(imitated from Patricia Lockwood’s **** Joke)
The woman joke isn’t something you choose.
The woman joke is something you get used to.
The woman joke it almost becomes your livelihood.
Remember when you were little, boys had cooties, but so did girls. Imagine what would happen today if you said boys had cooties-
Nothing.
You’ll hear the woman joke when you’re way too young. The ones telling the joke probably won’t realize that the joke they’re telling isn’t a joke at all. But girls have cooties and they always will.
You’ll grow up, but nothing will change.
The woman joke is now commonplace. The norm! How can a joke be so common normal? The only people who think the joke isn’t normal are women.
The woman joke is when even the President can make the joke without consequence.
But you can’t.
The woman joke is that if you make one, it suddenly isn’t funny anymore, men will look away in disgust, and other women will say you’re degrading them and yourself.
It’s just a joke, you’d say. Even though you knew it wasn’t.
The woman joke is an expected icebreaker at a party that you learn to laugh at. When you go home at night, you shake with rage but know there’s nothing you can do about it.
How can such a joke exist? Because you do.
