When I was small enouf to **** da ****** of me mother (13), I found da great sensation of da *****, Me uncle Batius make me a sandwich every day, He know dat I like a da strong cheese, So he put it in everytime, I did not know dat da cheese was gangja smoke til much lata, I neva undastood wy it make me so happy, until
I be jammin down da beach When I heard da pastor preach "Baatiboys stay far from we!" he yell "Baatiboys will burn in ****!" He take a drag from the spliff He jam out a reggae riff "Excuse I" I say "You should be on your way"
The spliff be shaped like a **** He light it with tha bic Baatiboy wink at me His last wink that'll be
I rise up like Jah I smack him in da jaw Da spliff be fallin' Da baatiboy be bawling'
He runnin' away cryin' But this baatiboy gonna be dyin'
Pull out tha chopper BAWH BRAP BRAP POW drop er' Pastor be cheering At the baatiboys I'm sneering
Stay off me beach
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me lungs aint pure wit out ganga me mind aint pure wit out rasta who be in my basement? da rasta mon who stole me bank statement. why he steal me bank statement only jah will know. me tird leg ain pure wit out soap me arm peets aint pure wit out soap soap is da purest jah supply us wit soap tank u jah we like da soap u supply we do not deny here id de reggae household jah. J A H
me wish me wasnt a trucker me wish me had 5 foot dreads me ave to act like a trucker and pucker me lips for me wife me wish me was on de island where all de noises is silent we wish me could dig for diamonds and smoke all de ganga me wish and eat dead fish of de road be broke like a true reggae mon me wish me was never born because me never gona be a reggae boy me hart is as torn as me cloth. me want to love a reggae woman and implant me reggae seed. and grow me some reggae children and show dem da way of de ganga me wish. love reggae.