East or the west, Computer is Waste
Surrounded by mouse, Having no Taste
Operator is a fool, Is never ever Cool
Always in haste, Does Cut and Paste
Encounters error in memory, Shooks his Head
Filled with terror, Shakes his Neck
Restarts his computer, But in Vain
The computer Reports – 'Disk Boot Failure'
The operator restarts, again and again
But no more gains, only pain and pain
Hits the CPU with his Boots
But still the computer fails to Boot
Kicks the Monitor with his Boots
The Monitor Screen gets shattered
The operator gets an electric shock
Utters 'Good Bye World'
Long live the computer, In the Future
To send peoples to the lovely Heaven
Free of Cost – Free of Cost
By the way, If anyone finds himself in the Hell
Then just blame His Highness Great Charles Babbage
Just for a laugh
I wrote this unpublished poem 15 years ago in 2005. Today found this in old diary and published here.