"caca" poems
waste matter discharged from the mother's bowels; feces,
excreta, stools, droppings; waste matter,
ordure, dung; **** poo, dirt, turds, ****
"cleaning up ferret excrement":
mid 16th century: from French excrément
or Latin excrementum, from excernere ‘to sift out’ feces;
act of defecating;
a contemptible or worthless person;
something worthless; garbage; nonsense;
"this book is **** unpleasant experiences
or treatment; "I went through a lot of **** last year"
things or stuff, especially personal belongings;
"he left all his **** in my apartment"
events or circumstances;
_"some crazy **** went down last night"_
any psychoactive drug, especially marijuana [the good ****
good **** verb: **** 3rd person present: *****
past tense: ******* past participle: *******
past tense: **** past participle: **** past tense: shat;
past participle: shat; gerund or present participle: ********
expel feces from the body,
soiling one's clothes as a result;
expelling feces accidentally; very frightened.
tease or try to deceive someone or thing.
"I **** you not" exclamation
exclamation: ****
[exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance]
Old English scitte ‘diarrhea,’ of Germanic origin;
related to Dutch schijten, German scheissen [verb];
_The term was originally neutral and used without ****** connotation_;
*********** from Greek κόπρος,
kópros—excrement & φιλία, philía—
liking, fondness, also called scatophilia
or **** [Greek: σκατά, skatá-feces],
is the paraphilia involving
****** arousal & pleasure
from specific feces;
meanly, his mother said, _u can drink my ***
but don't eat my **** then she ****
& *** & the boy drank but when
he put the warm **** to his mouth,
she slapped it out of his hand &
yelled, I told u not to eat my ****
& the boy began to cry & feeling
bad his mother turned to let him lick
the bowl & rim the moist wet hole between
her pudgy cheeks & then gave him more
of her tangy *** to drink like lemonade
& chocolate chips, sometimes it was
more like sweet sherbet; but she never
hit him again & he's been eating her ****
ever since; now, his wife lets him drink
her *** & he eats from the baby's *****
Aug 31, 2018
Aug 31, 2018 at 12:38 AM UTC
a rodent's demise
didn't see him 'till the end
only his droppings
nasty little black feces
hiding out in my office
the glue traps were set
and baited with green pellets
a matter of time
a nocturnal S.O.B.
no one heard his night time screams
I have no regrets
and PETA would not be proud
but it's not my fault
oh the germs...the germs, germs, germs
just can't deal with mouse ****
Jan 7, 2010
Jan 7, 2010 at 11:55 AM UTC
*whatever we speak, it's hardly going to
be spoken of.*
which means two kettles...
mind you: target practise
or as i mind
the 2.4
of said: superman
in Iowa...
do i care to mind?
well, **** me!
they verse in acronym
i.n.d.i.a. & c.h.i.n.a.
akin to a billion...
i'm tongue tied and heaving,
das bōt...
this doesn't help the aesthetic...
with prolonging dies
the excess o...
kaiser schweizer min took!
whatever that means,
they say funny accents in ****
to **** a thought of a zeppelin...
yhwh: or the hollowing-out,
awaiting the god to lift us out...
Pythagorean umlaut
into a macron joinery...
depending on your aesthetic...
Kreisler schisser...
twins anti avid,
interchange s and z...
Charlotte
and sharpening, shearing and cheering,
and so many excuses...
the chard and the sh and the charcoal
and the shattering of, of the chatter:
cheap and sharp
or the acute variations of śarp & ćeap...
or what the first H represents:
an upper punctuation marking,
above the letter,
Y or gamma γ vs. Υ (upsilon)
in latter phrasing comma...
or what's pinpointed with Y
and what's later replicated in trigonometric W
of sine and cosine, as is Y the tan divergence...
excesses bound to later and latter...
how to differentiate? the lay'ter
from the latté of not mopping up the surd
h and the vocalised h that's asphyxiating
within catching breath asthmatic?
people forgot punctuation
in the same way they forgot diacritical markings
but at least they got a pretty picture
and dyslexia, and iconoclasm, and
modern illiteracy;
as said modern conspiracy theory:
far **** away from 1990s cartoon network...
everything you just said: doesn't
prop a need for me to buy things;
which is why, i guess, you need
a drugs trade that's the alternative
of consumerism.
Nov 23, 2016
Nov 23, 2016 at 10:36 PM UTC
Thee Artiste Carvó's "Fartistic Wind"
A ****** seeps into Thee's loft and lispers...
"F-f-f-fartistic s-s-s-soul, I would like to be a fr-fr-fr-freak and ooze in your **** cre-cre-cre-cretinivity"...
Thee fartistic soul then cuts cheese, and says...
"If you are to reach true degeneration, you must first crap a work of ****
The ****** then begins to swirl round and round the **** bowl...
A can of trash then pervades the room and spills these words...
"Without a lisper there is no ****** without a ****** a lisper ceases to be"...
The ****** then collides with the can of trash...
A masterpiece of p-p-p-puke...
*Original ('Artistic Wind') by: Thee Artiste aka Logbrain Crappó
Reworked by: CrE aka Trollminator*
Jan 18, 2015
Jan 18, 2015 at 12:40 PM UTC
Ya viene el General
ya ... el General
ya viene el General
montado en su caballo blanco, rodeado
de guardias y guardaespaldas y diputados y putas picadas
pasa debajo del arco triunfal
de papel
VIVA EL PARTIDO LIBERAL!
brillan en su pecho gordo sudado
las medallas color **** Estallan
los cohetes. Toca la banda.
VIVA EL GENERAL SOMOZA! Sonríe
con el miedo, mirando a todos lados. Los cascos
del caballo resbalan en las revesadas de los picados
VIVA EL PARTIDO LIBERAL NACIONALISTA
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another hello poetry babe got dumped on by
Her boy friend !!
//
Which one ?
Hey
There are already
100's of em lining the left edge
Of your screen by now !
""
Probably 1/2 of em on their 2nd or 3d
Dumping !
//
It's quite a show
..
Caint YE just see
All running around naked
Trying to cover themselves up !
Everyone throwing **** and garbage at them
And giggling at their bouncing ***** !
""
WHAT A BUNCH A GIRLS !
These hello poetry babes !
.
Apr 20, 2016
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:42 PM UTC
¡Ya!
Prepare the barco,
Empújalo through the scrub.
‘It’s not much further now,'
His voice sugar-coated with expectation:
The flap of the jib, the slippery release into
El agua negra.
Summer sun has baked the avenue of grasses
Into wiry nests.
‘Do not open the gate,' he fulminates.
Waiting for the tren to pass
The gaze of the pasajero
Picks him out against the lights.
Wait, cross, check, shut the gate like you kiss
A un niño.
She pulls truculentemente against his bodyweight,
The smell of greased wheels
Mixes with the **** of ducks and burgers.
Canta ella:
‘It’s many the time I’ve sung this song,
Though the wind blows like a gale’.
How many more times can he set sail?
Before he is buried in the fango
And the sea shanty disintegrates
Into the
Trees?
Dec 29, 2020
Dec 29, 2020 at 2:35 PM UTC
La vida empieza en lágrimas y ****
Luego viene la mu, con mama y coco,
Síguense las viruelas, baba y moco,
Y luego llega el trompo y la matraca.
En creciendo, la amiga y la sonsaca,
Con ella embiste el apetito loco,
En subiendo a mancebo, todo es poco,
Y después la intención peca en bellaca.
Llega a ser hombre, y todo lo trabuca,
Soltero sigue toda Perendeca,
Casado se convierte en mala cuca.
Viejo encanece, arrúgase y se seca,
Llega la muerte, todo lo bazuca,
Y lo que deja paga, y lo que peca.
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As the sun slumbers in the dark
The background music:
"tchik-tchik-tchik”
The cicadas pressing against the bark,
Their rostra stuck into the trunk
to pump out the sap
Just like us as we nap
In these states both parading as drunk.
High in the deep blue sky,
Swifts glide like arrows: “Weer!! … Weer!!!"
They paint ‘Van Gogh’ esk clouds with effortless cheer,
All singing goodbye to the sun with gleeful sighs.
Large, loud locusts oscillate above
Their wings like cymbals: "tsk-caca-tsk"
Acclaiming their love with a cheeky wink
Hello darkness, they shout with a buzz!
May 9, 2025
May 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM UTC
HOPE
The White House has lost its Hope.
Will Trump be able to cope?
Did she rhapsodize
His little white lies?
Is he at the end of his rope?
-by Bob B (3-2-18)
TRADE WARS
When Trump has a bad day,
All of us have to pay.
A trade war because
Of tariffs? Where was
His babysitter? Away?
-by Bob B (3-3-18)
DOSSIER #2
We hear that a SECOND dossier
Has recently come into play.
The word "collude"
Gains certitude
More and more every day.
-by Bob B (3-6-18)
HUH?
Some evangelical preachers
Prove to be rather odd creatures.
Judicious thought
Is something that's not
One of their outstanding features.
Although Trump's values collide
With theirs, they're still satisfied
That as chief of state
He'll make us great
For he still has God on his side.
-by Bob B (3-16-18)
TRUMP CONGRATULATES PUTIN ON HIS “VICTORY”
Advice often falls on deaf ears
As Trump crosses brand-new frontiers.
Best wishes to Putin
Don't make for smart shootin'.
He ALWAYS confirms our worst fears.
The man just cannot resist
Putin, who’s first on his list.
Will no one say why
Putin's his guy?
Melania ought to be ******
-by Bob B (3-22-18)
DACA
Trump might seem to talk a
Great deal about DACA.
Often he’ll dare
To say Dems don’t care.
What a bunch of ****
-by Bob B (3-24-18)
INTERVIEW WITH STORMY DANIELS
In Stormy's concise interview
Not much was revealed that was new.
Does IT seem to strike
You, too, that it's like
Experiencing déjà vu?
-by Bob B (3-26-18)
Mar 31, 2018
Mar 31, 2018 at 10:26 AM UTC