#kleenex poems on Hello Poetry

MetaVerse Oct 8

Sneezer

There once was a sneezer named Rose
Who'd sneeze to the tips of her toes.
She once sneezed so heinous
She puked out her ****
And blew out her brains through her nose.

#rose #noes #sneeze #anatomy #limerick #humor #allergies #kleenex #achoo

Celestinus Castillo Oct 2018

Kleenex

You are like a box of kleenex
But you are more than a box of tissues
You are there when I am sick
Or whenever I cry over personal issues
You are there to help me
Clean up my messes
You are there to comfort me
With my life stresses
I need to take you everywhere with me
In pocket form, when I travel too far
And traveling gets easier
When there's one in the car
You help me aid others
When they are sick or need help
You can never have too much kleenex
Or a mother's love for yourself

#kleenex #tissue #mother #love #happybirthday

Emily Tyler Feb 2015

Lovesick

It made me
Sick.

The kind of sick
That books describe
As green,
Ghostly skinned
With red rust noses.

Sick to my stomach
Like when you wake up
At 2:00 AM
And realize that
Something
Is
Not
Right
Before you sprint
Down the hall
To the bathroom
And ***** pizza bagels into the
Pristine marble sink.

It made me sick like
When it gets so bad that
Blowing your nose hurts
Because the extra soft Kleenex
Have scratched your skin raw
Over
And
Over
Again.

It made me sick
When I realized
That it wasn't you that I loved
But the feeling of being loved.

#love #boyfriend #realize #sick #lovesick #emilytyler #emily #emilytalks #mumps #kleenex

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