HAWAII BALLISTIC MISSILE SYSTEM AN ALARM
WAS MISTAKENLY SENT OUT
COME ON GUYS WHAT A MISTAKE
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT



WITH THE TENSION IN NORTH KOREA
A MISTAKE LIKE THIS IS WRONG
KIM JONG UN IS NOW LAUGHING BECAUSE
YOU ARE PLAYING HIS FAVOURITE SONG



DONALD TRUMP AND ROCKET MAN
DON'T NEED ANYMORE TENSION
WHEN YOU ARE DEALING WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS
STUPIDITY LIKE THIS I HAVE TO MENTION

DONALD TRUMP DEFENDS HIS SANITY
MICHAEL WOLFF IS A FRAUD
TRUMP SAYS HE IS A STABLE GENEOUS BACK OFF
OR I WILL RELEASE MY HAUDES



THIS BOOK WILL FINALLY END
THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY IT IS CLAIMED
MICHAEL WOLFF YOU ARE A FRAUD
YOUR LIES WILL SOON BE NAMED



THE WHITE HOUSE IS FULL OF DRAMA
TRUMP CHRONICLES IS NOW IN THE HOUSE
THIS IS THE BOOK OF GOOD FAITH
PRESIDENT TRUMP DON'T BE A MOUSE


I SENT MY BOOK TRUMP CHRONICLES TO THE PRESIDENT
IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE AS I COMPOSE THIS POEM

FIRE AND FURY
IT IS CRAP
TRUMP CHRONICLES
IN ITS FACE
IT WILL SLAP




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FIRE AND FURY
BUY MY BOOK
AND BE THE JURY


MY BOOK IS BETTER

IS 2018 HOLDING A NUCLEAR WAR
TRUMP AND ROCKET MAN
WILL THEY SETTLE THE SCORE



WE NEED AN UMPIRE
TO BRING IN THE PEACE
OR WILL ALL THE WORLD
JUST STOP AND CEASE



THESE ARE TWO MEN WITH
MASSIVE EGOS TOO MATCH
THEY NEED TO RESOLVE THEIR DIFFERENCES
AND LET PEACE BE DISPATCHED

FIRE AND FURY CRAP
TRUMP CHRONICLES IS THE BETTER BOOK

TRUMP LAND IS A PLACE
YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEE
IT HAPPENED IN 2017 FOR
ALL THE WORLD TO SEE


MOST WATCHED MOST VIEWED
TRUMP LED A MERRY DANCE
MOST TWITTED MOST NEWS
ON STAGE HE DID PRANCE



HIS TWEETS OF SURPRISE AND SHOCK
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND ROCKET MAN
WHAT WILL 2018 HOLD FOR US
PRESIDENT TRUMP DELIVER IF YOU CAN  


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DONALD TRUMP BELIEVES IN INVISIBLE PLANES
WONDER WOMAN PLEASE STAND BY
DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR PLANE
SO HE CAN FLY IT IN THE SKY



I SEE THEM HERE
I SEE THEM THERE
THOSE INVISIBLE PLANES
I SEE THEM EVERY WHERE

THE BIG GAME HUNTS ARE STILL ON
THEY COME TO THE UNITED STATES
HOW CAN WE STILL **** THESE
MAJESTIC CREATURES AT AN ALARMING RATE



LIONS ELEPHANTS AND THE RHINO
ARE HUNTED TO THE END OF LIFE
DON'T BRING THE TROPHIES INTO AMERICA
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS YOUR IN STRIFE



WEALTHY AMERICAN GAME HUNTERS
STILL CRAVE FOR THE ****
HOW CAN THEY BE GIVEN THE RIGHT
TO SHOOT THESE GODS AT WILL