You know Cohen and Ellis,
Powel and McEnany,
Hutchison, Meadows,
And soon, Giuliana;
But try not to recall
The most infamous POTUS of all:
Donald the orange-skinned POTUS
Has a Pinocchio nose,
And everytime he speaks out,
You literally see it grow.
All of his well-placed minions,
And millions that can't be named,
Try to protect the Donald,
But only expose their shame.
Then one sunny DC Day
SC Jack Smith says:
Donald with your team in flight,
Your term in office is finite.
Then how his minions left him,
And they shouted silently;
Donald, you long-nosed politico,
You're a blip in history.
Sad to destroy such a beautiful children's song with such a horrific adult song.