Hi! My name is -- Armpit fat hanging out from the strangulation of my push up bra, Unlovely love handles poorly clothed by leggings waistband, A zebra-striped, stretch-marked ***, Shoulder-length, untamed mane resting on weightlifter traps, Snub nose on a face as circular and flat as a waiter’s tray, Except for the hilly scar on the tip of my snout, Eye bags of a zombie risen from the bed, Juicy, voluminous, red Skittle zits, Accompanied by a mole like Marilyn’s (But this one ain’t so ****), Four foot eleven and a half plus high heel calluses, -- Katie for short. But despite what I’m called, Maybe we can get to know each other A little better?