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886 · Feb 2015
Carbon Cunt
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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Diamonds are stupid.
882 · Feb 2015
Shiraz Shlong
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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*Thomas Edison
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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The Good Pussy Feb 2016
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858 · Mar 2015
Pussy Willow
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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855 · Mar 2015
The Goldilocks Effect*
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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*Jazmine Hughes,  opinion, New York Times
The Good Pussy May 2015
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850 · Nov 2014
Damsel in Distress pussy
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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848 · Apr 2015
Pussy Puppet
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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*Finger puppet
The Good Pussy Sep 2015
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                               Newton
                        Newton Newton
                      Newton Newton N
                     Newton Newton Ne
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                        Newton Newton
                        Newton Newton
                        Newton Newton
                        Newton Newton
                        Newton Newton
                        Newton Newton
                        Newton Newton
                        Newton Newton
           Newton                         Newton
     Newton Newton         Newton Newton
Newton Newton New ton Newton Newton
     Newton Newton          Newton Newton
           Newton                         Newton
841 · Mar 2016
Almond Joy or Mounds
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
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840 · Jan 2015
Xylophilia
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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                              Auto
                        plus­hophilia
                      Actirasty  Agal
                  ­   matophilia Anas
                       teemaphilia A
                       utogynophilia
                       Climacophilia
                       Formicophilia
                       Knismolagnia
                       L ith o phil  ia
                       Melissaphilia
                       Nas o l i ng us
                       Neb u lophilia
                       Psellismophili
                       a Pteronophili
                       a   Pygophilia
        Savant o                      p h i l ia
    *** ill ag nia               Transfestic Fetish
  ism *******                Vorurephilia
       Xylophilia                    Xylophilia
46 Fetishes you didn't know existed.
huffpost.com

*Xylophilia : arousal to wood
834 · Apr 2016
"I'm fired!"
The Good Pussy Apr 2016
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                    Trump
               Trump Trump
              Trump Trump T
             Trump  Trump Tr
                  Trump Trump
                  Trump Trump
                  Trump Trump
                   Trump Trump
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               Trump         Trump
       Trump Trump   Trump Trump
       Trump Trump Trump Trump T
         **** Trump  TrumpTrumpT
           **** Trum     p TrumpTr
833 · Oct 2014
Mr. Happy
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                               happy
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                          happy happy
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                          happy happy
                          happy happy
            happy happy       happy happy
         happy    happy    happy     happy
           happy happy        happy happy
                  happy.                  happy
832 · Oct 2014
Machiavellian dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                               It can
                         be  observed
                      that men use var
                    ious   methods   in
                      pursuing their o
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                      glory and r iches
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                      s with circums pe
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                      petu ousity ; o n e
                      uses violence, a n
                      other stratagem ;
                      one man goes a b
                      out things patient
                      ly , another d o es
            the opposite ;        and yet every
         one , for all  this     diversity of method
    , can reach his ob      jective .  It can  a ls o
     be observed  that     the two circumspect
       men, one willach    ieve his end,  the
              o t h e r                      n o t.
P.131 "The Prince"

Niccolo Machiavelli  (1469-1527)
830 · Jun 2015
Like a Fish out of Water
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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829 · Nov 2014
Scratch 'n' Sniff pussy
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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(Hallmark.)

The sweet smell of success.

Actual Size

jk

Although,  I did hold my phone up to my crotch!
826 · Nov 2014
Tight Twat
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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Input?
Hahahahaha.
824 · Jan 2015
Pussy on a Stick
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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                       s          P   s          s
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823 · Sep 2014
Hamlet dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
.
                                  To be
                             or not to be
                          that is the ques
                         tion: whether 'tis
                           nobler  in    the
                           mind  to  suffer
                           the  slings   and
                           arrows   of  out
                           ragous  fortune,
                           or    take   arms
                           against a sea of
                           troubles,and by
                           opposing   e n d
                           them?  To die:to
                           sleep; no   more;
                           and by   a  sleep
                           to  say   we  end
                           the  heart - ache
          and the thousand    natural shocks
     that flesh is  heir to, 'tis a consummation
      devoutly should be wished.  To  die, to
        sleep; to  sleep  perchance to dream:
            ay there's                     the rub
821 · May 2015
Uranus
The Good Pussy May 2015
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                    ~             ~              ~
                       U         U           U
                             r     r     r
                 U      r   ~   a   ~  n     u    s
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                          u       u         u
                      s            s              s
819 · Mar 2016
Hole in the Wall
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
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                              l       l f        l
                             l         l           l
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The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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                              L        s         L
                                  o    ~     o
                                        V
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810 · Apr 2015
Pussy Power
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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                       ­       o    ow     o
                           w       er         w
                          e          P            e
           ­              r         o   w         r
                         P        e     r          P
                         o        P     o         o
                          w       w  e         w
                            e          r          e
           ­                   r        P        r
                          ­      P     o       P
                                  o   w    o
                                    w !  w
                                        !!!
808 · Mar 2015
Pom Pussy
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
.

                                    P
                          o      om        o
                       m        Po           m
                      P          mP             P
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                     P           P   o              P
                      o          m  P             o
                       m         o m           m
                         P         P o          P
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*deep dark delicious pomegranate juice.
807 · Jan 2015
Purty Flower
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
.
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                          m     b   i        m
                         b          B            b
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                                        B
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                                        b
           ­                             i
807 · Mar 2015
Reincarnated Cunt
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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                                     r
                         e         ei          e
                      i             nc            i
                    n               a               n
                   c                 r                 c
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806 · Jan 2015
Chanel #5
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
.

                                        #5
                   ­           #5   #5  #5    #5
                           #5      #5  #5        #5
                         #5            #5             #5
                        #5             #5               #5
                       #5              #5                #5
                       #5              #5                 #5
                      #5            #5  #5              #5
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                       #5          #5     #5           #5
                         #5          #5  #5          #5
                             #5          #5           #5
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                                           #5
                                           #5
795 · Sep 2014
mini dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                                    m
                         ­         i n i
                                  mini
                        ­          mini
                                  mini
           ­                       mini
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                                  mini
                        ­  mini mini mini
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791 · Oct 2014
Thanksgiving dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                                 gobble
                            gobble gobble
                           gobble   gobble
                          gobble      gobble
             ­                gobble gobble
                             gobble gobble
                             gobble gobble
                             gobble gobble
                             gobble gobble
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                             gobble gobble
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                             gobble gobble
                             gobble gobble
                             gobble gobble
                   g o b b l e            g o b b l e
               gobble gobble     gobble gobble
             gobble gobble go gobble gobble go
               gobble gobble        gobble gobble
                    gobble                       gobble
791 · Nov 2014
White Collar dick
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
.
                               White
                         Collar White
                      Collar White Co
                     l l a r WhiteCollar
                     White Collar Whi
                       te  White  Collar
                       White Collar Wh
                       ite  Collar White
                       Collar White  Co
                       l l a r White  Col
                       lar White  Collar
                       White Collar Wh
                       ite Collar White
                       Collar White  Co
                       l a r WhiteCollar
                       White Collar Wh
                       ite  White Collar
           White Collar White Collar White
        Collar White Co  lar White Collar Whi
         te Collar White     Collar White Collar
             White Collar        White Collar
788 · Oct 2015
The Best is yet to Cum
The Good Pussy Oct 2015
.
                             The Best
                          The Best The
                        The Best The Be
                       The Best The Bet
                         The Best  The
                         Best The Best
                         The Best  The
                         Best The Best
                         The Best  The
                         Best The Best
                         The Best  The
                         Best The Best
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                         Best The Best
                         The Best  The
                         Best The Best
                         The Best  The
              The Best             The Best
        The Best The        Best The Best
     The Best The Best The Best The Best
      The Best The Best  The Best The Be
         The Best The        Best The Best
               The                        Best
786 · Feb 2015
A Flying Fuck
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
.
                                  ****
                        ­    **** **** fu
                          **** **** ****
        fly               **** **** fu               fly
     flying            ck **** ****            flying
    flying fly       **** **** fu       fly flying
   flying flying  ck **** ****   flying flying
     flying ****   **** **** fu   flying  ****
          flying       ck **** ****     flying
                            **** **** fu  
                            ck **** ****  
                            **** **** fu
                            ck **** ****
                            **** **** fu
                    **** ****        **** ****
                **** **** ****  **** **** ****
             **** **** **** fu ck **** **** fu
              **** **** ****    **** **** ****
                  **** ****             **** ****
It's  a bird,  it's  a plane  - no, it's  a ****!
785 · Mar 2016
Finger Lickin' Good
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
.
                                        K
                              F      F C       F
                            C        K F         C
                           K          C             K
                           F         K  F           F
                           C        C    K         C
                            K       F    C         K
                             F        K F          F
                               C        C         C
                                          ~
784 · Mar 2015
G-Eazy
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
.

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                               a     a s      a
                            s         y E        s
                           y          a s          y
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                           E         s  y          E
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                                s       a       s
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                                         y
784 · Apr 2015
Firewood
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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780 · Jan 2015
Love Spell
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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779 · Jul 2015
Copy Cat
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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778 · Nov 2014
Pink Taco
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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"If God had meant for man NOT to eat *****, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."

True that.
776 · Apr 2015
Mother Fucker
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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775 · Nov 2014
Joe Dick
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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Dear Joe,
     Please don't be offended.

     I have a list.   I call it: "Poem Seeds".  "Joe ****" was on that list.

  So .. when you ♡ed  my **** - I could ♡dly resist!

PP
773 · Apr 2015
Buttercup
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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770 · Jun 2015
911
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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766 · Mar 2015
Feast or Famine ?
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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764 · Mar 2015
Food Porn
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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763 · Jan 2016
If wishes were horses...
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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762 · Mar 2015
Voilà! La Vulva!
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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760 · Feb 2015
Fucket List
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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