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Osiria Melody Dec 2019
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Up on the rooftop
Hey, hey, hey

Up on the rooftop, breakin'  trespassing law
Who the **** is Santa Claus?
Amazon is such a gift
Thank Jeff Bezos for that ****

Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Next on my shopping list
Discounts going clickity, click, click

Here comes the order of big Nell
Oh dear credit card treatin' her like hell
Give her a gift set of all things nice
One that is actually worth the price

Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Next on my shopping list
Discounts going clickity, click, click

Look in the stocking of big Bill
Oh, an armadillo **** is such a thrill!
Here is a bag of sweet, sweet dank
Paid with Nell's card from the bank

Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Next on my shopping list
Discounts going clickity, click, click

Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Hey, hey, hey, I'm ******* broke
Next on my shopping list
Discounts going clickity, click, click
Discounts going clickity, click, click



Melody
12/15/19
Inspired from tweaking one of the stanzas at 18, this ain't my first parody and it won't be my last.
Raj Arumugam Sep 2010
1
*** dum da da ***
moom moom
swish glish
sa sa sa lum
hey, hey, hey
I’m coming there
where you are
with a he he he
and a hu hu hu
la, la **!**!**!
Who’s me?
I’m the superest-ever clown
I’m coming right now
*** dum da da ***
moom moom
swish glish
sa sa sa lum
hey, hey, hey
I’ll be there!

2
I’m coming with a lot of noise
I’ll come with laughs
and cheers
I’ll come unseen and with joy
hey! hey! hey!
you can start laughing now
O you can smile
come on now
la la la di di da da
sum sum sum
sim sim sim
I’ll be as good as dim sum!

3
*** dum da da ***
moom moom
swish glish
sa sa sa lum
hey, hey, hey
I’ll be like the moon
when I come
seen by the first humans
for the first time
and everyone looking in wonder and love
and laughing, laughing
for what else can one do
when there’s so much radiant lunacy?
ha, ha ha
he he he
*** dum da da ***
moom moom
swish glish
sa sa sa lum
hey, hey, hey



4
*** dum da da ***
moom moom
swish glish
sa sa sa lum
hey, hey, hey
I’ll flower there
right inside your hearts
like a smile, a laugh
a happy feeling you don’t even know is there
and then suddenly it’ll all blossom
in your skin and your face and in your limbs and organs
and you’ll all laugh too
and your neighbors too
and strangers too
for you are me and I you
and everyone too
hey, hey, hey
*** dum dad a ***
he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ** **
we’ll be laughing
we’ll be all laughing at one another
and we’ll be laughing at ourselves
for I ‘m coming
O I’m ever coming
superest-ever clown ever
like delicate music
like an exotic flower
and we’ll all laugh
like kookaburras
*** dum da da ***
moom moom
swish glish
sa sa sa lum
hey, hey, hey
for I’m the happy Universal Clown ever
just like you
just like me
hey hey hey
*** dum da da ***
moom moom
swish glish
sa sa sa lum
hey, hey, hey
Nice meet.
To there! to to meet hi you meet nice to.
Hey there meet there to hi hi hey you;
It's there! meet it's.
Hey hi to hey to to to it's to hey.

Hi hey hey;
Hi to hi hi to to to to to hi there there it's it's meet there! hi hey it's it's meet hi to hey;
Hey hi;
There you meet there!
Hey it's hi;

Meet you you there there meet.
Hey meet there!
To to hi hey it's hi to you it's it's hi meet it's meet there hey hi hi to to nice to hey.
To meet.
Hi hey you;

There! hey to you to hi to it's meet hey it's to there.
To hi.
To to you to it's;
There it's;
There to to hi to it's hi to hey it's you hi;

Hey meet hey;
You nice to to hey to meet hi to there hi hi;
To nice hey;
Meet to.
You hey nice hi hi hi;
Coolka  Mar 2014
Hey there love
Coolka Mar 2014
Hey there my first love
Hey there my last love
Hey there the one I will always love
Hey there the one I always think about
Hey there the one that I sleep thinking about
Hey there the one I always dream about
Hey there the one that I woke up thinking about  
Hey there the one I will go to when I feel down
Hey there the one I miss even when I'm talking to
Hey there the one that I always crave to hug
Hey there the one I crave to spend every second of my life with
Hey there the cause of my smile  
Hey there my happiness
Hey there my paradise
Hey there my world  
Hey there my first and last love
Hey there the one who will always be in my heart
Hey there the one if I started writing about I will never finish
Hey there my infinite love, as far as infinity and beyond
My love for you is never ending
Hey there the one who's one year older now
Hey there the one I love more and more now
Hope you have a year filled with happiness, success, joy and love
I wrote this poem for his birthday but i didn't show it to him cause i dont where he is :'(
jeffrey robin Mar 2015
I'm almost done

                        (           Can't you hear
                                           The child calling ?          )

We are weary                  
(    Almost gone    )

We won't be here in the morning

/////

Hey hey hey

It's almost done

We won't be here in the morning

•••

The light are barely flickering

( can't you hear the child crying ? )

Hey hey hey

                     He 's lost        (on the         Run )

he ain't gonna make it till morning

/////

Hey hey hey

And the dying

///////

Every one is anyone

All the creatures are crying

All the truths ?  Well we are

So eager to be denying

•••

Hey hey hey

I'm almost gone

Hey hey hey

The colors fade

All that left of me is this song

I won't be here in the morning
Hey you with your guitar slung over your shoulder
Hey you thirty five and not a single year older
I remember you.

Hey you with the big laugh and the easy sway
Hey you with the hustle each and every day
I cry for you.

Hey you with the rhythm, hey you with the beat
Hey you with the open heart and restless feet
I dance for you.

Hey you with the voice, hey you with the fire
Hey you ringing over your funeral pyre
I sing for you.

Hey you with the pain, hey you with the shame
Hey you with the genius and you with the blame
I scream for you.

Hey you with the swagger, you with the bite
Hey you with the holler, hey you with the fight
I barely knew you.

Hey you from my homeland, hot and wild
Hey you from my family, the first grandchild
I look for you.

Hey child of Zion, hey chuco birthright,
Hey blood of my blood, hey stars in the night,
I feel you.
Tommy Johnson Mar 2015
Hey, hey, hey I wanna leave more than ever
But I have no excuse

Hey, hey, hey is it cliché to say
"Its all me baby not you"?
You can never really tell
If their the one and only

It's all about how you feel
There is no spark but you are the one for me

I'm not really sure
If it’s the right choice

Oh, oh I don’t wanna be this way
Another time, another place
I think you could be my saving grace
I don’t wanna throw you away

Oh, oh you know I got some thing to say
I can't lie to your face
Maybe it's time we take a break
I'm sorry but I need space

Hey, hey, hey situation is ironic
Cause I've been in your shoes

Hey, hey, hey no I don’t really think
I can do this to you
I know I'm being selfish
I know my eyes are wandering
But I can't even help it
Think we rushed into this too fast

Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
You know I got something to say


Oh oh I don’t wanna be this way
Another time another place
I think you could be my saving grace
I don’t wanna throw you away

Oh oh you know I got some thing to say
I can't lie to your face
Maybe its time we take a break
I'm sorry but I need space
I'm unappreciative
Of everything you give
It's another reason to leave
You're way to good for me
Joseph Goodwin Feb 2011
Hey old man in the cadillac,
where you goin?
Hey old man in the cadillac,
where you goin?

What's the price you had to pay for those wheels?
Do they make your life seem more real?

Hey old man in the cadillac,
where you goin?

hey, hey, hey

Hey young woman with the gucci purse,
how's it goin?
Hey young woman with the gucci purse,
how's it goin?

I can tell by your bags you're too expensive for me.
Do designer clothes make you feel free?

Hey young woman with the gucci purse,
how's it goin?

hey, hey, hey

Hey old man in the cadillac,
where you goin?
Hey old man in the cadillac,
where you goin?

What's the price you had to pay for those wheels?
True satisfaction must be something surreal.

Hey old man in the cadillac,
where you goin?

hey, hey, hey
Jesse Hunter  Jul 2013
Hey Girl
Jesse Hunter Jul 2013
Hey girl, it's been a long long time.
Hey girl, I hope you're doin fine.
Hey girl, ya know you've been on my mind.

I still think about our first date, how it went, and how you made me feel so great.
Things were so crazy in both our lives, but God but us together, just in time.
We walked along the river side, I can still remember that look in your eye.
We never kissed, or hardly touched, that feeling in my heart, I knew it could not be lust.
When we finally parted, we shared a hug, walking away I wondered could this be love?

Hey girl, it's been a long long time.
Hey girl, I hope you're doin fine.
Hey girl, ya know you've been on my mind.

So many questions to things I don't know, why your in my life, and how this is goin to go.
But you're here now, and it was God that put you here, of this one thing, I am sure.
I couldn't ask, for a more beautiful girl, I hope someday, I can give you the world.
Somehow though, I know you don't want anything from me, except my friendship, and a love never-ending.
So we'll take our time, and not rush this, make the most of this precious gift.

Hey girl, it's been such a long long time.
Hey girl, I hope you're doin fine.
Hey girl, ya know you've been on my mind.

Hey girl, I can't believe you're with me.
Hey girl, you just wanna sit around and watch tv?
Hey girl, anything I can do just ask me.

Hey girl, it's been such a long long time.
Hey girl, I hope you're doin fine.
Hey girl, ya know you've been on my mind.
Hey girl.....
Never wrote a country song before, but I had some inspiration.

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