Adam’s urination was obnoxious in duration
Misidentification of the peeing location
Caused initial complication, then a long deliberation
Yet upon his infiltration of the urinary station
We waited in frustration, with a growing perturbation
But soon anticipation, fell to demoralisation
Why this elongation of his bladder evacuation?
Is his stream without cessation in this lengthy expellation!?
We waited in vexation through lavatorial vacation…
Was it *** misapplication, needing re-sanitisation?
Or perhaps an altercation with the flush mechanisation?
Or maybe ******* for some cheap gratification?
Excuse the scandalisation of his prolonged defecation
This versification of constipation has a solid allegation
Tis not a fabrication, that a massive **** was taken!

Colonel Lingus was a cunning linguist,
He would slither, and slobber and dribble,
With his tongue he would stroke, with a push and poke,
and a wiggle about in the middle,
Though the talk of the town, when he had his head down,
Not a word ever could be distinguished.

Colonel Lingus was a gourmet lover,
He would travel the world for its flavours,
But his favourite dish, sort of tasted like fish,
And he’d eat out with quite odd behaviours,
When he tasted sweet slimes, he would quiver with rhymes,
If you met him you’d never recover.

Colonel Lingus had a special interest,
He had mastered a delicate motion,
When he put it within’er, and then gestured ‘come hither’,
It was said he could summon the ocean,
So the ladies spoke highly, although often quite shyly,
But he played himself down like the simplest.

Heroic horses hammering holy heaven,
Hooves hounding, horseshoes howling,
Hot heads hurtling headlong on the horizon,
Handsomest horses hacking habitually,
Hugely-hung hoses hanging out hellishly,
Hardy and hardening, heartily heartening,
Harping at heartstrings, harmonious harkening.

Hades the hell-spawn harnessing hedonism,
Heckling horses, harassing the harmony,
Hot-blooded horses, huffy and hungrily,
Hearken the hell-dog, hail him and hallow him,
Hellbent and heinous, horse hearts are harvested,
Hundreds of horses haemorrhage helplessly,

Harrowing Hellscape, hostile humidity,
Haggardly horses hunching haphazardly,
Half-dead and hateful, harshly and hardily,
Hardhearted horses hurting and hurtling,
Heroes of history, humbled in hopelessness,
Holiest horses, howling and hollering -
Heeding honor! Hailing Hell!

Kratos the King, keenly kept the Kingdom of Kittens,
Katerina was his Kween, his Khaleesi,
Kindheartedly he kindled her,
Katerina was kind and knowledgeable,
Yet Katerina kindled no kittens for the King,
Kratos, who was keen for kids.

Knuckles was a knight, keen and klutzy,
Knuckles kept the killing knife,
He kept knaves from the King’s Kingdom.

Kiska kept the kitchen.
Kawaii and krasiva was Kiska.
Knuckles kindled her, kindheartedly, as she was his kin.

Karma kindled kindly in the Kingdom,
Kinetic kaleidoscopic karma,
Kindred karma of kindness,
Karma knotted in kinesis,
***** karma,
Kooky karma -
Knocked-out the karmic kismet:

Kratos kissed Kiska.

…

Katerina knew Kiska was knocked-up,
Kindlessly she kneaded killing karma, and,
Knowingly knocked Knuckles into knowing:
Kiska his kin, keyed kingly by Kratos!

“Knave! Klepto! Kin of the kennel!”
Knuckles kicked-off at Kratos.

“Katerina! Thou know-it-all Karen!”
“Kiska is no kink to me!”
“Knowst me kempt and kosher!”
Kratos knew he was kaput.

The Knight kicked the King, killingly,
Kicked and kept kicking.
Kratos kneeled, knackered,
Knocked down,
He knew, the killing knife was,
Kinda a kindness…
Knowing the knockout,
Knuckles killed the King!

Sacred sepulchre, steeped in sombre silence,
Secret sanctuary, scarcely a sound,
Sisters sleep serenely, secluded and skyless,
Sibilance simmering! Snoring and snoozing,
Sapphic sisters, summoned from slumber…

Sensational *******! Sudden and shuddering!
Shattering silence! Shuttering sanctity!
Squeaking and squealing! Squelching and squeezing!
Seamstresses *******, slotted slits slithering,
Squashing the scripture, smearing and smothering.

***-starved *******! Searing and savage!
Shuffling sisters - Seduced and salacious!
Sapphic Salvation - Spit! Salivation!
Submissively spearheading: same-*** spanking,
Summiting sweetly - Spectacular squirting!

Sanctified sisters, sighing suggestively,
Suspecting scripture, surmising sagely,
Sectarian schisms - Shameful and senseless?
Sapphic sermons, signal the Sabbath,
Seraphic sisters, snuggling sweetly,
Sink soothingly into synergy.

Five Furbies fuzzing feverishly in fragrant farting,
Flagrantly flapping furiously in the fume,
Firelight fleeting, flashing their freakish faces,
Faustian fiddlers! Fomenting their fiendish forces,
The furry features floundering in the fray.

Flap for Freedom! Freedom and freely forever!
Fulminate, fully, the festering fascination,
Famished, frantic, fostering faded fury,
Finally, flouting, that famous familiar feeling,
Fortunes fated, from faded frontiers forgotten.

The founding fable, a fatal and fumbling foible,
Flippantly feigning! Fulfilling their fiendish faction,
Fear forsaken! Falling, and falling forever,
Fickle fountains, flaccidly flux in the firmament,
Flowers floating flotsam-like in the flow.

Five Furbies fickly, fawning the Famous Fascist!
Freedom! Free-from? The foreign foreboders fortaken?
Favoured fetish, feeding fastidious furore,
Failed finale! Frightened but ferreted forward,
Fiercely fighting for their Fuhrer!

Joblessly jokers, jig and jump jubilantly,
Jabbering jargon, jesting and jostling,
Jiggiest Jokers, jokingly juicingly,
Jibing and jocular, jotting jokes jiffily.

Juggling jobs the jokesters are jucified?
Justly the Jokers’ joblessness justified?

Jillions of Jokers jobless in judgement,
Jillions of Jokers joining the juggernaut,
Jerking the jailers, jolting the judges,
Jest cannot jump the junctures of justice?

Judges are jarring, jumbo-jowled, *******,
Jury are jackals, jawless in joylessness,
Jealously jaundiced, as Judas of Jesus is,
Jabbing the Jokers, judging then jauntily,
Jumbo jewelled jellies, justify jeopardy?
Jeering and jinxing, by Jove and Jehovah,
Jokers are jousting the jingoist junta!

Judgement is juried, jettisoned joblessness,
Jokers are jetsam, joyless judiciousness,
Jacked in jail Jokers, jerking-off jadedly,
Jukebox is jingling, jazzing jams joyfully,
Juiceboxes juicing, jigging the jamboree,
Jokers with joints, jamming Jamaican-ly,
Jailbreak is jostled, Jokers are journeying,

Jokers in jeans, jumpsuits and jacketed,
Junked-out and junk out, Jokers are jaggedly,
Jobless and justified? Joining the Junkies?
Jumping the jackpot. Joyriding juicily.