I was adopted
that’s how I ended up here
I used to be in one family
and they lost me to two
I’m positive it was an accident
they probably thought I was in the backseat
we’ll laugh it off when they find me
Apparently it's actually pretty common for children of divorce to fantasize about adoption/ alternate family dynamics, which I didn't know until recently. But golly, have I felt bad about it for a long ******* while