The company you sleep with
is the company you keep with
when the wolves are bearing down,

at the risk of boring London town
Her Majesty will wear a crown
and a full crown, not
a half a crown
because?
well fiddlesticks,
a half a crown is only two and six
and she's worth more than that.

Also, while I'm still a subject,
she rejected my invitation
to meet at Carnforth railway station
for a
'Brief Encounter'
told me she was seeing
Trevor.


I hate Trevor.