"bettin" poems
Perky ******* & Pouty Lips
Now I'm thinking I am, your typical male
who loves beautiful women, and all they entail
tall or short both, make my heart do flips
but the things that I, like for sure
it's alright if, they're somewhat demure
are perky ******* and pouty lips
a personality, is a wonderful thing
it would be cool, if she can dance and sing
don't mind playin poker, and bettin those chips
a sense of humor, with a snorting laugh
always willing, to give you half
umm but I crave perky ******* and pouty lips
I love watching them, when they come and go
swingin those hips, to and fro
make my heart beat do, a couple of skips
but look at those ******* and that **** mouth
causing a disturbance down to the south
god I love perky ******* and pouty lips
Gomer LePoet...
Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:26 PM UTC
Rat Farts
Once again me and my baby have split
now I'm all alone and feeling like doodoo
Im bettin' for sure you thought I'd say ****
can't talk like that when I'm wearin' my tutu
the Doobies in the background rockin' it out
smoked one myself now at least I am writing
stuffing my face with my homemade sour *****
next on my jukebox is a song 5 for fighting
I usually can find a good way to ***** up
too often my mouth gets in the way of my brain
I once stood in front of the asylum with a cup
trying to convince everyone that I was insane
one more hit should make the trip complete
crap, now I spilled a bowl of chili on my shorts
sitting here staring at the warts on my feet
another trip to the doc what can I say but rat farts
Gomer and Morpheus
Sep 26, 2011
Sep 26, 2011 at 8:37 AM UTC
As Thursday dawns and traffic thrums,
the pulse of life is rising.
The temperature is mild for now,
but highs I am despising.
I'll enjoy the ride and abide
within my domain bettin',
That if you're out by noon today,
you really will be sweatin'.
So I'll drink my fluids and try
to keep myself away from trouble,
'Cause when the sun is high today,
the tar will start to bubble.
Jul 12, 2017
Jul 12, 2017 at 1:15 PM UTC
i was livin like a joker
i was hidin from the king
i was sleepin with the queen
who was still wearin his ring
i was bettin like an ace
on the queen not losin face
gettin cleaned out by the king
better pick up my **** pace
i was runnin with the queen
like a joker out the scene
as the king tails behind us
lord i hope that he don't find us
livin large just like a king
with a stolen diamond ring
and the joker pourin drinks
as the queen stares off and thinks
now the queen is showin signs
a new a ace is on the rise
so i put all in once more
like a joker hit the floor
now i'm dreamin of the queen
and the king i once had been
with a twinkle in my eye
like an ace it's time to fly
now the king he sits and grins
cuz ya know he always wins
as the diamond rings change hands
ace toasts to foreign lands
cuz the queen sticks with the ***
and the ace is always hot
while the joker drowns his sorrow
the king drinks to tomorrow.
Mar 29, 2015
Mar 29, 2015 at 1:31 AM UTC
Overheard outside the store,
Mother to her son,
"If it ain't a dollar..."
That's the sentence she'd begun.
You can figure out the rest,
Knowing what would fit -
"If it ain't a dollar, well,
Then you're not gettin' it."
Was the kid upset? No way;
He'd heard that line before.
He shrugged and went to check it out
Inside the dollar store.
I guess in this economy,
There'd be no risk in bettin'
That many things for lots of bucks
A lot of kids ain't gettin'.
Apr 16, 2019
Apr 16, 2019 at 2:24 PM UTC
**** life, I feel like death. I feel like dyin. Tired of sighin. Fed up with continuously fruitlessly tryin. Really high and im flyin. Cant stay up forever. Still though, ill never stop smokin, no never. Im too real to stay or be sober, thats how it feels. Burn my own flesh sometimes, just to feel. Into shadow shards I peel. On blistered and ****** knees I kneel. For this life is too heavy.
Words are wind and we are dirt. With disaster I flirt. ********* mother nature just to watch her squirt. Boiling tsunamis and enormous hurricanes. Breathing lava veins, losses but no gains. Im starving stains, water as it floods and drains. Im pain as it pours and maims.
Winter words and summer birds all call to me wonderfully. Woeful discontented rage never vented. Running in dry rivulets out of my gaping eye sockets. No skeletons in my closet, but there ARE dripping molding bones stuffed into my pockets. Lined with self loathing. My very favorite style of clothing.
Ill ramble and roll right on. Rollin and ramblin. Bettin and gamblin all of my hope away. If I were you I would bet against me. Trees and tears raised me. Look, see? Ive got bark for skin and my confidence is thin. I would write more. But I would not know how, when, or where to even begin.
Mar 19, 2012
Mar 19, 2012 at 11:12 PM UTC
No more chillin,
Just sweatin, I’m stressin
I’m rainin down blood from my eyes
Gotta be the best, Superior to the rest
I only wanna touch the skies
I’m bettin high stakes, make no mistake
On eggshells walkin through these land mines
I gotta be strong if I’m gonna prove him wrong
His looks alone pierce my heart like dull knives
I gotta change my ways to see different days
There’s more to me than just some good times
I never hurt so much til he walked in
But best believe he’s sendin me good vibes
There’s depth to his stares, he actually cares
My past lovers from himself he divides
He’s only givin tough love, no baby gloves
This aint a phase, he’s really changin both our lives
He told me passion is only a distraction
Who cares about your heart or the size
Results and achievments are what they want
But these are just a few words for the wise
Now I’m livin in better days, true to my new ways
I’ve released all these bindes and cut these ties
Now I’m just chillin,
No more sweatin, no stressin
I’m not goin back, no compramise.
Feb 25, 2014
Feb 25, 2014 at 8:53 PM UTC
You might be evil but I'm better at it.
Risk.
You can try me, I'll be bettin' on it.
Risk.
Anarchy taking your peace by force, live free, or follow a preset course.
Self destruction, don't be a tool of mass corruption.
Stuck between a dark place and a hard place,
don't be afraid, find your war face.
Evil forces can be used for good,
that's why there's yin and yang.
Balance.
Let your interests be your purpose and just do it.
Shades of red,
Fascists in blue,
a repeating cycle the human race comes to.
America killed itself, because that's what Americans do.
Religion and state. Laws of liars decide your fate, take a risk make change or die another statistic.
Life is electric.
Burn your TV, **** pop culture, respect a human, but **** a privileged criminal.
I will risk my own life to live it.
I'll take the risk, I'd risk my own life to live.
I would risk my own life to live it.
Every Villain is Lemons.
You might be evil but I'm better at it.
Jul 1, 2015
Jul 1, 2015 at 2:20 PM UTC
Don't bet the Devil your head
You'll end on the crossroads
Where you met
Asking for it back,
But he'll never return your favor.
Better savor sanity while you got it
Cause you sure glorified insanity,
Bettin' the Devil your head.
Nov 26, 2018
Nov 26, 2018 at 12:16 AM UTC