"gefilte" poems - Hello Poetry

Jamming jellyfish Top-Me ((Giddy App Seahorse)) The horseradish on my lap______ The jolly Jelly Gefilte Fish Little help from my friends How we click the laptop One dent to Deceive me The Rock and Rolling Stomach his smoke went Like *** Cheese) he leaves me The spicy tongue map Z-Top Zany Chilli Pepper____ your # tap dance tap Italian top of the cheese designer skirt The outskirts of Naples Her sweet dimples, please The Islands of Sicily So many Cheese forms Terms of Endearment Mama Mia Murano-Positano Her lips of Romano Cheese (To Top Me) Challenge me Cheese doesn't mix with cappuccino, she's the Capri Ala Denti Cheese Wiz chair Mediterranean Wines Bear men doing low sips of time the grisly(Z) pour The car smelled like Flight (Top Me) Swiss air Meet Dominique How it went La Cirque Anti Christ Devil Red-bed cheese mystique SOS to their notes PS the junk car in Midas the makeover Make-up artist counter Clinique I could paint over your hood Creamy mind put at ease He's so displeased New castle disease Mingling social disease She's so infectious ZZ- Top me rock me Eyes bloodshot you got me And nevertheless With twelve and V V- Vamps tramps and 14 karats The French Lieutenant Mistress Brie with heavy bite teeth like garnets Cher turning back time The burlesque striptease Come back little Sheba Z Top Queen of Sheba I know it's coming soon____? All Tight claustrophobic The tight squeeze Him speaking Mandarin Oranges The British Colony Unique Chinese languages Her hills, San Francisco Jack Nicholson Comedy of China town The American Women Smile cheese at the Disco The food Cantonese style Z muscles Hercules Joan Rivers Fashion Police The Cheese of Portuguese Its the meat market With his nifty thrifty Neice All Socrates (Gromet and Cheese) Those Brooklyn workers The Falcon Matese____* More cheese Z-Top Who could ever top The string cheese Silken strings became to rest, I rest my cheese What cheese fascinates you Tell me?

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Jun 8, 2018

Jun 8, 2018 at 9:12 AM UTC

robinHelloRow

Z- Top Me! Cheese

Jamming jellyfish Top-Me ((Giddy App Seahorse)) The horseradish on my lap______ The jolly Jelly Gefilte Fish Little help from my friends How we click the laptop One dent to Deceive me The Rock and Rolling Stomach his smoke went Like *** Cheese) he leaves me The spicy tongue map Z-Top Zany Chilli Pepper____ your # tap dance tap Italian top of the cheese designer skirt The outskirts of Naples Her sweet dimples, please The Islands of Sicily So many Cheese forms Terms of Endearment Mama Mia Murano-Positano Her lips of Romano Cheese (To Top Me) Challenge me Cheese doesn't mix with cappuccino, she's the Capri Ala Denti Cheese Wiz chair Mediterranean Wines Bear men doing low sips of time the grisly(Z) pour The car smelled like Flight (Top Me) Swiss air Meet Dominique How it went La Cirque Anti Christ Devil Red-bed cheese mystique SOS to their notes PS the junk car in Midas the makeover Make-up artist counter Clinique I could paint over your hood Creamy mind put at ease He's so displeased New castle disease Mingling social disease She's so infectious ZZ- Top me rock me Eyes bloodshot you got me And nevertheless With twelve and V V- Vamps tramps and 14 karats The French Lieutenant Mistress Brie with heavy bite teeth like garnets Cher turning back time The burlesque striptease Come back little Sheba Z Top Queen of Sheba I know it's coming soon____? All Tight claustrophobic The tight squeeze Him speaking Mandarin Oranges The British Colony Unique Chinese languages Her hills, San Francisco Jack Nicholson Comedy of China town The American Women Smile cheese at the Disco The food Cantonese style Z muscles Hercules Joan Rivers Fashion Police The Cheese of Portuguese Its the meat market With his nifty thrifty Neice All Socrates (Gromet and Cheese) Those Brooklyn workers The Falcon Matese____* More cheese Z-Top Who could ever top The string cheese Silken strings became to rest, I rest my cheese What cheese fascinates you Tell me?

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There was tension between the families from the start My best friend's wedding was certainly one for the record books I tried to bring sensible mediation to the dance floor As his Grandpa Helmar raised his walking cane and struck the Brides Father in the neck Each of the families allegiance spurned combative retribution and all Hell broke loose I took one for the team with a sac of Jordan Almonds to the right eye Then slipped on the wedding gift of excrement left by the ring bearer, the family poodle I came to consciousness wet with champagne thrown in my face, I thanked my wife for caring. Aunt Sarrah, in her drunken zeal, thought it wise to toss all her cookies in the Reverend's face The Bride's mother slapped an unsuspecting cousin with her overly expensive oversized hat And the Groom's sister's dress was ripped to shreds by the Bride's teenage niece Yes. the same dress that my wife said was hideous and did nothing for her. The two parties had not much to say to each other in the waiting room of the ER bandages and gauze were passed around like Hors d'oeuvres, but not the Bayer Aspirin We all watched in shameful disgust, the videographer's collection of memories The next day as the Bride and Groom opened their gifts And I, sporting a keen black patch, a pirate only his wife could love... Reminded my dear friend of the possible outcome of having two reception menus One honoring him and his family and one honoring his Bride and her family Highlighted by Königsberger Klopse, and respectively, Gefilte Fish with carrots Their love endures! -----ChawzzyScript

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Apr 9, 2013

Apr 9, 2013 at 11:50 PM UTC

chawzzyscript

Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

There was tension between the families from the start My best friend's wedding was certainly one for the record books I tried to bring sensible mediation to the dance floor As his Grandpa Helmar raised his walking cane and struck the Brides Father in the neck Each of the families allegiance spurned combative retribution and all Hell broke loose I took one for the team with a sac of Jordan Almonds to the right eye Then slipped on the wedding gift of excrement left by the ring bearer, the family poodle I came to consciousness wet with champagne thrown in my face, I thanked my wife for caring. Aunt Sarrah, in her drunken zeal, thought it wise to toss all her cookies in the Reverend's face The Bride's mother slapped an unsuspecting cousin with her overly expensive oversized hat And the Groom's sister's dress was ripped to shreds by the Bride's teenage niece Yes. the same dress that my wife said was hideous and did nothing for her. The two parties had not much to say to each other in the waiting room of the ER bandages and gauze were passed around like Hors d'oeuvres, but not the Bayer Aspirin We all watched in shameful disgust, the videographer's collection of memories The next day as the Bride and Groom opened their gifts And I, sporting a keen black patch, a pirate only his wife could love... Reminded my dear friend of the possible outcome of having two reception menus One honoring him and his family and one honoring his Bride and her family Highlighted by Königsberger Klopse, and respectively, Gefilte Fish with carrots Their love endures! -----ChawzzyScript

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Walking with the weekly dregs, of soup cans, tomatoes, & cauliflower, Passing the empty stares, vacant looks and rude remarks, It must be Halloween, look at all the Zombies, please no treats, or tricks, I have joined the masses, My cart has a broken wheel and constantly shifts to the left Pressure to the Right, no back to the Left, The 200lb's of cat litter doesn’t help, Beware of The “Cat Lady”, Yes, I have become The “Cat Man” Just as Crazy, Listening “Sir could you tell me where I can find the lower sodium Gefilte fish”? did I even spell Gefilte right? Aisle 10 next to the Tuna And then it happens! Crash, (I wasn’t looking, I wanted to see if Sorry Charley was really next to Gefilte) right into the luxury cart, parked in my space, I was ready to give my mean, meaningless I’m sorry I’ve become the one person I feared as a child The grumpy old man. I look up and my breathing stop, she captured me with her lovely face I was sent reeling to a distant romantic time & place, centuries ago Did she drift slightly towards me? Or was it just my imagination, Did our eyes hold each other in an embrace? Or was it just my imagination Did she see the poet in my heart?, Or was it just my imagination Was there anything at all?, Or is it my imagination. Either way my heart is closed and youthful energy gone, I gave a soft I’m sorry lowered my eyes and walked away, Scowled a couple of brats, get out of the way, **** cart shifts to the left, I had to look back, I caught a glimpse, of a single teardrop running down her cheek, or was it just my Imagination Firewalker

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Oct 31, 2014

Oct 31, 2014 at 12:55 PM UTC

Firewalker

My Imagination

Walking with the weekly dregs, of soup cans, tomatoes, & cauliflower, Passing the empty stares, vacant looks and rude remarks, It must be Halloween, look at all the Zombies, please no treats, or tricks, I have joined the masses, My cart has a broken wheel and constantly shifts to the left Pressure to the Right, no back to the Left, The 200lb's of cat litter doesn’t help, Beware of The “Cat Lady”, Yes, I have become The “Cat Man” Just as Crazy, Listening “Sir could you tell me where I can find the lower sodium Gefilte fish”? did I even spell Gefilte right? Aisle 10 next to the Tuna And then it happens! Crash, (I wasn’t looking, I wanted to see if Sorry Charley was really next to Gefilte) right into the luxury cart, parked in my space, I was ready to give my mean, meaningless I’m sorry I’ve become the one person I feared as a child The grumpy old man. I look up and my breathing stop, she captured me with her lovely face I was sent reeling to a distant romantic time & place, centuries ago Did she drift slightly towards me? Or was it just my imagination, Did our eyes hold each other in an embrace? Or was it just my imagination Did she see the poet in my heart?, Or was it just my imagination Was there anything at all?, Or is it my imagination. Either way my heart is closed and youthful energy gone, I gave a soft I’m sorry lowered my eyes and walked away, Scowled a couple of brats, get out of the way, **** cart shifts to the left, I had to look back, I caught a glimpse, of a single teardrop running down her cheek, or was it just my Imagination Firewalker

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I'm in the hospital strung out on phenobarbital, And Librium The last thing in the world I wanted or expected was several Democrats seeking refuge under my bed. Nancy Peloski (forgive me for my spelling, I'm high like a kite as George W. Bush at a New year's Eve frat party) and friends are demanding gefilte fish and Matzo ball soup. Somehow Bernie Sanders is under there, and he's rattling his cup for more scotch... I'm getting ready to push the call light and ask if they would dose them all with some Thorazine so they would go to sleep. I even think they dug Ross Perot up. Either I need more drugs or they need to get these politicians out from under my bed. Or maybe order more matzo ball soup.

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Jan 10, 2021

Jan 10, 2021 at 9:25 PM UTC

thomas-w-case

D tox

I'm in the hospital strung out on phenobarbital, And Librium The last thing in the world I wanted or expected was several Democrats seeking refuge under my bed. Nancy Peloski (forgive me for my spelling, I'm high like a kite as George W. Bush at a New year's Eve frat party) and friends are demanding gefilte fish and Matzo ball soup. Somehow Bernie Sanders is under there, and he's rattling his cup for more scotch... I'm getting ready to push the call light and ask if they would dose them all with some Thorazine so they would go to sleep. I even think they dug Ross Perot up. Either I need more drugs or they need to get these politicians out from under my bed. Or maybe order more matzo ball soup.

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