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Nov 2017 · 410
My Friend Bob
Glueboi Nov 2017
Depression, depression
I have depression.
Of course I'm just kidding.
I don't have depression.
I bury my feelings,
beneath my exterior.
You think this is serious,
but this is about glue.
glue is the problem and the solution.
Nov 2017 · 609
Trapped
Glueboi Nov 2017
Her hair smelled of roses, her body curvy in places.
We've been together for months, a destination was set.

I arrived at her house, it was all quiet
Her parents had left us all by ourselves

I unbuckled my pants, she pulled down her *******.
It was standing *****, my glue stick was ready.

I grabbed hold of my stick, and she grabbed hers.
Wait, what?
My girlfriend's a dude?
have it
edited by poetry-sensei
Nov 2017 · 389
Clockwork
Glueboi Nov 2017
Perhaps it is time, I return to my roots.
Abandoned the topic, never let it bear fruits.
I have grown thin, my feet unfit for its boots.
But linger no longer, I shall return to my roots.

The clockwork gears begin to spin and words connect.
The cobwebs severed, time repairs the neglect.
The pieces of the puzzle slowly conjoin, my pencil *****,
I write down my lines, my latest project.

You know me as glue or Glueboi if preferred.
I know what you think, poems about glue are quite absurd.
But the line between glue and my soul has become blurred.
Gears are in motion, I've returned to my roots, no need to reword.

My effort is rewarded, the project is complete.
A poem about glue that no other poet can beat.
A poem which will be welcomed into the halls of the elite.
My victory tastes oh so sweet.

My anticipation rises, a chance to share with the world once more.
My magnum opus will be shared, my dark world will grow brighter.
It spreads its wings and soars.
glue is a hard but fun topic
Nov 2017 · 507
Salt
Glueboi Nov 2017
Father, apparently I am the glue man.
When people mention me, that's all they know.
If given the chance, I would've ran
but my shoes are covered in glue, making me slow.
I never asked to be the glue man,
my life slowly loses its meaning.

Mother, remember how I mentioned I was a glue man?
To be honest, I consider myself more of a glue boy.
You aren't here anymore though you always had a plan.
I wonder if these poems about glue are starting to annoy?
I never asked to be the glue man,
my life no longer has meaning.

Do I even have anyone to speak to?
To remind that I'm the glue man?
The only thing left to do is chug my glue.
It'll take me back, back before it all began.
I never asked to be the glue man,
my existance never really mattered.
be freed from the archives of valhalla, into the world once more
Nov 2017 · 301
Identity Theft
Glueboi Nov 2017
Two men turned into three,
A case of identity theft but who is to blame?
All three filled with glee,
They're different people, yet they look the same.

The first man is red,
his personality was booming.
No future ahead,
And was always assuming.

The orange man stepped up,
his smile was fulfilling.
Like a newborn pup.
He could always be found chilling.

The purple man was late to the party,
his memes were exotic,
though he wasn't very hearty,
his very presence was often chaotic.

Yet the question goes unanswered,
and the culprit unblamed.
am i diverging from glue? no.
Nov 2017 · 260
Satanism
Glueboi Nov 2017
Sticky pieces of plastic.
Placed inside dispensers.
Not as good as glue in any way.
Adhesive of the devil.
i don't trust tape
Nov 2017 · 189
Warmth
Glueboi Nov 2017
Glue is real cool and swell and all that
But glue can never replace the fun and the joy
I have with my friends.
We laugh and we jest,
we call each other names in good faith.
This bond that we share can never be replaced,
by an adhesive that
I just so happen to be obsessed with.
it was really sticky
Nov 2017 · 194
Purpose
Glueboi Nov 2017
I wish I was glue
So I could hold us together
I wish I was glue
So I could get high off my fumes
I wish I was glue
So I would at least have use
But the truth is
I'm not glue
I can't hold us together
I'm not glue
I can't get high off my fumes
I'm not glue
I don't have any use.
and it ended up squirting onto my pants
Nov 2017 · 200
Materialism
Glueboi Nov 2017
My glue
My glue walked in
My glue stripped
My glue danced
I glued
and i tried snapping it in half
Nov 2017 · 199
Gargle
Glueboi Nov 2017
The dripping echoing throughout the room
I can't see, is this my punishment?
Where is the light when I need it most?
Darkness consumes me.
The endless void draws closer.
I cry but no sound exits my lips.
It's in my mouth.
The dripping is getting closer.
I'm scared.
But not of the darkness that consumes me
or the still endless void.
I'm scared of the end.
this one time, there was this glue
Nov 2017 · 273
Nature's Glue
Glueboi Nov 2017
Dear Mother Nature,
how did you put our home together?
Did you use the roots as nature's glue?
I wonder if you knew what we would do
with the gifts you had left for us.
Dear Mother Nature,
I wonder how you're feeling
dealing with the constant stealing,
us humans constantly peeling
the layers of our home forever lost.
Dear Mother Nature,
the glue has started to melt,
the consequences starting to be felt.
We have to play with the hand we've been dealt,
no ace up our sleeves
Dear Mother Nature,
We apologise.
I can only surmise the surprise that you had,
our home has been ruined.
No amount of glue can hold it together.
have tasted glue
was not disappoint
Nov 2017 · 227
Unrequited
Glueboi Nov 2017
I'm sure you don't know it,
I'm sure you won't care.
But my feelings for you
are without compare.
When you squeeze and make me squirt
It hurts a bit but I don't care,
every little drop belongs just to you.
And once you've had your fun
and tossed me aside.
Know that I'll forgive you
and will always love you.
i never actually tasted glue before.
Nov 2017 · 283
Pure Colours
Glueboi Nov 2017
A coat as white as snow
I only pale in comparison
To your pure colours
My coat is brown and ugly
I cover it with glue
and it worsens the problem
Your coat is so pretty
Why can't I be pretty?
But who glues the one glues?
Nov 2017 · 308
Necessities
Glueboi Nov 2017
Hey there, it's me again.
Thanks for being there when I need you,
You are my moon, the Earth and my Sun
There'd be no me without you by my side
You and me, we're stuck together
You are my moon, the Earth and my Sun
You're with me through my darkest,
and have so many uses.
Please let me ask one thing of you
Hello glue, can I eat you?
or perhaps use you as ****?
I am the one glues.
Nov 2017 · 367
Glue
Glueboi Nov 2017
Drinking glue is not good for you
Digesting glue is not good for you
Glue is not food
Nor drink or ****
Glue is just glue
Inhale its fumes
Please pass the salt.

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