt at unit

tarry yen rhyme for excellence,
     benignly, essentially,
     and honestly wit
less, worthless reading mitt
tear real - dashed off
(by this hare reed rabbit),
wall henna burst of
     (playful tulles toy) warren peace,

     aye practically spit
out (from inxs of carrot juice),
     now dost daringly be hove
     brave reeder to comprehend
     this dime metrical kickstarter fit -
bawling contrived nada very ***
till late ting, nor
     not so great English lit,

and moost unlikely tuff hind
     posthumous fame,
     worm ma obit
chew wary verb boss
     lee probably re:nouns,
(this once upon
     a time pablum child),
     nor e'en garner this hare reed

     ole Jack a one hit
wonder poetic laureate,
     nonetheless this
     (o' whar did me bunny go),
     perhaps to Brit
tin endeavoring merely
     to join United Kingdom
     (and merrily) writ

for the underground
     to test skill at
     heart felt fabrication like me,
     thus exempting bing
     considered, judged,
     and labeled tubby unfit.
Now let yours truly whoop
focus to address main intent,

     (sans for quick
     pick me up)
and nary drop of coffee,
     nope not even one molecule
     to fill thimbleful sized cup
I reach for bottle of Guarana,
     (one serving of
     coffee per capsule)

     fo' this aging pup,
who attests that caffeine
    (liquid and/or
     encapsulated), the sole vice
(except for barbiturates, *******,
     "FAKE" opioid, et cetera),
     which overdose nearly found me
     nearly a grateful dead – thrice

occasions, where
     circumstances of Mus
self (Stuart Little reincarnate -
     with an insatiable
     craving for cheese
     laced with Guarana,
     Paullinia cupana,

     a climbing plant
     in the maple family),
     which bean sized seeds
     affordable at an acceptable price
     many times larger
     than puffed rice.
I don got nothing but terrible
reviews bruited about
dip pressing field day
me (Lothario wannabe)
trumpeted execrable lout,
a garden variety baby

boomer father without doubt,
his own shameful paternal
shenanigans cavalierly he did flout
dwarfed teapot dome scandal,
thus one look no further,

or send out a scout
herewith infractions distilled,
though personally, I strongly advise
ye to go trout
fishing in America,

with a master bait
tour and/or subsist
on circa 1521 a.d. vintage date
diet of worms, well preserved
nearly five centuries

since team did excavate
cuz his narcissistic
propensity, brought fate
fool downfall wool find you
fist pumping imaginary pugilist great

reflexively recoil, at the ingrate
asper adultery, terrible
black barbs caused psyche dial late
bacchanalian debauchery,
marriage did mutilate

philandering prurient lechery,
et cetera (albeit *****),
he did participate
heatedly enough to generate
electricity to induce perms

in every man, woman,
and child, or make poker straight
tightly coiled locks, whose weight,
sans comb bind
terms oven destined

with hot sizzling endeavor to find
my inner Elvis a vis with curled lip,
and daily pelvic grind
tryst ting mounting with hind
quarters sighting derriere
rearing to groove while inclined

at a sixty nine degree angle hull lined
for maximum fair moan to get mined
licentious behavior spurred from celibate
marriage, hence call of the wild pined
tubby satiated, and

subsequently huss signed,
thus within web of treachery
"FAKE" Casanova did wind
up gaining independence as
a Norwegian bachelor farmer.
re: visited tonight October 15th, 2021

Way before aye knew
the name Fletcherism applied
tummy uncommonly (recherché) atypical dyed
in the wool feeding and/or slaking thirst guide

did precepts sans hungry
deaf eating beast impossible to hide
(the ferocious growling harassing imp -
armed to the figurative teeth ready to pounce
viz casus belli sans reeling off

a pseudo say id dish us vicious jeremiad
me, this unrepentant conscientious masticator,
who re: lied
on self control unbeknownst
to this pumpkin eater
(me not named Peter)
unwittingly followed

the basic tenet of Fletcherism - custom made
modus operandi vis a vis exercising okayed
mandibular metered (when famished),
eyes kept closed while tongue gently played

adhered to practice of eating small amounts,
which discipline stayed
engorging self, and as a result
(consuming sustenance

only when hungry avoiding
(wolfing like an instantaneous blitzkrieg flash)
found me aware visa vis master car ding
marginal increase in pounds meaning
thy body electric weighed

approximately for long stretches
when a habitue at one or another dining digs
stuffed nibbling on hors d'oeuvre figs
adequately satiating with with oomf

when contra dance caller Scott Higgs
announced "hands four," which signal
helped get my mojo back
and reel lee deuce home jigs,
which indeed kickstarted and syncopated,

oft times espying Bobby Riggs
who years gone back **** Vic Tory huss
e'en when donning apparel of Whigs
like colluding trump petting molecules
that via tiff ***** doth zags and zigs.

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