crochet me a doily
I can wear as a hat-
intricate dainty and soft,
knit me a pair of spats-
pink-
I can wear on my mocassins,
sew me some cute *******
crotchless are best.
For I am getting tired of
acting tough.
Spare me the ***** hose, so
restricting, and until I take hormones,
the uplifting bra from Frederick's,
is useless.
teach me , though, how to apply mascara,
I just painted my ear hair black.