.
" Oh
grandmother"
she said, "what
big ears you have"
"All the better to
hear you with
m y dear." "But
gr and mother,
w hat big eyes
you have. " "All
the better to se
e you with""But
gra n d mother,
what a b i g
mouth you h a
ve" All the bet
ter to eat you
o u t w i t h." "B u t g r a n d
m o t h e r, w h a t a B I G
**** y o u h ave." " All the
b etter to ******* you."
In my story Little Red Riding Hood is 17 and grandma is a man not a wolf.