COMEY AND PRESIDENT TRUMP
NOW BATTLE IT OUT
LETS HOPE THE ENQUIRY TELLS
US WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT


ITS ALL ABOUT RUSSIA AND
TRUMPS EXPLOSIVE TWEETS
ITS MY WORD AGAINST YOURS
CAN PRESIDENT TRUMP BE BEAT


YOU MUST DROP THE RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION
AND BE ONLY LOYAL TO ME
I AM PRESIDENT TRUMP
I AM GOD DON'T YOU SEE

ONE O'CLOCK TWO O'CLOCK
THREE O'CLOCK ROCK
DONALD TRUMP AND JAMES COMEY
GO ONCE ROUND THE BLOCK


ONE POTATO TWO POTATO
THREE POTATO FOUR
DONALD TRUMP IS ANNOYED
HE WANTS TO SETTLE THE SCORE


EYE SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH TUMBLE
DONALD TRUMP AND JAMES COMEY
ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE !!!!!!!!!!

TRUMPS THREAT TRUMPS ATTACK
HE IS DENOUNCING JAMES COMEY
THERE IS NOW NO TURNING BACK


WITH THREATENING WORDS
AND TERRIBLE TWEETS
TRUMP IS REALLY ABUSIVE
THERE IS NO RETREAT


IS TRUMP CAUGHT UP
IN THE RUSSIAN SCANDAL
GETTING RID OF COMEY
IS MUCH EASIER TO HANDLE

The FBI chief, Mr. Comey,
was loved by Trump like his best *****.
For he went around hintin'
about emails and Clinton,
making Trump fans excited and foamy.

But then Comey provided reflection
upon Trump aides and Russian connection.
Trump did protest and howl,
stamp his feet and cry foul,
for the tide has turned since the election.

Trump thinks Comey is guilty of slander,
though his Hillary probe raised no dander.
So I guess Trump's excuse
is what's good for the goose
simply does not apply to the gander!

So why Donald Trump am I hounding
through this verse and this poetic pounding?
It's Trump's hypocrisy
that so motivates me
and we're used to it!... That's what's astounding!

PRESIDENT TRUMP SACKS JAMES COMEY
HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SCANDAL
NO CONVICTION FOR HILLARY
TRUMP COULD NOT HANDLE


MR COMEY WENT PUBLIC ON
HIS CLOSURE OF THE CASE
THIS WAS ALL GOING ON
THROUGH THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE


HILLARY SAID THAT THIS SCANDAL
CAUSED HER TO LOOSE THE ELECTION
HILLARY THEN HAD NO CONVICTION
AND WENT ON WITH OUT ANY DETECTION