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Jesse Wright Oct 2012
Upon a morning dreary
I took a **** which left my ******* weary

I wiped
I flushed
I exited the bathroom blushed

Twelve hours passed
Since that horrid **** left my ***
And low and behold
A smell flowed to my nose
Just as a burning arose
Underneath my *******
I knew too late the **** had stained
The flesh, my taint tucked under my ******* train

ONE WIPE WAS NOT ENOUGH...

Pretty soon around six o'clock
There came upon my door a knock knock knock
And who was there?
Who did I hear calling to my ears?
It was the *** positive, gonarreah infested, scabies encrusted, syphilis ridden, transexual ***-kitten I had started a relationship with over Craig's List

Now, listen children carefully to this...

***** tucked hisher's lips around hisher's teeth
And began a ******* that could make the Hulk weak
But it was over in a jif
When ***** caught a wiff
And that little sneak
Took a pervy peak
At the feces widely spread underneath

***** RAN AWAY CRYING

I was laughing so hard I thought I was dying
That pesky little poo
Left on hisher bottom lip
Made that entire bathroom trip

FULLFILLING
Part II coming soon!
Archer Jan 31
It isn’t fair anymore
You get the fun of wanting to be alive
You get the pleasure of living
You’re not trapped
Why do you get that right?
Why wasn’t I allowed that too?
Did I do something wrong?
I was just a baby
I want to do something to make it up
Something to show I deserve it just like you
It just isn’t fair anymore
You get that joy of not being stuck
I can’t see
It’s too dark
Explain to me how that’s fair
Why does everyone get that but me
The food passes by
But what’s the point
Why do I need to prove myself?
Show how much I need this
I don’t want anything
It’s a right
Not a privilege
Can I stay with you?
There’s enough room for me too
I’m tired
When I sleep it’s okay
But I can’t sleep all the time
Keone L Friesen Dec 2013
Oh young barret of the night. Who steals from the dreams of lost sain children like Moloch. The decrypted white house was nothing but A sanctuary for degenerates. the man… MAD… MAD was the man MAD, was the house, MAD were the claimers, MAD were the slaves to the slick but king of so called glam MAD was the man MAD MAD MAD.
           The barret was entering the house, leaving behind all. what has become of my young love asks me? he enters. MAD was he who entered the trap, MAD was he who allowed, MAD was who gave no warning of the moloch sacrifice being made to the two of his so called servants. MAD was all i say MAD MAD MAD, MAD was he who wanted to be hailed like Fernand, MAD was he who wanted to be king like Henry the 8th, MAD was he who wanted to use like Baron Neuvillette, MAD was he who wanted doll oh doll how can you do this.
          Oh ADONAL for if you do exist why have you allowed this, oh ADONAL for if you exist why have you for seen this, oh ADONAl for if you exist why have you told of my eternity. Oh ADONAL why? are you mad? for the people shall not say oh ADONAL well this blow over as fast as Holly or as fast of yourself.
        he who does as told, he who does what he thinks right for his so called gift. MAD for the betrayal of trust between the packed, MAD was he for the lack of word, Like a mute oh ADONAL like a mute he was! MAD was he who acted like Bromdens father, MAD .
      MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD is I for the envolvment of my cellar of time, MAD is I for what i have started and what have become of my creations, MAD is I for all, MAD is I for you, for she, for he, for *****, all mad, MAD is I for maybe i is mad.
                                                            ­                      written by Keone L Friesian. copyright to Keone Friesian
Erin Hankemeier Nov 2015
All those stares everywhere I go,
Beating and burning the back of my head.
Can you even imagine being me -
“Different”, a minority?
Everything is changing as I am
Finding out what I am made of -
Giving me unending pride and
Hope for the future world -
Inspired by equality for all.
Just look inside my soul and
Know that I am not so bad.
Look at me and understand that
My name has changed and it is
Not the same as when I was born.
Operations will transform me into the
Person I am in my heart and in my mind.
Questions from you are welcomed,
Rudeness, however, can be left at the door.
Send your bitterness and hate away to learn
That not all people are the same.
Understand that I will always love myself and
Violence will never ever be the answer
When all I want is to be accepted.
X marks the spot on our hearts when
You have decided to wholly learn to
Zero out the hate in which our society takes a toll.
Zero out the cold-heartedness and
You will feel better about yourself.
X’s and O’s go to the people
Who love me for simply being me.
Victory unending goes to those who  
Understand and love each other
Through the most difficult times -
Sorrow, hate, crimes, and pain.
Realize that we do not need help,
Quit telling us that we are mentally sick,
Pretty pretty please, with a cherry on top.
Oh, I hope and dream that the day is
Nearing when we are equal in each eye,
Minorities will cease to exist anymore with
Love that is pure and acceptance for all.
Knowing that each of us is not the same
Just simply goes to show that
I will never let you bring me down.
***** is not my name, never ever will it be.
Gender identity is not a choice -
Forgiveness, though, is a choice.
Educate yourself to gain knowledge.
Do not call me “dude” or ”man”,
Call me Unique, not my birth name.
By all means, you don’t have to love me -
All I ask is that you accept me for being me.
Erin Hankemeier Nov 2015
All those stares everywhere I go,
Beating and burning the back of my head.
Can you even imagine being me -
“Different”, a minority?
Everything is changing as I am
Finding out what I am made of -
Giving me unending pride and
Hope for the future world -
Inspired by equality for all.
Just look inside my soul and
Know that I am not so bad.
Look at me and understand that
My name has changed and it is
Not the same as when I was born.
Operations will transform me into the
Person I am in my heart and in my mind.
Questions from you are welcomed,
Rudeness, however, can be left at the door.
Send your bitterness and hate away to learn
That not all people are the same.
Understand that I will always love myself and
Violence will never ever be the answer
When all I want is to be accepted.
X marks the spot on our hearts when
You have decided to wholly learn to
Zero out the hate in which our society takes a toll.
Zero out the cold-heartedness and
You will feel better about yourself.
X’s and O’s go to the people
Who love me for simply being me.
Victory unending goes to those who  
Understand and love each other
Through the most difficult times -
Sorrow, hate, crimes, and pain.
Realize that we do not need help,
Quit telling us that we are mentally sick,
Pretty pretty please, with a cherry on top.
Oh, I hope and dream that the day is
Nearing when we are equal in each eye,
Minorities will cease to exist anymore with
Love that is pure and acceptance for all.
Knowing that each of us is not the same
Just simply goes to show that
I will never let you bring me down.
***** is not my name, never ever will it be.
Gender identity is not a choice -
Forgiveness, though, is a choice.
Educate yourself to gain knowledge.
Do not call me “dude” or ”man”,
Call me Unique, not my birth name.
By all means, you don’t have to love me -
All I ask is that you accept me for being me.
Sa Sa Ra Dec 2012
Ah HA!!!
OMMMMM!!!!!

Heart Body Earth!!!
WORD LOVE HA OM!!!!

What ya' took a journey
Through ya' ALL!!!

WORD FOR THE DEAD
PREFER"RE'D THE LIVING!!!

House of the Pharaohs
Picked a few nifty'S

Hieroglyphic Typ"OH's!!
...---...'S
UN"Trickery'S!!!

DaNile Know!!!
IS longer NOT!!

Running backwards!!!

Oh Ya!!
I mean LOVE'ED JA'D!!!!

AGAIN!!!
Hooked Ya!!!

Sunk In!!
Taught Line'S
Loved YA!!!

ALL WAYS!!!

ALWAYS!!!

THEE ESSENCE
RUNNING FREEING
HIS HER'S IS!!!
IS TREES!!!!!
ALL SPIRIT!!!
HUED!!!!!

WITHIN THIS HERE
OR CONSIDERED
OTHER WHERE
THE WAY FARE!!!!
'TIS ALL HERE!!

ALL THERE IS!!!
LOVE LOVES YA!!!

ALL THE WAY TOO!!!
X"MASS KISS'S ALL BLISS'S IN YA!!!

ALL!!
OUT!!!
A'Bout
YA!!!

XXOOXX"S!!!
Lot"S Of RRRR"X"S!!!!

PURRRR
ING"S

KNOWING NOT!!
COMPETITIONS!!!

SKY'IS
WILD"IS
WooING"S!!!

ALL!!!
CREATUR­ES GREAT!!!
SIZED NOT!!

HEARTS!!!

WEIGH NOT!!!!

EMC"Squared"S!!!
HE'SHE"ART"S ALL!!!!

LOVE!!!
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S                                                     T              R   *****'R'X'S
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                                                        ­                                       SING      Go  So  In
                                                    ­                                           NI           O    I
                                                      ­                                         GO   B' IN  NI             O
                                                               ­                     HE 'EL        E  G  G'S GIFT'ING
                                                        ­                                   O              I              ­        W
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                                                                ­                                                                 ­        ON OUT!!!
                                                          ­                                                                 ­                  RA
                                                              ­                                                                 ­                 NI
                                             ­                                                                 ­                                        Sa Sa Ra!!!!
Was taken from my comment to previous poem listed below;
Two by CCR!!! Jeremiah was a bullfrog!!! Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
Well when the enter button is clicked in those commentary boxes all formatting goes to the left!!!
So I thought oh well no big deal just copy paste into write/edit poem box and redo poem-alive!!
Well was not to hard in standard print!! So I thought!! Well then I thought well how about "Bold Italics"!!
Then again walla spacing's all differing again!!! OH my gosh's!!!
Takes new life, life of it's own!! Exhausted all day!! Lot's worked out much did not!!!
So SEE What fits comes goes in all directions chore of chores for sure!!
But there she he is!!!!
It's all within anyway!!
See what you will a wish know,
Willingness like consciousnesses more will follow,
Matter of available effort I know!!
Find seek as with time and like!!
For what you already know!!!

Shalom, Namaste,
Aloha and such the like!!!
Your shore Ahoy!!!
Aho as in Adieu!!

That is with;
ALL LOVE!!!!

That is ALL!!!

Except if you would share catch key words!!
Share if you would!!!

Thank's so much!!!
Sa Sa!!! Ra!!!

http://hellopoetry.com/poem/two-by-ccr-jeremiah-was-a-bullfrog-have-you-ever-seen-the-rain/

PS: Bonus material!!!
Put The Lime In The Coconut!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v;=5LxC3M-Yngs
brandychanning Jun 2024
everybody
is the sum of their parts

and some of us dream and dabble
our various parts

nip and tuck,
Botox and Ozempic

refresh, redress,
the obvious errors made


by a God-in-a-hurry,
***** got 8 billion  of us

that need care ‘n feeding,
loving and breathing

I know, I know,
this is a simplistic

my poetic tomfoolery,
What? My fav part?

the one on my head,
that separates east & west

an old familiar friend,
not very chic, but comforting

keeps me grounded,
for when I look at me

in my kindergarten
class pictures with

no front teeth, but my best
part,
still extant!

I am true to myself,
which is the most
important
part of truth
Colm Jan 2021
As a support of one such political property
Of a soul who seems to be so happily
Bartered off and begged and sold
On the corner of progress
Like prime the rib real estate
(Which ***** is)

I fear no more for my self or my morals
But for my mind I fear ardently
That this IT will unravel and unwind
If ever again I look at either side and see
Anything less that a creaply constructed property
(Sold off seemingly without want or kind)
Is there no one left to actually serve and do the will of the people? Absolute disgrace across the board.

— The End —