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The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                           "I pull him
                         deeper in my
                        mouth so I can
                       feel  him  at  the
                        back of my thro
                        at and  then  to
                        the front again.
                        My tongue  swi
                        rls   around the
                        end.   He's   my
                        very own Chris
                        tian   Grey- flav
                        ored     popsicle.
                        I    ****   harder
                        and   harder . . .
                         . . . Hmmm . . .
                         my   inner   god
                         dess    is   doing
             the merengue      with some salsa
        moves. " " You'r e   so    deliciously wet
         god I want you  I '  m going to *******
            now Ms. Steele      hard . . .   come
                   for       me               Ana."
"50 Shades of Grey"    (google)
69
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
69
What is the square root of 69?

Eight something.

What is 69 squared?

Dinner for 4.
(tee hee)
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The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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                            **  w
                       about I come
                     to your place to
                    night,so I can ******>                  w  you  the   growth
                     ofmy natural log
                     I'm  not being ob
                     tuse, you  are  be
                     ing a cute girl . Y
                     ou mustbe the sq
                     are root of -1 bec
                     ause you can't be
                     real. The  derivat
                     ive ofmy love for
                     you is 0,  because
                     my lovefor you is
                     constant.  Why d
                     on't we use some
                     Fourier  analysis
                     on  our   relation
                     ship  and  reduce
                     to a  series of Sim
                     ple     per io doc  
       Fun ctions.                I wish i was
 your calculus home  work, because then
I'd be hard and   you  'd be doing me on yo
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It's  a bird,  it's  a plane  - no, it's  a ****!
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The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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"A Modest Proposal" is a satirical essay written by Jonathan Swift in 1729.  His suggestion,  as a means of social engineering,  was to sell children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies.
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                   W            W             W
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                    W             W            W
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                               Fountain
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                       Fountain Fountain
                      Fountain   F ountain
                     Fountain   Fountain  F
                        Fountain Fountain
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                                     V
                           a       a   g       a
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"Who's afraid of ****** Wolfe? "
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                           e        a  m          e
                         m           s               m
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                         c             t  r              c
                           o            u              o
                               m       e         m
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*Taken from Hamlet's soliloquy : Act III, scene 1.
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                      b                b                b
                            a          a           a
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                                d        d         d
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                       o          i l            o
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                         f         l  o           f
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* A Greek pastry.  Layers and layers of filo sprinkled with chopped nuts and drenched  with butter and honey.
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