"hahahahahaha" poems
Sentimental emotions needs to be shared
Down at your little throne I glared
I danced I frowned I smiled Oh silly jester of the court..
You only see a face of a fool! oh deary, please allow me to retort.
I make the masses smile all the time my dear
Why can't you see this jester's love appear?
I juggle knives and flames for your amusement.
Oh truly I do shrug in fear and in torment.
/Hush little darling don't you frown
This little jester will be your clown
All he wants to do is to see you smile
All he wants to do is laugh for awhile
This psychopathic love that I have for you
Would only be the beginning of our story for two.
The jester smiles and the crowd goes nuts
Alas the princess is with me but the pain still cuts/
Let the jester make you the grandest ball of them all
Let your lover make you twirl round and round in this ball
Let the crowd know this love that I held in the end
A jester to a lover what a sweet sweet blend
HaHaHaHaHaHa says the jester gone mad
How could this fairy tale got so wrong and bad
The jester hacks and slashes oh he is excited
For my sweet deary all things should be dead.
I thank the world for what it gave my heart
Sadly a jester can only do much it rips him apart
He can only make people smile and more is too much.
Bodies everywhere my love pulseless, inside the jester he only laughed a bunch.
Oct 11, 2017
Oct 11, 2017 at 3:53 PM UTC
A conversation with my little cousins:
Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him: Doctor!
Me: Doctor Who?
Him: Exactly!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Hahaha That's very funny darling.
His little brother: KNOCK KNOCK!
Me: Who's there?
His little brother: um... um... I forgot, wait no um POTATO MUFFIN BANANA NINJA!
Me: Potato muffin banana ninja who?
His little brother: EXACTLY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Um... yeah. hahaha...
Him: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY!
Me: Um, yes. Sure. ha. haha. hahaha...
His little brother: It's funny because I said POTATO MUFFIN BANANA NINJA and then you said WHO and then I said EXACTLY! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: *** I think they are both having seizures...
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But I love them with all my heart!!!
<3
(My littlest cousin is obsessed with potatoes, muffins, bananas, and ninjas. I don't know it's weird dont ask)
Nov 27, 2014
Nov 27, 2014 at 11:51 AM UTC
To all those that were reading my last piece,'Split personality' I had to take it down sadly after it had trended to a hundred reads in 3 hrs. But I wrote quickly and used the word 'cohabit' without realizing what it implied... you throw that in with 'brotherly loyalty' and the whole piece just reads a lot gay... now, I'm not hating on gay people... I just don't swing that way, wouldn't want my poems to give off the wrong impression... all said and done... I have just had a good laugh at my own expense hahahahaha
Apr 17, 2013
Apr 17, 2013 at 10:59 AM UTC
Shifting shifting
Into gear
I'm driving without fear
Vroom vroom
So far I go
Where I do not know
Chit chat chit chat
They all speak
Without them I am weak
Swirling swirling
My Brain is fried
I let out and cry
Nic NAC nic NAC
Give myself a slap
I need to take a nap
Plic plac ship lac
I need a whicky snack
For I am not a bat
I'm losing my mind
It bellows obscenities
Can I still follow the rhyme
I lost track of time
I have no dime ?
Save me save me sir mime
It makes no sense
Too much suspense
My body is too tense
I want it to stop
Please God
Let it stop
I'm tired
It's screaming
Tens of voices
New ideas
So many choices
I forget them
Before I start them
Then I'm off exchanging myself
For a new shelf
I'm talking
I'm dancing
I'm cleaning
I'm
ScrEAMING
It's creamy~
Words words
They don't add up
Help me help me
god above
Help me help me
Ones I love
I'm losing my ****
I'm losing all of it
Am I bipolar
Or just ******* nuts
I cannot contain my lusts
I want it all
I want a nap
I want to fall
And run a lap
La la la la lee do da da
I sing a little song
La la la le do da da
I cry a little long
La la la le do da da
I scream hahahAHAHAHA
I am not an Artist~
I am not a talent
I am nothing much
But leftover lunch
Molding and burning
In the evening sun
My end has begun
I am in need of savior
No chance with my flavor
Throw me away
Let me sleep
I am a jumbled up mess
Trying to count too many sheep
Peep peep little one
I am insane
I took your brain
And set it on a plane
It'll never return
The same
You are to blame
Who are you
Who am I ?
Maybe I'll know
When I die
Mar 2, 2022
Mar 2, 2022 at 1:04 AM UTC
I sit on my own in a restaurant
And at the table next to me
A guy’s grabbing a hunny’s ****
And giving it all the googly eyes;
He smiles.
It’s a first date.
He’s done her already
And she is a stunner
Eastern European
A body built like an athlete
A body you’d **** yourself for
Just for a sip of that amber nectar
The body of a woman that puts fire in the *****
And gives way to sleepless nights.
He was grinning
And I was lost in my Vichyssoise
But as the evening wears on
The passion disintegrates
Into mindless rote
They were onto eating sandwiches
And I was onto the lobster
I know that you shouldn’t bring a sandwich
To a buffet.
The guy with the Bulgarian hunny learnt that too:
As soon as the guy looks up and begins to give his order to the waitress
The Bulgarian hunny interrupts him
“I would to order...”
“Bradley, don’t you look at another woman –
He’ll be having the salad and the tuna steak.
You know you’re not having a **** steak
I don’t want you dying of a heart attack before you’re forty.
And I’m certainly not going to be left to feed 6 kids!”
There was an awkward silence
Every time Bradley tried to get a word in the
Hot Bulgarian fluttered her big brown eyes
And shrugged her shoulder.
“Boy, save the charm for the girl on your arm.”
God, if I were him
I would sleep with one eye open.
And I know if they had a bunny
It would be on the stove by now.
The conversation gently continued,
Poor Bradley couldn’t look at another woman
Throughout the evening
It was decided:
3 boys and 3 girls
And not one would be thought to be called
Bradley Jr.
They had to graduate
They had to work five years
And have full dental plans
All this was going on before
The salads.
I have to laugh
Hahahahahaha
When one is faced with a beauty like that
That’s a maniac
I have to think:
You can’t taste the milk
And then not put a down payment on the cow.
Nov 19, 2011
Nov 19, 2011 at 10:09 PM UTC
I sit on my own in a restaurant
And at the table next to me
A guy’s grabbing a hunny’s ****
And giving it all the googly eyes;
He smiles.
It’s a first date.
He’s done her already
And she is a stunner
Eastern European
A body built like an athlete
A body you’d **** yourself for
Just for a sip of that amber nectar
The body of a woman that puts fire in the *****
And gives way to sleepless nights.
He was grinning
And I was lost in my Vichyssoise
But as the evening wears on
The passion disintegrates
Into mindless rote
They were onto eating sandwiches
And I was onto the lobster
I know that you shouldn’t bring a sandwich
To a buffet.
The guy with the Bulgarian hunny learnt that too:
As soon as the guy looks up and begins to give his order to the waitress
The Bulgarian hunny interrupts him
“I would to order...”
“Bradley, don’t you look at another woman –
He’ll be having the salad and the tuna steak.
You know you’re not having a **** steak
I don’t want you dying of a heart attack before you’re forty.
And I’m certainly not going to be left to feed 6 kids!”
There was an awkward silence
Every time Bradley tried to get a word in the
Hot Bulgarian fluttered her big brown eyes
And shrugged her shoulder.
“Boy, save the charm for the girl on your arm.”
God, if I were him
I would sleep with one eye open.
And I know if they had a bunny
It would be on the stove by now.
The conversation gently continued,
Poor Bradley couldn’t look at another woman
Throughout the evening
It was decided:
3 boys and 3 girls
And not one would be thought to be called
Bradley Jr.
They had to graduate
They had to work five years
And have full dental plans
All this was going on before
The salads.
I have to laugh
Hahahahahaha
When one is faced with a beauty like that
That’s a maniac
I have to think:
You can’t taste the milk
And then not put a down payment on the cow.
Nov 11, 2011
Nov 11, 2011 at 3:50 PM UTC
Right person, wrong time?
HAHAHAHAHAHA,
No you're the wrong person,
Making my blood boil.
And time?
You never will have my time.
I have better things to waste it on,
And you aren't one!
Jan 5, 2016
Jan 5, 2016 at 9:49 AM UTC
Calm?
You want us to keep
CALM?
Hahahahahaha...
Our identity is about to be
Revealed brother!
They will
Exile us, brother.
We will be
GONE.
Sep 22, 2013
Sep 22, 2013 at 3:50 AM UTC
Hey you gal, com’ere
You notice seh, when word gone round,
And people affie frown
and deh look pon you.
Mi nah say nothing.
When word gone round,
And people affie frown,
And deh look pon me,
Why yeah fi see me?
You haunted or summthin?
Vanilla on cream,
Think she prettier then me,
You nah nothing
Hey goodie, with your white gal ‘air
Only thing you better dan me,
Is ******* that wood like a lolly lolly pop.
Why you affie be so bad mind
You have a sad mind,
Two tiny ***** knocking side to side,
Coming up to me, with ya smile in hand,
Yeah lie, yeah lie
Me nuh see you,
you affie be somebody fi see
Hey you gal,
you think your better then me?
With ya boyfriend
Who ya naw even see, see
Bringing home hickeys,
And deh gurls seh she nah even mean dem.
Hahahahahaha
Go **** back ya moma
Ya, luckier then me!!!
Feb 27, 2019
Feb 27, 2019 at 3:55 PM UTC
I used to be angry
that you did what you did,
but now all I am is grateful.
You saved me the heartache.
Someone else got your attention
so you went after her.
You stopped the lies and the games and you left.
I used to be angry
because you of all the empty promises you made me.
But you just gave me a second opportunity at life,
because any life I would have had with you wouldn't have really been living.
It would have been settling.
I deserve more than to settle.
You told me to go find someone better, to find someone who will give me all that I wanted.
Don't you worry, I will.
I have no doubt I'll find someone
who is ten times the man you are.
I'll find someone who means it when they say they love me.
I'm holding out for the one who loves his Creator more than
he loves his life itself.
I'm perfectly fine with waiting for the one who can't
sleep,
breathe,
think,
live,
without me.
I'll wait for the man who
is who he says he is.
The one who doesn't have to lie
in order to get what he wants.
I'll make him feel
scared,
alive,
joyful,
excited for the future,
and happy with the life he has.
You think you ruined me?
Hahahahahaha
You showed me
what I actually deserve.
And baby, you weren't it.
So don't come back with more lies because you realize
I would have treated you like the king
I thought you were.
Don't come back for any reason.
Ever.
I'll find someone who puts me first.
Who doesn't feel the need to lie in order to conceal his true self.
Don't kid yourself, you're not worth it.
Nov 25, 2015
Nov 25, 2015 at 1:35 AM UTC
Hahahahahaha...
Maybe it's early,
Maybe it's not,
But whatever it is
Now this is my spot!
Oct 7, 2013
Oct 7, 2013 at 5:59 AM UTC
I am so Boring That…
Morpheus takes my correspondence course
I teach the House of Lords how to induce snores
I make strong men yawn with my tired metaphors
I am on retainer with all the best sleep clinics
I am the reason the grooms in Macbeth slept
Hypnos and Nix envy me and my skills
Rip Van Winkle was wonked out by my rhymes
My verses make for Odin’s yearly sleep
I wield my Sword of Soporificity
And the condemned oversleep their executions
Look upon my cliches’, ye mighty, and despair, hahahahahaha…!
Feb 1, 2017
Feb 1, 2017 at 5:15 PM UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHA DRAMA HAHAHAHAHAHA LIES HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nov 25, 2015
Nov 25, 2015 at 9:35 PM UTC